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Clips from 30 Rock - Future Husband (S04E04)

"I can open to any page."
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"Okay, hang on."
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"So here goes:"
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"Ship up."
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"Frank, Frank, Frank."
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"Who did you put in your address book as "Future Husband"?"
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"I can usually trace it back to the last time I was drunk."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, your dentist gets drunk with you too?"
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"Oh, Miss Lemon, it's so romantic."
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"I was out of my mind on painkillers."
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"He could wear a thumb ring."
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"You know what my motto is?"
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"Why?"
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"Because everything always works out for the best."
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"On..."
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"Okay, good first take."
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"Excuse me?"
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"That's right."
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"I'm doing a one-man show."
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"Jonathan!"
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"Is it Senior Executive Skip Day?"
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"Lemon."
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"did I put a toaster waffle into my D.V.D. player?"
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"You watched it for about an hour,"
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"said Nicole Kidman should get an Oscar for it,"
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"then you turned it off."
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"Yikes."
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"Thanks for babysitting me."
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"I did my best, but you were pretty far gone."
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"Good thing you were here."
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"Hey, somebody order a massage?"
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"You're too late!"
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"I already killed her!"
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"I thought you'd left."
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"Who else is out there this early?"
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"If the pervert community gets wind of morning jogging,"
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"Have you seen this?"
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"They keep talking about Sheinhardt selling"
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"That's never going to happen."
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"How could a company from Philadelphia"
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"the United States in a ground war."
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"My sources..."
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"and that sale is dead."
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"Geiss Cubes, whatever that means."
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"It means the book is filled with cubes of knowledge."
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"Nobody's buying anybody."
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"Hey, where is Frank?"
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"He still hasn't rewritten the Olympics sketch"
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"Oh, Mister Rossitano called to say he overslept"
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"What is this?"
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""Future Husband"?"
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"The dentist's office."
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"No, when I was under the anesthesia,"
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"Just like that movie I only saw the first 10 minutes of-"
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"Fatal Attraction."
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"I don't know what he looks like."
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"Miss Lemon, you're such a pessimist."
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""Everything always works out for the best.""
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"Watch this."
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"I just threw my wallet out the window."
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"But I'm not worried."
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"Uh, I'm sorry."
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"How was that supposed to make me call this guy?"
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"Be an optimist, Miss Lemon."
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"A future Tony-nominated actor."
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"It is Tony eligibility season."
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"And I'm going for the "T" in my "EGOT"."
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"What am I, a nerd?"
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"I'm going to keep it loose, Liz Lemon."
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"Jonathan, why is it so quiet in here?"
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"Why aren't the phones ringing?"
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"That's usually in the Spring so we can go to an amusement park."
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"You're Will Smith and I'm the dog."
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"Uh, what do you mean?"
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"What's happening today?"
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"How are you going to explain your "unnamed executive""
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"I'll tell him it's a guy I'm having sex with."
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"We really don't have time to do it right anymore."
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"So what do you want to know?"
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"Okay."
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"I know the deal is happening today."
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"The board is having a secret meeting."
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"Wait. What? No."
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"There's no deal."
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"Oh, my God."
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"You really don't know what's going on."
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"They cut you out of the loop, Jack,"
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"because you're against it."
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"I'm actually finishing up a meeting right now."
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"Prostate."
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"I'm going to have to call you back."
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"Jonathan."
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"I want you to go down into your little assistant underworld"
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"and find out where everybody is."
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"I don't care what it takes."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Well, you're healing very nicely."
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"You may continue to experience sensitivity for a few more days."
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"When can I start eating hard cheeses again, doctor?"
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"It was expensive,"
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"Huh."
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"Dr. Kaplan, the last time I was here,"
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"But because of the anesthesia,"
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"I can't remember where or how."
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"And I remember you were both laughing quite a bit."
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"Okay."
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"So, uh, who is he?"
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"What does he look like?"
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"He has some gum recession."
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"Four-pockets on 14 and 15."
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"But overall, very good teeth."
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"Especially for an Englishman."
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"Ooh, he's English?"
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"I've said too much."
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"I really can't tell you anything about him."
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"You know, doctor-patient confidentiality."
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"Oh, come on."
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"don't get toys from the treat bucket."
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"Who's here?"
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