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Clips from The Office - Livin' the Dream (S09E09)

"I would like to invite you all"
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"to my black belt ceremony, right here in the office at lunch,"
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"lunch not provided."
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"- Fireball! - Ahh!"
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"That's how it's done."
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"That's pretty good. I feel safe."
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"[Whispering] Hey, Erin. Is Andy in?"
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"Sorry, I-I thought you said "is Indian?""
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"And I was like, "is Indian what?""
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"Is Indian jewelry pretty?"
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"Is Indian hair an expensive kind of wig?"
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"Yes to all three, by the way."
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"His student film audition schedule is crazy hectic."
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"I know he's in."
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"David Walrus in his native habitat."
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"[Laughs uncomfortably]"
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"Hey, Andy. Can we go in your office and talk?"
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"I told Andy that he was on very thin ice"
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"Then last week, he used company money"
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"to buy a top-of-the-line photo printer."
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"In his words, "the kind that's good for head shots.""
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"And yesterday, he asked me to pay for cheek implants."
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"Claimed it's going to boost office morale."
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"Now, he's a good guy."
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"But honestly, at a certain point,"
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"and you fall through."
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"And that is when you get fired."
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"- Andy. - I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"David, this documentary is going to air in two weeks."
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"Uh-huh. But--"
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"Every minute that I spend here"
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"is time not spent making audition videos"
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"for reality dating, cooking, or singing shows."
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"I got a real shot here."
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"And I'll never be able to forgive myself"
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"if I blew it because I was too focused on my stupid paper company job."
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"So you think you've been too focused on your job?"
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"At my last head shot sitting,"
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"I was so distracted wondering what I was missing at work"
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"that I came across totally manic."
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"So you-- you want to quit Dunder Mifflin"
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"to pursue acting?"
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"Well, no, actually."
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"I see no reason to limit myself to just acting."
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"Could be dancing. I don't-- it just--"
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"I owe it to myself and my future fans."
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"Uh, well, I guess I can't stand"
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"in the way of a man's dream."
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"And it seems like you have the gift."
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"There's probably no way I can talk you into staying at this point, huh?"
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"Nope. I have made up my mind."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"[Exhales]"
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"Well, that kind of worked out."
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"I think just about anybody could be a star."
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"My postman, the night janitor here--"
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"Oh."
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"I'm actually here today. Surprise."
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"Yeah. But,"
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"you know, I've actually been working pretty hard here on a daily basis. So..."
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"I kind of feel like I've earned this."
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"- I mean, you know? - You totally have. You have earned it."
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"But maybe I could be with my wife."
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"It's kind of the whole reason why I'm here."
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"Right."
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"Well, I'm here to sell paper."
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"Right? And-- and Wallace is here today."
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"I mean, you can get that, right?"
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"Right?"
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"And what do you need more face time with Wallace for?"
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"You trying to get a-- a second second job here?"
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"It's okay."
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"- You can sit in the annex. - What?"
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"I'll come visit you."
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"Okay."
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"The annex it is."
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"I'll be sitting at your desk,"
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"- if that's okay with you. - It's fine with me. Have fun."
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"But be careful. It is very easy to get lost"
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"in Pete's beautiful, dead eyes."
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"Everyone, a little breaking news for you."
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"Just had a little chat with David Wallace."
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"And, um, I'm taking a leave of absence"
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"I can't say we didn't see it coming,"
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"but it's a sad day when anybody is fired."
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"- We're so sorry, Andy. - Uh, uh, uh, uh,"
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"[Chuckling] What are you talking about?"
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"I'm fired up."
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"Yes."
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"Guys, I'm-- I'm leaving to pursue"
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"my lifelong dream of being famous."
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"Oh, Andy. [All mumbling]"
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"Yeah, so I'll see you on the red carpet."
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"[Solitary clapping, mumbling continues]"
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"'Cause see, that's how it works."
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"Andy sings beautifully,"
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"and he's really good at dancing."
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"He's a good speaker."
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"You probably miss Clark."
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"Yeah, a little bit."
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"- I get it. - It's cool, man."
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"I'm sure you and I will have our own thing."
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"You don't watch baseball."
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"I just think you're going into this a little fast."
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"Show business is cold."
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"They're not gonna cut you any slack."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"The male is a funny species."
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"We don't just tell each other how we feel."
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"That's chick stuff."
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""Hey, Andy, I love you, man."
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"I don't want you to leave,""
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"you say something like,"
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""Hey, Andy, you're making the worst mistake of your life."
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"You're not talented.""
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"Well..."
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"[Sighs]"
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"I'm gonna miss you, too."
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"Mmm!"
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"What happened to the generation that knew you shut up, did your work,"
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