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Clips from 30 Rock - Future Husband (S04E04)

"Maybe we are legend."
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"Hello?"
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"Answering your own phone on the first ring?"
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"It's all hands on deck over there, huh?"
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"Come on, the N.B.C. buyout."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You're calling me as a source?"
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"to your producer?"
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"I already told you this morning."
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"No, I'm not out of the loop."
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"I just can't talk about it."
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"Rhubarb, rhubarb, golf."
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"This is a matter of life or death."
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"But if anything should happen to me,"
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"I want you to read, Oh, the Places You'll Go"
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"I'm not doing that."
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"Dr. Kaplan: Rinse, please."
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"I think I made a gentleman friend."
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"then you're not really a patient."
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"And people who aren't patients"
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"Damn you, Kaplan!"
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"I need someone to be outraged to."
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"I actually slept here because my house keys are in my wallet."
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"It's a rave review."
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"I'm a Broadway star!"
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"Jenna, could you accept my Tony on my behalf?"
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"Five hours."
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"Doesn't make you an actor."
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"I know the Tony rules"
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"And I know for a fact you have to do your show"
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"a minimum of eight times to be eligible."
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"Wait, the same show?"
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"Honey, I'm home!"
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"Pac-Man, I'm Jewish!"
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"Well, then, you better think of something else"
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"# Jonathan downloads Geiss' schedule #"
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"# Mr. Donaghy will be grateful #"
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"I should have filled yesterday."
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"Don't worry, it's just a donkey spell."
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"And I now know that he is English and he made me laugh."
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"That's wonderful!"
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"Even if he does come from a country"
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"Through trickery."
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"So here's da ting."
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"Go break a story, Williams!"
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"Okay. I told you last night, no."
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"There is something going on."
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"at the Ritz-Carlton in Philadelphia."
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""Keeps Company Intact, Makes This Gesture"."
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"Do you think it was easy for me to cut ties from my old mentor,"
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"I came here asking you to help me."
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"I have spent 30 years trying to be that guy."
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"But you're never going to be!"
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"That world doesn't exist anymore!"
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"Jack."
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"Which is the song that I sang to Don at his promotion dinner."
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"I don't know what's going to happen."
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"The man is not an actor and has no business being on stage."
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"because my mom threw away my old Snoopy one."
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"I don't know what caused my root canal situation."
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"and her giant underwear."
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"People don't say that."
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"It's turned into a bit of a situation."
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"Wow."
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"Well, I'd like to talk to Don."
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"But he's dead."
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"He died three weeks ago."
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"during the R.C.A. deal."
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"Neutron Jack."
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"And these people are from Philadelphia!"
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"I did meet him."
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"We were so awkward that the waitress"
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"gave us separate checks without asking."
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"But it has to work out."
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"Do you have your wallet back?"
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"Don Geiss is dead."
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"With a "K"."
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"I'll never be the C.E.O. of The General."
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"or do you think... I'm sorry."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"I'm alone."
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"Did you hear that?"
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"Acting is about consistency and control."
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"Got it, no farting."
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"I'm going to teach you the skills"
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"Repeat after me."
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"We've got to start over."
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"I farted."
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"awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock."
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"To sit in darkness in a sharp, shock shop"
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"in a commercial for Well Guards."
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"You were a fat baby."
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"You have no process!"
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"And people seem to love it."
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"Your performance."
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"Do you work here?"
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"Yeah, remember at coffee, you said you hadn't seen the show,"
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"I'm supposed to meet Kenneth Parcell."
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"No, Kenneth, this is Wesley."
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"This is the guy from the dentist's office."
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"Oh, I am either very happy right now,"
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"I guess we have to give it another shot."
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"Do you like Tex-Mex?"
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"See you there."
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"And now, the $5.6 billion question:"
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"with the programming experience, business savvy,"
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""that necklace she pointed out and then,"
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"cooking her a Western omelette," end quote."
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"And then, I'm going to braid your hair."
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"I'm his acting teacher."
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"Bordinay, Lorenzo."
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"Prodeman, Gil."
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"When you were watching me after my oral surgery,"
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"Ah!"
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"You went running?"
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"Almost exclusively women that look like me."
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"God help us."
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"That would be like Vietnam defeating"
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"I don't know, Jack."
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"It's a good title."
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