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Clips from 30 Rock - Future Husband (S04E04)

"Oh, I'm here, Miss Maroney."
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"they wanted to play with me forever."
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"Is that a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade pun?"
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"In March?"
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"It's as if "Claps-Giving Yay Harade" has lost all meaning."
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"June is a tough month for me"
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"because I begin life-guarding again."
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"You know, renting a theater for one night"
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"and babbling onstage for an hour..."
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"People seemed to like it."
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"Well, it certainly doesn't get you a Tony Award."
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"because I've been petitioning for them"
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"to add a category for Living Theatrically in Normal Life."
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"Of course the same show."
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"But I can't do that."
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"I never do the same thing twice."
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"Jeffrey, we lost the tournament!"
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"I can't do seven more performances."
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"that starts with "T"."
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"For your little necklace."
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"Oh, good morning, Miss Lemon."
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"It keeps me from..."
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"Well, I went to the dentist yesterday,"
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"and I actually found out a little bit about"
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"my mystery guy."
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"And?"
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"that's nothing more than the dried husk America came out of."
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"So are you going to call him?"
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"And say what?"
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"That "You're my future husband"?"
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"I'd like to at least know what this guy looks like"
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"before I put myself out there."
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"Kenneth."
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"Like when Lot's daughters got him drunk"
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"to repopulate the world through incest."
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"so Lisa would kiss him."
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"This is Wesley."
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"This is Nurse Jamakaiah from Dr. Kaplan's office."
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"You need to come in today"
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"so the doctor can check dem teeth, mon."
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"Oh, is there something wrong?"
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"My check-up isn't for another week."
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"He tinks dat toot might have some bad mojo in it, ja see."
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"Might you be available to come in around 1:30, me lad?"
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"You're going Irish!"
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"Cool runnings, mon."
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"Bobsled."
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"I told you everything would..."
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"Hee-haw, hee-haw!"
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"Stay away, I will bite you!"
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"Hee-haw!"
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"Jack, what brings you down to news?"
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"Hey, C.N.B.C."
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"Nightly News rules."
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"Nightly rules!"
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"But this is strictly professional."
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"I saw Don Geiss' schedule."
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"And you're right."
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"Ah, thanks for the tip."
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"In return, here's how you're going to report it."
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"Because this deal is happening."
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"You should start distancing yourself from him."
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"Distancing myself?"
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"That man is my mentor."
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"He taught me how to command a room with my voice."
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"Back to work!"
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"All I'm saying is, the writing's on the wall."
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"Pat O'Brien, after he shaved his moustache?"
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"You use them, and then you throw them aside?"
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"That is not fair."
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"This is not about us."
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"This is about us."
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"And I'm trying to help you."
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"Being Don Geiss' guy just became a liability."
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"Because no one is!"
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"I'm going to stand by my man."
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"I don't think so."
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"If I wanted to see a black guy make a fool of himself,"
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"I'd have sex with K-Fed again."
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"He has no idea what he did in his show last night."
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"And without my wallet,"
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"I'll tell you what's going to happen."
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"Why, with a curtain five hours from now,"
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"it would take the greatest acting coach"
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"the world has ever seen to make his show a success."
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"Fine, I'll do it!"
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"We'll be with you as soon as we can."
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"This is Wesley."
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"Hello?"
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"# What #"
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"# Huh #"
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"# Right #"
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"# What #"
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"Can you tell me why you come up on my phone as "Future Wife"?"
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"Would you like to get coffee?"
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"caused by some loose bristles from an off-brand toothbrush"
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"Wow, this is not interesting."
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"Well, British people have notoriously bad teeth, so..."
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"I've never heard that."
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"Really?"
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"You've never heard people make jokes about British teeth?"
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"Well, it's just a thing people say."
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"Like when they say older women have breadback."
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"What's breadback?"
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"No, that's not a thing."
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"Not to you, no."
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"I think we're getting off on the wrong foot here."
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"You use that word too much."
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"God."
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"Mr. Welch."
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"It's good to see you again."
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"Please, John, call me Jack."
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"I don't think so."
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"until the deal went through."
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"So I've been..."
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"Hiding him in your freezer."
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"Just like we did with Hiram Sheinhardt"
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"Let it go, John!"
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"Miss Lemon!"
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"How did the dentist's office go?"
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