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Clips from American Dad! - I Ain't No Holodeck Boy (S09E09)

"Hand over that star certificate"
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"or the goat gets it! Are you crazy?"
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"I just went on a 53-hour Dexatrim-fueled trip"
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"to Senegal to kidnap a goat!"
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"You tell me!"
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"Okay, fine! Take it!"
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"Thank you! Ha! I win!"
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"Actually, I win."
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"Because only someone who truly cared"
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"would have gone to the lengths that you did."
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"You think this is over."
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"Good little dead guy!"
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"I thought you were just a salesman"
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"who had a heart attack on a hike!"
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"And it's time for you to chill out."
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"Snot, change my gun to a freeze ray"
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"That's it!"
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"I know you can't take out code,"
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"but can you add it?"
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"Yeah, you got a plan?"
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"that we can use to defeat it."
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"But we've never been able to kill the Hitler baby."
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"Maybe we just didn't have a good enough reason."
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"Oh, I get it."
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"Steve, I just pressed "enter.""
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"Dad!"
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"is the soft spot on his head!"
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"You said you were champion of rock fights."
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"I'm the champion!"
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"Uh, Dad?"
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"Nice rock throwin', Pop!"
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"Nice... video game..."
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"stuff, son!"
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"I thought you boys weren't prepared for the future."
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"But now I realize your future"
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"is gonna be filled with that crap, so..."
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"Oh, I didn't know other people"
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"used this thing on the weekends."
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"but it's gonna get really weird."
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"Darling, hold off."
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"So then Dad nails the Hitler fetus"
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"right in the head and the whole thing explodes!"
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"Klaus, that makes your story"
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"about thinking someone might've come to the door"
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"around 3:30 really boring."
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"Maybe I told it wrong."
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"It was crazy!"
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"Oh, Roger made it."
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"Similar to lamb."
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"Oh... my... God!"
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"American Dad! remembers Mutumbo the goat."
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"And I was the champion."
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"that was an existing Franco-Prussian war game"
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"You really have to do something about your dad."
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"Steve can't handle the woods."
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"Will Steve and the boys get their phones fixed?"
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"in the middle of the forest,"
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"make them have some real experiences,"
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"I'll tell you where we are."
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"What was in that tea?"
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"Follow me."
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"Hey, Roger."
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"Hilarious."
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"Have three more."
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"You're in the forest,"
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"Come on, you guys, don't just stand there."
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"Wow, it-it's getting chilly."
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"then-finds-himself- in-said-holodeck-"
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"from the Salvation Army."
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"Daddy?"
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"I'll tell you why."
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"Tree house!"
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"Ah... the old hood."
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"I thought that's what we wanted."
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"Kind of got my hands full right now."
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"I don't know if we'll get out of here, son."
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"If only he had an Achilles' heel we could exploit."
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"You need a direct hit! With what?"
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"You know, I was wrong."
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"keep it up."
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"Oh, no! Her water broke."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a soufflé."
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"And maybe you can teach me"
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"but this is the most recent."
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"but that has nothing to do with the visions you're seeing."
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"What the hell?"
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"Who are you to wake up and question me?"
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"Dad!"
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"The fetus' weakness"
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"Ooh, I'm where I discovered my first dead body!"
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"let's send him back there."
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"Steve!"
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"It's too late for that, friend."
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"Nice dead guy!"
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"I buy a goat for a poor family in Africa."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Looks like the tables have turned."
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"Okay, first of all, Hayley,"
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"I need you to program"
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"Time to prove it!"
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"Wait, I got a better idea."
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"I wasn't trying to steal it!"
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"and somehow induce a miscarriage."
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"pulled out of the Dumpster at church?"
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"Oh, my God, why did I put that in her head?"
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"but not the actual forest,"
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"A movie?!"
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"Wait, that's not how Grandpa talks."
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"This isn't messing with him."
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"That's impossible."
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"I'm sorry, Your Majesty."
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"Who knew?"
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"You poor thing."
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