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Clips from The Jetsons - The Little Man (S01E01)

"- You missed. - Don't make me laugh, Spacely."
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"Don't tell me you'll put me out of business again?"
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"AII I ever got out of your gimmicks was a good laugh."
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"Hey, boss, let's test-run this crate of sprockets through the minavac."
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"Just think of the savings in shipping costs, and..."
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"I'll go home and sleep on it. You may have the rest of the day off."
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"Oh, boy. I hope that's a fire truck and not a traffic cop."
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"Okay, let's see your driver's license."
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"...it's time to retire to that chicken ranch I have up on that asteroid."
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"You see, I was..."
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"- Hello, dear. - That's what I call a big kiss."
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"- Anything interesting happen at the office? - Nothing to stand up and scream about."
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"- Yeah, I get it. - I'm the boss."
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"- You're the boss. - That's right. Now, sit!"
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"I'll wear elevator shoes."
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"Watch out, George! You'll fall off the table."
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"Things like this could drive me to drink."
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"- Wait right there, George. I have an idea. - You mean...?"
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"Look at the shrimp! Look at the shrimp!"
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"George, are you up yet? Your breakfast is getting cold."
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"Well, getting past those guards was easy enough."
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"I wonder where old fatso Cogswell keeps his cogs?"
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"I'll swat you like a bug in a rug, Jetson!"
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"With this repairman disguise, I'll bluff my way into Spacely's..."
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"Hello there!"
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"Don't be upset. I will have the machine working in no time."
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"Now, let me see. The clavicle is connected to the hipbone."
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"Jetson, before I fire you..."
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"I'll enjoy beating you one way or another."
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"I'll match you and double it!"
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"Yeah, look, let's forget the whole thing. I never want to hear about it again."
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"Meet George Jetson"
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"His boy, Elroy"
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"Daughter, Judy"
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"Jane, his wife"
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"This is the home of Spacely Space Sprockets..."
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"...whose industrial leadership, together with Cogswell Cosmic Cogs..."
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"...is founded on the deepest concept of courtesy, kindness and cooperation."
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"Mr. Spacely calling, Mr. Cogswell."
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"That loudmouth Spacely? Put him on."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Cogswell, you're a no-good crook."
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"Well, you aren't any space angeI yourself, Spacely."
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"Compared to you, I'm a regular Boy Scout."
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"If you think you can squeeze me out of business by refusing to sell me cogs..."
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"...you've flipped."
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"If I never see another Cogswell cog, it will be too soon."
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"Quiet, Spacely. Can't you see I'm putting?"
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"Haven't you learned by now that Cogswell never misses?"
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"Watch this."
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"- Don't tell me you're going to count that. - Stop looking over my shoulder, will you?"
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"It makes me nervous."
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"Now, quiet, Spacely. I'm driving."
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"Why, you did that on purpose, Cogswell. That's the last straw!"
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"You're telling me!"
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"You've ruined my five iron!"
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"- Yeah, well, what about my bowling ball? - What bowling ball?"
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"That bowling ball."
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"You know what this means, don't you, Cogswell?"
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"That's right. And this time I got the gimmick to wipe you out for good."
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"- The minavac! - Minavac schminavac."
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"I'll believe it when I see it."
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"All right, wise guy. Be at my place in half an hour, and I'll prove it."
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"- I'll be there. - Good."
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"And you better bring a crying toweI. It's going to be a sad scene."
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"- Oh, just a minute, Spacely. - Yeah, what is it?"
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"You forgot something. Here."
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"Have a ball!"
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"A bowling ball, that is!"
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"Oh, well."
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"That's the way the bowling ball bounces."
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"Come on, Jetson, Cogswell will be here any minute."
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"Is the minavac ready?"
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"Take it easy, boss. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day."
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"Knock off the philosophy, will you? Just fix the machine."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Just think, Jetson. With this minavac, we'll save a fortune in shipping charges."
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"We reduce our products before we ship them..."
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"...and enlarge them after they arrive at their destination."
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"BeautifuI, isn't it?"
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"- I think I have it working now, Mr. Spacely. - You better have, or you've had it."
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"Good idea. I'll start her up. Now, let's see."
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"Press button to reduce."
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"There, she's on."
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"It works! It works! Goes in big, comes out small."
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"- We've done it! - Mr. Spacely, there's just one thing."
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"Think of it, Jetson, Cogswell wiped out. Finished."
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"- Starving out in the cold street. - But, Mr. Spacely..."
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"It's like a lovely, beautifuI fairy tale come true, eh, George?"
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"- But, but... - Don't interrupt me when I'm happy."
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"Okay, Spacely. I'm here."
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"I just hope this minavac is as funny as that solar-powered nuclear stamp-licker..."
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"...you had last week."
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"Go ahead, laugh it up, Cogswell."
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"You haven't got many laughs left."
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"You sure you didn't get this out of a cereaI box, Spacely?"
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"If you'll just clam up for a minute..."
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"...I'll show you how I'm going to put you out of business."
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"Jetson, proceed with Operation Clobber Cogswell."
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"- But, Mr. Spacely, there's one little thing. - Quiet, Jetson."
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"If I want hot air from you, I'll squeeze your head."
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"It's the reverse-o-matic enlarger. There's still a few bugs in it."
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"And you better quit bugging me, Jetson."
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"But, Mr. Spacely, if we don't fix it, we'll be in trouble."
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"Now, observe, Cogswell."
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"Jetson and that crate entered the minavac..."
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"...and in just two seconds, presto!"
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"Jetson and the crate are reduced to 6 inches. Well, Cogswell..."
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"- ... what do you think? - Very funny. Very funny."
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"The 6-inch crate might go with the kiddies..."
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"...but who needs a 6-inch-high employee?"
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"A 6-inch-high employee?"
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"Jetson, go through that machine again and get back to your normaI size."
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"And get back to work!"
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"I can't. I tried to tell you, the reverse-o-matic isn't working."
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"I can't enlarge."
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"And I wanted to put Cogswell out of business so bad!"
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"Keep trying, Spacely. Keep trying."
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"Don't let a little thing like this stop you."
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"You came through again, paI. Best laugh I've had in weeks."
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