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Clips from Scrubs - Our New Girl-Bro (S09E09)

"Stop. He'll be fine."
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"- How do you know? - He works in the gift shop."
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"- You get what you can get. - Please leave."
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"- That baby isn't mine, is he? - Get out, Kevin."
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"Question. When you called me "Munch,""
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"were you referring to Richard Belzer's beloved detective character"
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"first established on Homicide,"
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"but best known from Law & Order: SVU?"
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"Crime procedurals soothe the baby."
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"You walked out on Miss Simmons when she needed you."
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"I had to stay with her all night."
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"- She freaked out. - She did?"
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"Can I get you anything?"
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"(SCOFFS) Yeah, it got real in there. Big time."
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"Plus, I got no sleep, and I had so much to do this morning"
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"I had to do my dad phone call while having sex with my boyfriend."
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"So many things wrong with that,"
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"not the least of which is the fact that it's the most turned on I've ever been."
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"- No filter, huh? - Nope."
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"Lucy, there was a hospital full of residents and nurses here last night."
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"If there was a problem with Miss Simmons,"
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"You know, I thought you could do everything,"
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"but I guess it just seems that way,"
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"because you half-ass it with your patients."
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"Come with me."
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"Hey, Dr. Cox. I just finished cleaning that guy's foot ulcer."
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"- How'd that go for you? - Not gonna lie. I yakked on his face."
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"Otherwise, crushed it. What else can I do?"
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"Actually, Drew here was about to assist me with something."
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"Yeah, yeah. No, I got it. What's the job?"
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"- Sorry, Charlie. This is my deal. - No, you know what, Drew?"
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"I'm gonna let him do this one. Room 32."
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"I want you to do a manual rectal disimpactation."
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"Mr. Hanson is very constipated. You will fix that."
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"With your hands."
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"Oh, lucky."
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"Yay!"
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"- "Sorry, Charlie"? - I thought I was brilliant."
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"Yep."
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"(SIGHS) That totally sucks."
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"If you want, today is Eileen in Radiology's birthday"
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"and I was gonna go up there and just steal her cake."
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"I hate Eileen in Radiology."
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"I know, right?"
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"I was thinking, after that, maybe we could stop on three"
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"- Looks like a Nigerian Kelly Ripa? - Thank you!"
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"What say you take a shot at it?"
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"Yeah, I, um..."
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"Hands are a little shaky there."
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"I'm jacked up on 17 cups of coffee because I haven't slept a lot lately,"
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"and my head is sweating. But I'll be fine."
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"(GASPS) Don't you think you should disinfect the area?"
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"Good catch, Kate. What do you think, Lucy?"
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"Should we wipe away all the deadly bacteria,"
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"or just do this Civil War style?"
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"- I really shouldn't be doing this. - No, you shouldn't."
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"Once again, a giant swing and a miss for Lucy Bennett."
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"What's wrong with me?"
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"Lucy, when I got pregnant, I learned two things."
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"Ketchup on cereal is delicious, and sometimes you have to be selfish."
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"That's why I went home last night."
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"I mean, finally I have something inside me forcing me to take care of myself."
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"See, I'm like you. I probably ended up in medicine"
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"because I want to try to take care of the whole world."
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"You can't even take care of one single patient"
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"unless you learn how to take care of yourself first."
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"So tell your dad you can't talk every day,"
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"have your boyfriend grab a cold shower every once in a while,"
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"stop doing slides for Dr. Turk"
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"and let your sister mess up her own life."
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"That's the key to being a good doctor. You first, then the world."
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"LUCY: I guess there are lots of ways to get by in a hospital."
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"You can try to just suck it up,"
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"(GROANING)"
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"- Mmm. - Mmm. Get the middle."
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"LUCY: For me, it was just about learning who comes first."
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"(BEEPS)"
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"Aw, schtupes!"
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"Old King Cole is in the house!"
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"Number one, Aaronson comma Cole."
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"Isn't that just an alphabetized list of all the students in our class?"
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"Yep."
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"- You gonna tell him? - I haven't decided."
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"Oh, too bad, Bennett comma Lucy. What happened, Suffin?"
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"You're, like, two-thirds of the way down this thing. That is rough."
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"I don't know. But congratulations."
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"Yup, old Double-"A" Aaronson nailed it again."
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"You suck, Zimmerman!"
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"LUCY: This morning was such a disaster."
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"No, it's for pork-chop day. An old tradition for me and J.D."
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"Anyway, I just want to talk about my ranking"
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"Hey, did everybody see the newsletter? Check it out."
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"(MACHINES BEEPING)"
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"Um..."
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"LUCY: She was amazing with her patients."
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"Morning, sunshine. You look rested."
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"It's like going to the gym."
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"Thank you for meeting me."
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"I don't think he's gonna be able to take it."
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"and then I'd show you the nurse that looks like..."
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"Now go home and get some sleep."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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