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Clips from American Dad! - Honey, I'm Homeland (S09E09)

"Launch the missiles."
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"Launch? I-I..."
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"I can't."
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"Why not? Are you all right?"
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"Yes."
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"You had me all left."
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"But now I'm all right."
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"His brainwashing's been compromised!"
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"Dude! You wouldn't hurt a guy in a wheelchair."
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"But I would hurt a guy with his wheelchair."
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"Dad? Are you really back?"
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"Yes, Hayley, I am."
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"It seems the only force strong enough"
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"to break their brainwashing"
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"was a lifetime of disappointment in my daughter."
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"What... what the hell just happened?"
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"Well done, Smith."
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"Or should I say, Smiths."
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"Deputy Director Bullock?"
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"Let me explain."
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"We needed to test Mount Rushmore's"
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"new anti-missile laser defense,"
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"so we figured the easiest way to do that"
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"would be to brainwash our most loyal agent"
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"Really? That was the easiest way?"
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"No."
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"But South Dakota had a lot of Homeland Security funds"
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"just sitting around, so we figured"
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"Are you insane?!"
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"Millions of kids go to bed hungry every night,"
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"Everything you say is annoying."
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"Smith, let me introduce you to the CIA agents"
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"who pretended to be anticapitalist activists"
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"so they could kidnap and brainwash you."
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"Duper?!"
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"Jackson?!"
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"Oh, my God, those disguises are amazing!"
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"Wait a minute, then-then who was playing Artemis?"
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"Oh, he was actually a dangerous activist."
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"So good job beating him to death."
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"He did have a child that may come for vengeance someday,"
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"but he's also in a wheelchair,"
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"so walk halfway up a staircase"
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"Well, Dad, it really is good to have you back."
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"Come on, let's go home."
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"Well, we've got a long drive ahead of us."
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"What are we gonna talk about?"
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"'Sup, comrades?"
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"You look like one of those non-ethnic burglars"
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"And your keys."
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"I know."
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"Kristophe, hit the energy efficient lights."
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"Instagram."
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""And then they should go round and round like the..."
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"but we're not related and I don't really care for you,"
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"What happened?"
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"Oh, my God, someone put an axe in the fuse box."
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"# Love, American Style #"
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"# Truer than the red, white and blue, ooh, ooh #"
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"I have to sell the piano."
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"Oh, it feels good to laugh."
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"It's like I'm looking at you"
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"I've been planning a road trip for the family"
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"and we're about to move forward with an attack"
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"When you were kidnapped, what were you wearing?"
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"we should do something cool with it."
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"It's good to be back, Hayley."
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"Not much."
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"No, thank you, ma'am."
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"I thought we were coolio."
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"Sorry, Hayley."
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"It means to make something popular."
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"that Dad is starting to think a little like you."
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"Damn it!"
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"- Hello? - Roger, it's Hayley."
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"# Good... # # Good morning, USA #"
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"He's working with terrorists..."
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"Oh, no! What have I done?"
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"of paying for radio."
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"Betraitor!"
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"Hayley, Hayley, Hayley."
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"about our culture's veneration of the super rich."
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"I can't talk."
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"I was his favorite extra."
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"Daddy?"
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"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #"
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"I think I get the agenda of this generation."
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"This dog's owner..."
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"This is all my fault."
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"show up for a candlelight vigil."
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"Mom, can you spot me?"
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"Hilarious."
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"Oh, I've got some bad news, guys."
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"I saw your computer screen. I know you were searching"
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"but he can still talk and everything."
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"All right, Stan."
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"...for nothing!"
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"He's using "right" in the political sense."
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"I don't understand. What's he... Oh, I get it."
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"or find a curb, you'll be fine."
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"Aah!"
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