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Clips from Scrubs - My First Kill (S04E04)

"Could you do me a favour"
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"and not hold him by the haunches? Yeah, he has hip dysplasia."
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"He's a purebred. It's genetic."
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"I am sick of that creepy thing. I want him out of my house."
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"Isn't that a shocker? You don't care about something important to me."
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"Why don't you throw him out?"
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"Don't think Rowdy doesn't know what's going on."
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"What's he gonna do?"
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"Easy, boy. She ain't worth it."
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"Mrs Carter, your fever was just a reaction to the aesthetic we gave you"
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"They were everywhere."
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"You were on a racetrack, Mrs Carter."
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"I don't get why Turk was so upset about Rowdy."
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"He's just a creepy, stuffed, stupid, yellow, dead dog."
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"He bought him eight years ago at a garage sale."
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"Then he's just a Nutter Butter."
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"Your sign doesn't say "live dog groomer.""
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"As doctors, we always take patients' histories,"
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"- See? No track marks. - Way to go, Daddy."
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"He's my biggest fan."
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"I'm gonna schedule a pericardiocentesis and drain it with a needle."
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"Someone's gonna stick a needle in my chest?"
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"- Not just someone. Dr Da Man. - Who's Dr Da Man?"
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"Say it without the doctor."
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"- Who's Da Man? - I'm da man!"
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"That was awesome. That was fun doing that with you."
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"Now that you've got his confidence, drive it home."
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"Thanks for that "everyone's a murderer" speech. Nice scare tactic."
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"It's really not a question of "if". It's a question of "when"."
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"- Heaven's a diner? - Get anything you want, dear."
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"- Maybe I'll have flapjacks. - They don't have those."
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"Don't worry about it. Listen, dead people,"
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"I mean, you weren't a great doctor."
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"You know what? I left my wallet back on Earth."
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"Heard you're tryin' to clean a dead dog."
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"- Yeah? Who told you that? - The wind."
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"- I can clean it for you. - Why would you do that?"
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"Plus, taxidermy used to be kinda a hobby of mine, you know,"
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"till the state took my license away."
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"How come?"
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"What happened to all the cute little squirrels, Flo?"
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"Interesting. I'm not pointing fingers. Roy."
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"I've got this patient with a damaged heart valve and needs a replacement."
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"Definitely. Thirty-five, married, good job, cute little boy, great dog."
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"Can't remember what kind they said."
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"Long time recovering heroin addict. Bulldog. That's what it was."
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"But he's super-serious about his sobriety. He's been to rehab six times."
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"He needs to dial it up to super-duper-serious."
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"- I'll tell him. - Elliot, you know the chief of surgery"
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"- Want some of my pancakes? - Devil cakes? No, thank you."
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"- But I haven't. I know you haven't. - Hell, yeah, I have."
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"I forgot to write the order for his albumin drip"
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"and he haemorrhaged and died."
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"You want your doughnut?"
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"And it turned out Turk wasn't the only one."
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"Oh, my God. I'm gonna kill someone."
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"Because of heroin use, Surgery doesn't wanna give Mr Phillips a heart valve."
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"Now an ethics committee is gonna decide if he gets the operation."
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"I'm freakin' out, I've gotta argue his case. My God. Is it already 2.00?"
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"That's Greenland time."
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"So I remember to call my mom on her vacation before she goes on the boat."
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"The boat?"
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"She's been sleeping with a commercial salmon fisherman."
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"How fun for her."
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"- The key is to be confident. - Well, I'm not."
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"then we can make out. They'll give you what you want."
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"What? I thought I heard something."
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"Goodbye, Todd."
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"Back to the transplant."
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"So who's even on an ethics committee?"
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"Not yet."
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"As I was contemplating how easy it would be to make my first fatal mistake,"
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"This procedure's too risky now. We should wait."
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""You can accomplish anything with a friend by your side. ""
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"you don't think Mr Phillips is a good candidate for surgery,"
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"Those of you who have met him, like Ted, can attest to this."
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"This is a very dicey case. Ted, what do you think?"
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"Very ethical. Why don't I open the floor"
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"to those people who currently do not have erections?"
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"Dr Clock. Think this guy'll stay clean?"
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"Dr Clock, Edwards here is, at best,"
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"a few minutes away from walking towards the light."
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"So, what say you stop wasting our time and give me your professional opinion?"
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"Of course, sometimes, friends will surprise you."
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"paint the picture of someone who has not overcome his addiction."
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"Look, I know you're mad."
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"Why? Because you betrayed me? Betrayer."
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"- Did I just hear? - Todd!"
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"I wanna work this out."
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"I have to see this schizophrenic patient. It's already 6.00."
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"No, Molly, it's 3.00. You're still on stupid Greenland time."
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"Shoot. I forgot to call my mom and Yergi."
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"I know I bailed on Mr Daniels,"
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"but the whole having not killed thing got in my head."
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"I heard Mr Daniels isn't getting his pericardiocentesis. Since when?"
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"1.42 yesterday afternoon. His wife didn't want him to."
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"She's beautiful. One green eye, one blue."
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"They're both from Luxembourg. I believe they're Luxembourgian."
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"Where in Luxembourg? I spent two weeks there."
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"They say what they miss most are lazy summer afternoons on the Moselle River."
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"You are channelling that seventh grade book report."
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"OK, then."
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"OK."
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"That took quite a bit of cajoling, but I think I was able to convince him."
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"Hey, baby, I'm gonna head home and watch some television with Rowdy."
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"Rowdy? No! You shouldn't go home."
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"- Why? - I need you to go somewhere for me."
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"Can't talk now. Good stuff's happenin'."
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"Where? Where am I gonna find a dead, stuffed yellow lab?"
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"- I can help. - No, you have work to do."
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"- No! - OK."
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"Fellas, I'd like you all to meet Kyle."
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"What do we got on the table? Greg, may I run the meeting?"
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"Is that cool? OK."
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"Well, I guess I was a little more persuasive than I thought."
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"Oh, that's amazing. We have to celebrate."
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"- How do you celebrate without heroin? - With cake, mostly."
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"Absolutely. Not a problem. I'm real good at rehab."
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"But after that, I'm gonna move my family to Florida."
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"Did somebody page me? I'm sorry I took so long. I was just eating lunch."
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