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Clips from Son of Zorn - Defender of Teen Love (S01E01)

"Hey, buddy. You weren't answering your phone,"
Son of Zorn
"so I figured I'd pop by."
Son of Zorn
"Okay."
Son of Zorn
"So anyway, I've, uh, got some fatherly advice for you."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, fatherly advice? This is gonna be really cool."
Son of Zorn
"- Can't wait. - Well, I'm feeling like maybe"
Son of Zorn
"things aren't gonna work out for you and Nancy."
Son of Zorn
"It's just, um, I mean, you could do better."
Son of Zorn
"Oh, you think I can do better? Really?"
Son of Zorn
"Oh, my gosh. My dad thinks that?"
Son of Zorn
"If I'm being honest, I think she might be prone to incest."
Son of Zorn
"Okay, so it's definitely not because"
Son of Zorn
"you went over to her house to spy on her,"
Son of Zorn
"Okay, all right, that did not happen."
Son of Zorn
"Yes, it did! I saw you!"
Son of Zorn
"- You spied on me? - Yeah. I used the Stone of Sight."
Son of Zorn
"Got it out of Craig's safe... He says the code out loud"
Son of Zorn
"when he types it in. Zero, zero, zero, six."
Son of Zorn
"Are you kidding me? (groans)"
Son of Zorn
"Okay, well, you know what?"
Son of Zorn
"I think the best thing is probably for me"
Son of Zorn
"to stop trying to help, I always seem to be making things worse."
Son of Zorn
"I saw she has a boyfriend she didn't tell me about, so..."
Son of Zorn
"that's what really sucks in the end."
Son of Zorn
"You know, sometimes you really like someone,"
Son of Zorn
"and you talk a big game like it's, it's gonna work out,"
Son of Zorn
"but the fact is she's with someone else."
Son of Zorn
"I mean, it sucks (bleep)."
Son of Zorn
"I mean, I get it, you know? You wish you could just"
Son of Zorn
"rip off the new guy's nose and break off his finger"
Son of Zorn
"and stick it where his nose used to be and then just punch him"
Son of Zorn
"I can see the headline now:"
Son of Zorn
""Man with Tiniest Genitals Dies,"
Son of Zorn
"World Rejoices.""
Son of Zorn
"But then, I don't know, once you start to..."
Son of Zorn
"let go and move on, who knows?"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, you're right."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, thanks, Dad."
Son of Zorn
"It's really nice to finally have,"
Son of Zorn
"like, an actual conversation, you know,"
Son of Zorn
"where we can, like, talk to each o..."
Son of Zorn
"(Game Boy music playing)"
Son of Zorn
"- super great to... - Mm-hmm."
Son of Zorn
"Finally have a..."
Son of Zorn
"one-on-one conversation back and forth, where..."
Son of Zorn
"- Yeah, totally. - ...you're really listening"
Son of Zorn
"- Listening. - To everything I'm saying,"
Son of Zorn
"All right, well, here we go."
Son of Zorn
"(grunts)"
Son of Zorn
"(faint, distorted voices)"
Son of Zorn
"(thunder rumbling)"
Son of Zorn
"ZORN: Nah, it's for the best."
Son of Zorn
"There are just too many evil hands in the world."
Son of Zorn
"Mainly yours. But thank you for finally moving your boxes."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah, I know, it's weird. It's, like, we're, uh..."
Son of Zorn
"like we're officially divorced now, I guess."
Son of Zorn
"Hey, can you, uh..."
Son of Zorn
"- can you give us a minute? - Oh."
Son of Zorn
"How about we hit the old reset button?"
Son of Zorn
"I'd like that, Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"Hello. I'm Zorn from Sanitation Solutions."
Son of Zorn
"Do you have a second to talk about how satisfied you are"
Son of Zorn
"with your current bathroom products supplier?"
Son of Zorn
"Yeah."
Son of Zorn
"$600 on soap dispensers?"
Son of Zorn
"I know. It was impulsive."
Son of Zorn
"What the hell were you thinking?"
Son of Zorn
"Well, well, well, trouble in paradise."
Son of Zorn
"Zorn, how you make the puppets dance."
Son of Zorn
"Look, honestly, I just feel sorry for Zorn."
Son of Zorn
"- Wait, wait. Hold on. - He lost you, he lives in squalor,"
Son of Zorn
"the bangs are not working."
Son of Zorn
"I just thought he needed a win for a change."
Son of Zorn
"Well, when you say it like that, that's..."
Son of Zorn
"Wait a second, why are the puppets not dancing"
Son of Zorn
"- the way I want them to dance? - ...unusual."
Son of Zorn
"- You're an amazing person. - No!"
Son of Zorn
"(grunting)"
Son of Zorn
"Stupid Stone! Come on! Stupid!"
Son of Zorn
"(metal rattling)"
Son of Zorn
"(shattering)"
Son of Zorn
"(creature crying)"
Son of Zorn
"(roars)"
Son of Zorn
"No. You're a psycho!"
Son of Zorn
"EDIE: Your dad? (scoffs) First of all,"
Son of Zorn
"Uh, do you want some Corn Nuts?"
Son of Zorn
"ZORN: Ah, here, check it out."
Son of Zorn
"you want to hold it up in front of you,"
Son of Zorn
"Nature is a... well, it's just an amazing thing."
Son of Zorn
"don't want to hear about your pebis."
Son of Zorn
"It is not a joke."
Son of Zorn
"and... trust me, it does not work out."
Son of Zorn
"Well, it's not like it matters."
Son of Zorn
"And it sucks."
Son of Zorn
"I mean, maybe it gets better."
Son of Zorn
"Yeah. It's great,"
Son of Zorn
"Did you spy on me in the shower?"
Son of Zorn
"- into them at all... - Are you serious?"
Son of Zorn
"where he kicked a dent in your car?"
Son of Zorn
"Make a sale, or I'm gonna fire you."
Son of Zorn
"- (laughs) - Yes!"
Son of Zorn