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Clips from Scrubs - My First Kill (S04E04)

"Of course. It's 8.30 in the morning."
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"I wanted to let you know that the committee voted in my favour."
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"- Congratulations. - Thank you."
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"- I was congratulating Dean. - Why?"
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"Eyebrows."
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"Eyebrows? Like that's gonna make you..."
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"Elliot, come on. You can't be that insecure."
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"I have to go."
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"Luckily, I'm a professional, and professionals finish the job."
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"Hey, Peggy. Yes, I noticed the turtleneck choice in August"
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"and can only assume it's something to do"
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"with that grapefruit you store in your trachea."
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"Let me put your mind at ease. You've killed before."
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"- She died? - Three days ago of endocarditis."
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"- Sticky needle, please. - Here you go, Doctor."
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"By the way, when this is over, I'm kickin' your arse."
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"He isn't here."
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"You found Rowdy?"
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"Had to trade him my squirrel army."
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"Thank you."
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"He's Steven."
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"was just the pick-me-up I needed."
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"I don't know how my car ended up in the community pool."
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"You must have lost control after you went through the snack bar."
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"Did I trick Newbie? I did, didn't I?"
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"- I don't appreciate lying. - I know you're scared,"
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"In fact, should be any day now."
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"- What are you doin'? - Just waitin' for Mr Phillips."
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"He showed up for the first couple days."
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"But he's missed his last three rehab appointments."
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"I'll wait with you."
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"Thanks."
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"I got my eyebrows waxed."
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"Whether it's wondering if your husband will realise"
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"you replaced his dead dog with a shorter replica..."
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"Because if you're not careful, you can cause a pneumothorax."
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"Ultimately, it'll drive you crazy"
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"He might've gone to Florida. Maybe he's going to a hospital there."
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"I don't even have my cape."
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"I'm Ron. I'm a new doctor here."
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"Cool. Cos inviting you to karaoke's kind of a big deal to me."
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"It's not."
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"the longer you just might be able to hold off that first kill."
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"Cannonball this."
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"neglecting Miss Sampson into a coma."
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"That's not up to me. That's up to the police"
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"and the owner of those horses you killed."
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"I mean, he's basically a link to his childhood."
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"Still, I think I really hurt his feelings."
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"And, Mr Phillips, do you exercise?"
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"Of course not. Those things'll kill ya."
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"Mr Daniels, some fluid has gathered near your heart."
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"- If you think it's the right thing. - I do. Dr Cox!"
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"I don't think I've killed any of them."
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"Blonde doctor."
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"Mrs Studebaker, 40 minutes into my first day."
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"I've been a doctor for 30 years. What do you think?"
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"If things get dicey cos it's a bunch of stuffed shirts,"
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"I understand that because of his drug problem"
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"but he understands that this heart valve is a responsibility."
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"Mr Phillips' numerous relapses"
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"So no, I don't think he will."
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"Stuff we talked about."
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"- Still, no one will notice. - Ah, Kiki Dee."
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"Outside Mertert near the German border."
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"You got the heart valve!"
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"- He got a new heart valve. - She voted against you."
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"Said the loser who lost."
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"Don't push me. One of the reasons I became a therapist"
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"You didn't get blood cultures and you missed it. You happy?"
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"I got him off another taxidermy guy on the Internet."
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"Nah, everyone thinks squirrel armies are so great."
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"It smells like Rowdy."
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"When, when, when, when?"
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"But here's the dirty little secret: Fear is good."
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"It keeps you from becoming a crappy doctor."
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"Don't worry about a thing, Newbie. You're a sure thing to get a kill."
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"One of the hardest things is sometimes you don't get to know how things end."
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"... or wondering when and if you're gonna kill that first person."
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"Everybody, watch closely."
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"if you don't have a friend to help you through it."
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"If Edwards is dead, I want his cupcake."
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"Where's your husband?"
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"Welcome him. Treat him as a brother."
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"- Occasional glass of wine with dinner. - And any drug use?"
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"or doesn't act quickly enough, and somebody kicks the bucket."
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"Let's call this meeting to order."
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"a sharp legal mind"
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"She knows my name. Whatever she wants."
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"Besides, I had bigger problems. I had to do Mr Daniels'procedure."
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"This needle is too sticky. I'm out. Get it together, Laverne."
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"Mrs Carter?"
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"They look really good."
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"Elliot's comment didn't bother me cos I'm proud of the body God gave me."
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"First things first, I counted the ballots and someone voted twice."
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"though there aren't a lot of surprises."
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"What are the odds? Stay vague."
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"Turk, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"Named Paris after the city, not the slutty socialite tramp."
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"Oh, boy. That can't be good."
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"No, Newbie, I have not killed."
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"And of course, the classic:"
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"Did you just page me so you could rub my face in this?"
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"But no, dear, you didn't kill any of us."
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"Where's he taking me?"
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"on someone who's gonna destroy it with drugs."
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"Do you remember Mrs Carter?"
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"I don't know. I'm pretty tone-deaf."
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"Each and every one of you is going to kill a patient."
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"Doug!"
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"But I've been clean for six months."
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"It's strange. Even though a lot of patients have died under my care,"
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"do any of you feel that I may have, you know, killed you?"
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"No."
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"There were never any squirrels."
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"He a good candidate for surgery?"
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"Obviously higher-ups."
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"Karaoke's so off."
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"Bullet dodged. He totally bought it."
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"That's OK. Cos I wasn't the only one lying around here."
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