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Clips from Son of Zorn - Defender of Teen Love (S01E01)

"(quietly): You're kidding me."
Son of Zorn
"Nope! No!"
Son of Zorn
"- Hey, hey, no, no. - Uh-oh, busted."
Son of Zorn
"- Take those back! - Oh, come on, Edie, you don't"
Son of Zorn
"actually want bikes in your garage. That's insane."
Son of Zorn
"- I mean, bikes? - Yeah, bikes. My bike,"
Son of Zorn
"Craig's bike, together, just the two of them."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, Edie, you're really gonna keep pretending like..."
Son of Zorn
"this isn't happening?"
Son of Zorn
"Come on, I've had a lot of sex, Edie."
Son of Zorn
"I've seen a lot of vajibas, and a lot of women"
Son of Zorn
"have seen my pebis, you hear me?"
Son of Zorn
"- I know what I'm talking about. - I really"
Son of Zorn
"All right, well, if I'm so wrong about us,"
Son of Zorn
"then how come you still have your Zorn tattoo?"
Son of Zorn
"I don't have that Zorn tattoo."
Son of Zorn
"How... have you..."
Son of Zorn
"- Oh... my... God! - Oh, okay, so now you want"
Son of Zorn
"my stuff in your house."
Son of Zorn
"I can't believe this."
Son of Zorn
"The real outrage here should be the length of your showers."
Son of Zorn
"We are in a drought, Edie."
Son of Zorn
"- Is that a safe? - Yes."
Son of Zorn
"- Craig got it for his answer keys. - Edie,"
Son of Zorn
"I need the stone, okay? I can't tell you why, but trust me."
Son of Zorn
"Plus, plus, it is dangerous"
Son of Zorn
"- in the hands of evil. - You are the hands of evil!"
Son of Zorn
"Okay, fine. You think some little safe is gonna stop me?"
Son of Zorn
"Zero, zero, zero, zero."
Son of Zorn
"- (buzz) - Damn. Zero, zero, zero, one."
Son of Zorn
"- (buzz) - Damn."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I guess it's, like, a‐a date."
Son of Zorn
"Could you maybe give me some pointers on what"
Son of Zorn
"girls think is their favorite restaurant in town?"
Son of Zorn
"Well, yeah, but, son, I..."
Son of Zorn
"Could you maybe think about it soon?"
Son of Zorn
"Sure, no, no, yeah, but-but here's the thing, I..."
Son of Zorn
"Definitely think about it when she's got her clothes on, okay?"
Son of Zorn
"Hey, thanks, Dad,"
Son of Zorn
"- for, um, you know... - Hey! But... (sighs)"
Son of Zorn
"My pleasure, son."
Son of Zorn
"Was that a client?"
Son of Zorn
"Uh, yeah. Yeah, it was."
Son of Zorn
"Zorn, I don't want to have to fire you."
Son of Zorn
"Just... use the script, make a sale."
Son of Zorn
"I know. I know. No, and I'm super close."
Son of Zorn
"It's just, um, well, you know, I have this perfect way"
Son of Zorn
"to connect with this client, and, uh, I mean,"
Son of Zorn
"he was totally appreciating me. I mean, it was amazing."
Son of Zorn
"I'm gonna lose him, and I... I mean,"
Son of Zorn
"God, I... I just love him so much, you know, it's..."
Son of Zorn
"all about this way of connecting with a client,"
Son of Zorn
"You know, just don't give in to it."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, gosh, I think your best bet"
Son of Zorn
"would just be to end it, you know?"
Son of Zorn
"You got to go over there in person,"
Son of Zorn
"get the job done, and get out of there."
Son of Zorn
"Who knows? Maybe if it doesn't end too badly,"
Son of Zorn
"you could still make that sale."
Son of Zorn
"In person."
Son of Zorn
"EDIE: Well, I warned him. Now his stuff is in the trash."
Son of Zorn
"- I mean, that is on him. - Oh. Y-You got a thing"
Son of Zorn
"- on your... - (screams)"
Son of Zorn
"- Oh! Get it off! - Okay,"
Son of Zorn
"- Kill it! - Okay, I'll get it, I'll get it."
Son of Zorn
"I'm not gonna kill it. It's just a little..."
Son of Zorn
"(horrified gasping)"
Son of Zorn
"- (garbage disposal grinding) - (creature grunting)"
Son of Zorn
"- (cracking, screeching) - Oh, my God!"
Son of Zorn
"- (creature grunting quietly) - Whew!"
Son of Zorn
"Look, as childish"
Son of Zorn
"and invasive as Zorn can be,"
Son of Zorn
"Just let it go."
Son of Zorn
"Come on."
Son of Zorn
"Look,"
Son of Zorn
"could I get upset about the tattoo"
Son of Zorn
"that you still have on your behind?"
Son of Zorn
"Do I?"
Son of Zorn
"Sometimes. Privately."
Son of Zorn
"- You know it means nothing to me. - I know,"
Son of Zorn
"and I try not to let it torment me,"
Son of Zorn
"which is why I prefer missionary."
Son of Zorn
"You know what? You're right."
Son of Zorn
"- I should just let it go. - Yeah."
Son of Zorn
"(Zorn shudders)"
Son of Zorn
"Hmm."
Son of Zorn
"Well, let's see what else we got here."
Son of Zorn
"Let's see. What?"
Son of Zorn
"- Pretty creepy, man. - Hey,"
Son of Zorn
"Wait, hold on. Who is that? Is that her brother?"
Son of Zorn
"- Dude, I don't know. - What the hell?"
Son of Zorn
"Wow. And people say Zephyrians are the ones with the deviant"
Son of Zorn
"sexual impulses, huh? (chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
"Well, maybe it's not her brother."
Son of Zorn
"- Hey! - Why can't I roll this window up?"
Son of Zorn
"It's busted, man."
Son of Zorn
"- Just don't worry about it. - Ah! This car sucks, dude."
Son of Zorn
"- Hey, take it down a notch. - Can I help you?"
Son of Zorn
"- Oh, no, no, no, we're good, thank you. - Really?"
Son of Zorn
"- You're good? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're just, uh,"
Son of Zorn
"we were, um, yeah, we're looking for an address,"
Son of Zorn
"but I-I think we're on the wrong street, so, uh..."
Son of Zorn
"- I saw you urinate on my tree. - Oh, you saw that?"
Son of Zorn
"Okay. Well, I'm sorry. It was kind of an emergency."
Son of Zorn
"But, hey, we're about to take off, so just..."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I just want to put this out there, man."
Son of Zorn
"I do not know this guy at all."
Son of Zorn
"I picked him up earlier. He was drinking in the park."
Son of Zorn
"- I was having a beer. - Yeah."
Son of Zorn
"It was more than a beer."
Son of Zorn
"And now you're at four stars, Brian."
Son of Zorn
"- You want to make it three? - You knocked over"
Son of Zorn
"- my eucalyptus tree! - What? I got a powerful stream."
Son of Zorn
"Maybe back in Vietnam or wherever, this sort of thing..."
Son of Zorn
"Vietnam? Vietnam? (chuckles)"
Son of Zorn
"Wh-Why would you say that? I mean (stammers)"
Son of Zorn
"do I look Vietnamese to you, seriously?"
Son of Zorn
"Dude, that's racist."
Son of Zorn
"Brian, turn the car on. Let's go."
Son of Zorn
"(knocking)"
Son of Zorn
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