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Clips from The Office - Livin' the Dream (S09E09)

"Tweedle-lee-doo. [Sighs]"
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"- They are. That's true, yeah. - Just forget it. [Giggles]"
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"Just a quick announcement."
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"Can I just do one thing while you're making this announcement?"
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"And then, I'll never, ever do it again."
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"[Groans]"
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"Oh, my God. [Door closes]"
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"Oh, my God. [Groans]"
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"...is..."
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"Whoo! [Laughs]"
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"Congrats."
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"Pam."
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"Wha-- but I fought for this seat."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Let's hear it."
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"Nope. Can't accept that job."
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"I'll tell you what I could accept"
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"Don't get me wrong. I am definitely here for Pam."
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"Hey, I didn't get a chance to say it, but..."
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"- congratulations, Dwight. - [Chuckles]"
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"Yeah, and, Dwight, I'd like to be the first to say congratulations."
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"It's 'cause I had a fallback."
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"so they could never return home."
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"I need to be that same kind of dick to myself."
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"All in!"
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"Toby!"
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"But here's the thing."
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"No, no."
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"This is your-- you brought this on."
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"No, no. Andy."
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"Oh. [Clears throat]"
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"Hello, Miss Polodnikovski."
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"No, you are out of line, Miss Polodnikovski."
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"No, you are!"
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"I don't want to live in that cesspool anyway."
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"Listen, I get my security deposit back."
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"Animal Control should've taken you away."
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"David."
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"This is my last chance to honor what is best inside myself."
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"Oh, my God."
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""The future belongs to those"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Don't let pride ruin your whole life."
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"and, honestly, I think about it a lot too..."
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"Good luck, Andy."
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"- Oh, good lord. - Can't you just leave?"
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"[Playing I Will Remember You]"
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"♪"
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"[Applause]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Thanks, Meredith."
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"Are you thinking of going camping?"
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"Okay, listen. I'm just gonna say this."
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"You are not going to live in a tent."
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"You're welcome."
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"with a farm and a bunch of pipe dreams about beet fuel."
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"- What kind of offer? - A buyout."
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"- We did it! - Ah, ha, ha, ha, ho!"
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"Hey, and look."
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"- Okay. - So get this."
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"They're gonna pay for us to go pitch out west."
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"We talking spurs, the jazz, cowboys."
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"Wade said we could do the whole country in three months."
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"Can't do what?"
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"I can't do this to Pam."
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"No, no. Jim, this is different."
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"I wouldn't know. I never lived with a gay guy."
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"Angela, you just..."
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"I love Dwight."
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"I'm taking some time off from work--"
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"because"
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"we needed it."
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"It's great."
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"It's great."
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"The phone's been ringing off the hook."
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"But that doesn't matter."
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"It's the only thing that matters."
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"- Nice morning, too. - Beesly. Oh, my God."
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"Which tie makes me look like a guy who likes sofas?"
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"Ah. Definitely blue."
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"Totally, right?"
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"I was just spreading myself way too thin--"
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"Uh, well, it took me a while."
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"But I finally realized that"
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"I can't give 100% to two things at once, you know?"
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"Yeah. Tell me about it."
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"my stage makeup or my work makeup."
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"Well, you know, you can't have everything,"
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"You just go all in for what's most important."
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"Is everything okay?"
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"No. Everything is not okay."
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"The county took my cats."
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"Wait, all of them?"
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"Two sacks' worth."
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"Apparently, my apartment complex has rules"
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"about how many pets are too many for a studio."
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"And while I was out"
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"picking Philip up from daycare, they came."
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"That's-- that's awful, Angela. I'm so sorry."
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"It's the bitch that lives downstairs."
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"She's this uptight, judgmental shrew."
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"You know the type."
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"I've never met anyone like that."
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"And they're gone."
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"Without my cats, I am utterly"
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"- Angela, you still have your son. - [Scoffs]"
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"Attention, everyone. May I have your attention?"
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"Basher, thrasher, crasher, and--"
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"Smasher."
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""Smasher"? No. Where'd you get that?"
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"Fireball."
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"Cut!"
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"This morning, after hours of combat with some of the city's best teenagers,"
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"I earned my black belt in goju ryu martial arts."
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"I had to find a new dojo after Sensei Ira and I parted ways."
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"My new sensei, Sensei Billy,"
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"thought I had more than enough training to take the test."
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"Sensei Billy says most students"
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"don't spend $150,000 over 20 years"
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"to get their black belt."
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