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Clips from Scrubs - My First Kill (S04E04)

"Being the new doctor at a hospital can be difficult."
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"That's why it's nice when someone takes the time to befriend you."
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"Yeah, Ron. The "I don't care ward" is down there."
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"Anyway, the person who reached out to Molly was Elliot."
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"Dr Cox, can I ask you something?"
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"The answer is "Yes, it was me who saw you doing leg lifts in the gym"
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"on that inflatable ball." It was quite the display of girl power."
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"First, they were just big socks, OK?"
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"- What do you want? - As co-chief resident,"
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"He might go ahead and get himself a clean kill this morning,"
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"That man has killed so many patients,"
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"I'm starting to think he might be a government operative."
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"Great to see you kids. All the best."
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"Hey, there."
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"except for Doug, who had worked up a hearty appetite"
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"Turk, what is Rowdy doing in my closet?"
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"- He's guardin' your shoes. - He almost gave me a heart attack."
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"Don't listen to him. He's drunk on cheese."
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"during your cataract surgery."
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"- I'm sending you home. - Can I drive my Trans Am?"
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"- Too many adjectives? - I'm sure he's more than a pet to Turk."
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"Maybe you should do something nice for Rowdy, like get him cleaned."
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"- I do yoga every morning. - I can't do yoga."
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"All that deep breathing. I hate breathing."
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"Except, you know, to live. Do you drink?"
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"- Do you smoke cigarettes? - No way."
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"- Who's Mr Da Man? - No, just say the last name."
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"So I'll schedule the procedure."
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"My residents have stopped eating."
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"That wasn't a scare tactic. Eventually, everyone commits a sin of omission"
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"No flapjacks in heaven? Are flapjacks evil?"
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"- He was nervous. - Oh, like a little bird."
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"Suckers."
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"I don't know. I'm still a little drunk from breakfast."
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"He's a heroin addict?"
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"isn't gonna accept the risk of a valve replacement"
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"Dr Cox is trying to convince me that everyone eventually kills a patient."
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"Remember my first year, Mr Quinn?"
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"Mrs Kahn, my second year."
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"On my third day, there was Mr Kershnar."
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"Jenny Roth about eight weeks ago. It was really tough because she was hot."
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"Then later that third day..."
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"But I happen to be, as always, the exception that proves the rule."
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"So right about now, you gotta be asking yourself,"
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"do you think you're that good?"
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"I've dealt with ethics committees. You're gonna be great."
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"I'll tell you what. I'll go with you for moral support."
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"and an older doctor with a wealth of experience."
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"I had a feeling Mr Daniels felt good about this procedure."
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"I feel good about this."
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"Like "Don't jump off a bridge if you don't know how deep the water is. ""
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""No matter how clean the janitor gets your dead dog,"
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"you need to put him in the trunk and not leave him on the roof. ""
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"And the lesser known,"
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"I'm here as a friend. I think you should ask Ted again."
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"Oh, good God, she knows it too. Am I awake?"
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"They asked for my professional opinion, I had to give it."
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"If you were a real friend, you could've lied, made out with me."
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"You're gonna lie. Don't be specific."
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"Mr Daniels, we have rethought things and decided you should have that procedure."
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"I want you to go to a strip club."
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"OK."
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"- Can I talk to you for a second? - Don't care."
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"Let's go."
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"I just needed to know where the line was."
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"Well, hello."
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"Wrong place, wrong time, little buddy."
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"You'll enjoy it here. Any complaints, go to Dwayne."
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"Let's score some cake."
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"Mr Phillips, part of the deal is you'll come back the next six weeks for rehab."
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"- Start fresh. - Yeah."
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"Can I talk to you outside?"
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"Yes. There's also a couple of messages on your home machine."
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"I hope I'm wrong, and I hope he stays clean. Let's not make this personal."
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"is I've been able to zero in on a person's greatest insecurity."
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"I'm real scared, Molly. Whatcha gonna do?"
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"Giant Adam's apple."
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"Who?"
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"Ruff ruff."
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"No, not Rowdy. This is Steven."
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"Rowdy was 48 inches from snout to tail. Steven's only 46 on a good day."
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"I think we're OK."
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"Oh, I'm sorry you had to do that. But thank you."
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"I'm not sure it's the healthiest habit in the world."
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"He likes the park."
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"Let it go. OK."
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"Killing Mrs Carter, though admittedly bad for her,"
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"And now, of course, he has to live in fear of when he will kill."
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"and a lot of times you feel like a little girl in a big gal's body."
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"The trick is, you can't let it paralyse you."
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"- Do you think? - I don't know. Maybe."
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"OK, there is no way I'm following that guy."
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"Do you wanna go to Little Tokyo and do karaoke with me tonight?"
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"Do people with trichotillomania pull their hair out?"
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"- Do they? - Yeah."
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"I'm a little shy about my 'aoke."
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"You have nothing to be embarrassed about."
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"I do these kick moves that I don't think people get."
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"Plus I sometimes wear a cape. It's probably all in my head."
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"Absolutely loved the leg warmers."
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"Secondly, if you need to do laundry, here's the washboard."
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"I've noticed some of my residents are overwhelmed."
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"It'd be nice if you gave 'em one of your patented pep talks."
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"I'll be more than glad to give your residents a little pep talk."
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"At some point during your residency, you will screw up, they will die"
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"and it will be burned into your conscience forever."
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"- Hell, take pee pants here. - Pee pants."
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"seeing as his patient, Miss Sampson, is in DKA"
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"and he hasn't been tracking her phosphate level."
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"Her phosphate level."
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"Doug! Stop writing and go!"
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"The point is, the harder you study,"
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"Other than that, I guess, cross your fingers"
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"and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family."
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"Thank you. Thank you, Dr Cox."
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"OK, you guys, pizza and punch in the penthouse."
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"Wrong patient. One bed over."
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"This is, like, my eleventh slice."
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"That's the good stuff."
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"So anyway, after Dr Cox scared them, no one wanted pizza or punch,"
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