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Clips from American Dad! - I Ain't No Holodeck Boy (S09E09)

"Hmm."
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"Turning down the temperature"
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"Does anyone know how to build a fire?"
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"I know a fire-making spell from Harry Potter."
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"Everyone whose name isn't Barry, meeting."
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"I wish there was movie we could watch."
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"You're in the middle of the forest!"
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"All you're doing is lying around!"
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"That's it,"
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"this train's moving out of the station right now!"
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"Toshi, you're out of sync."
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"Can you please bring your breath"
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"into alignment with the rest of us?"
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"Oh, my God! A bear!"
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"Protect me!"
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"I look the most like a honey pot!"
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"You wouldn't happen to be looking for this, would you?"
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"Look, I'll give you the certificate, Roger."
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"You just have to admit you care about it."
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"This is not the thing I'm looking for."
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"You know that's make-believe, right?"
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"So's Rocky!"
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"Ow! Sorry!"
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"I'm getting kind of scared."
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"What happens if we never find our way home?"
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"Guys, relax."
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"My dad can be a jerk,"
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"but he's not gonna let us die out in the forest."
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"He's just trying to teach us a lesson."
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"I'm hungry."
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"Are you sure you're not just tired?"
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"I don't know!"
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"All my feelings feel like hungry!"
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"Well, let's try to find something that we can eat."
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"Well, my plan seems to be working."
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"Now if I push off just right,"
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"I'm Sandra Bullock!"
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"Ow!"
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"Guys! Come quick!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Somebody killed a robot"
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"and buried it in the forest!"
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"No, Barry."
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"I need you to respect my ideas."
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"Integrity breach."
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"Damn."
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"Better close that panel before the boys see it."
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"He clearly put us in some sort of CIA holodeck."
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"I am fuming..."
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"Yep."
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"I'd say this is a classic dad-puts-son-in-holodeck-"
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"On your feet, peasant!"
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"What... what the hell is going on?"
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"Well, since I'm queen of your solar system,"
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"I figured I should start dressing like it."
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"That's why I'm wearing a prom dress"
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"Second, dress how you like."
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"I couldn't care less."
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"This is Miss Kentucky 2007 all over again."
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"They have the recorded memories"
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"of every CIA agent!"
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"Hmm..."
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"Let's mess with him."
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"He thinks his childhood was so much better than ours,"
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"Wait, this is my childhood home!"
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"What's happening?"
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"Oh, the boys must have gotten into the control room."
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"Stan?"
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"Hello, son."
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"I love you!"
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"He says "I love you" with a cup check."
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"He's seeing all of this through rose-colored glasses."
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"Well, let's take this down to zero"
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"and see how things really were."
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"I remember a time"
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"when we didn't need a nostalgia filter."
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"Oh, those were the days."
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"Get out of here, I'm busy!"
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"Go play in your tree house!"
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"Oh."
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"Okay."
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"Yeah, I'll go play in my tree house."
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"I remember that."
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"Thanks, boys, this is great!"
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"There's the factory, the slaughterhouse"
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"and the river of clotted beef blood that came out of it"
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"where I used to race paper boats."
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"Aw, there's my special guy."
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"It's weird and he's loving it."
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"You guys, what can we do to mess with him?"
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"Well, this is basically just a big computer game."
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"I can try to change the code."
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"Yes, my toad."
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""Pwn" him."
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"but this is a great tie."
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"It's so real!"
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"I-It looks like he's actually getting hurt."
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"He is."
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"I-I just wanted to scare him, not hurt him!"
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"Now might be a good time to take a break."
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"Snot, get rid of the zombie!"
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"The code's merged with the simulation."
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"How did it get so big?"
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"I used the Klara Hitler code from our game."
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"But we never won that game!"
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"Wow, we've had a lot of backfires,"
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"And more confident."
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"He's skipping!"
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"I've gotta go save my dad."
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"Thank you, Toshi, but I must go alone."
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"All right, guys."
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"Armor me and supply me with weapons."
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"And can I get some snacks between me and the target?"
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"Oh, my God, these dots are delicious!"
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"Oh, greetings, royal subject."
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"Be a good vassal and fetch your queen"
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"a Choco Taco most frozen."
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"Wait, h-how did you get him?"
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"Give me that certificate, Hayley!"
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"Roger, what the hell are you doing?"
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