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Clips from Family Guy - Hot Pocket-Dial (S14E14)

"* All the things that make us *"
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"* Laugh and cry *"
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"The ladies' room has a big space"
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"Dad, can you pass the bread?"
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"- Yes, I'll have what I had last - pheasant on the glass."
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"Don't you mean "pheasant under glass"?"
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"Excuse me, we're from out of town."
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"I've had a vasectomy."
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"Took a thumb from a G.I. Joe, put it on with superglue."
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"My family moves around a lot 'cause I do stuff like this."
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"Um, okay."
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"I got to go now. You sure you don't want"
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"We've never used it once!"
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"but you've got to stop lifting sewer hole covers."
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"But stay out of the sewers! We're trying to work down there."
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"Oh, look, there's Quagmire and his transgendered mother,"
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"I didn't know you liked Smitty's."
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"Nonsense, we're happy to have you."
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"Oh, God, that's hilarious, Lois."
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"Yeah, but we got to get going. Carter's our babysitter,"
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"I just learned that word."
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"See you tomorrow, hashtags!"
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"What?"
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"No."
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"You like to play the field, but, deep down,"
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"Not like Cleveland."
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"Long time. And yet we've never discussed mothers' maiden names,"
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"the names of old pets, high school mascots,"
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"favorite teachers."
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"I do! They're gonna kill Donna!"
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"Well, good night."
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"STEWIE Uh, Dad? Dad?"
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"Can you come home quick?"
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"But can you believe Quagmire?!"
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"This is love. I don't know."
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"Yeah. Ignore it."
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"I saw you eat a crayon."
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"Look, you've got to be the bigger man."
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"* You're hideous *"
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"There's that son of a bitch."
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"Peter, remember what we talked about."
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"so I got some with seeds on them and some without."
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"Semen on her buns. Am I the only one hearing this?"
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"I'm talking about this!"
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"I've loved her for years."
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"Glenn... i-is this true?"
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"Wait a minute, how the hell'd you get that recording, Peter?"
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"Peter, that was a private conversation."
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"Hey, get your hands off me!"
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"Peter, it's not that surprising."
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"He's always had a potent sex drive."
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"Oh, I wish this was about sex."
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"Oh, yeah, that was hilarious."
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"But if Quagmire actually has feelings for you,"
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"Mmm."
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"I love you, too, Lois."
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"saying they're attracted to me?"
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"who's in love with my wife?"
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"* Shame on Q... *"
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"I was just buying a... a... grocery store cane."
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"It's pathetic. And humiliating."
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"We live on the same street."
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"Well, then... I know what I have to do."
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"Oh, sour cream."
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"Let me smell 'em."
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"They go in the big box."
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"Look, give it time-- this whole thing will blow over."
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"No, it's too awkward."
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"You almost left without this!"
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"We now return to Dateline."
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"Well, I don't know. Maybe ask me for the recipe?"
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""I'm worried that Chris won't get into college.""
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"Peter, face it-- without Quagmire, we're boring."
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"I've never felt so alive!"
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"Oh, if only I had a pair of legs."
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"Look, Peter, I'm sorry Quagmire moved away,"
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"My fault?!"
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"I lost my best friend, my buddies are all fighting,"
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"By the way, don't go on the train ride."
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"Lois?"
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"I don't totally disagree with what Kim Jong-un's doing,"
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"No, no, it's not, but the point is,"
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"I wouldn't mind eating the Phillie Phanatic."
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"Joe's a little worse than the rest of us,"
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"Huh, maybe you're right."
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"The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings"
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"So here's the question, Glenn."
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"Peter, if you're willing to forget all about this,"
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"Huh. Sorry I kind of went a little crazy."
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"All right!"
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"Kind of."
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"* On which we used to rely? *"
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"Thanks, Dad! This really ruins it!"
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"and get one. Now?"
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"I want Lois."
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"I've never been so in love with anyone."
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"so I destroyed it in a blind rage."
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"Well, I guess it's not that shocking."
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"No, no, no, that's just Quagmire being a horn-dog."
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"who died falling down our stairs."
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"It's like Coachella."
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"Glenn! Ida! You made it!"
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"Like semen? Is that what he means?"
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"Just like my trip to Tampa Bay."
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"Glenn? Is that you?"
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"You wanted me to remind you."
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"Mr. Quagmire, which box do these beads go in?"
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"So I'm banging this chick, and she's saying to me,"
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"All right!"
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"Peter. Zod."
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"and switching the babies around."
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"I'm more than happy to continue hiding my true feelings."
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"Ah, that's all right."
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"And I'm sorry I will always love your wife."
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"I suspended escrow."
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"Oh."
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"* Lucky there's a family guy *"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"and for you kids, some martinis."
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"out of the bucket and let it spray free."
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