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Clips from The Simpsons - Dark Knight Court (S24E24)

"Now have me sleeping under a cactus."
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"D'oh!"
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"I know this looks bad."
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"And I admit, I would totally lie in a second"
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"to Lisa or Mom or Dad,"
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"I did not do that prank."
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"Wow, he passed the Maggie test."
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"And remember how Maggie solved Cookiegate?"
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"To prove my brother's innocence, I demand a youth court."
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"That's right!"
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"Bart must not be judged by these kids,"
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"but by a jury, of kids."
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"Mostly these kids."
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"we are legally obligated to shut down mob rule,"
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"and reaffirmed by I Know You Are v. What Am I."
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"Son, if there's one thing I've learned"
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"It's so frickin' boring."
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"Run, boy!"
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"Anyone can conduct Sousa."
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"we're allowed to select the judge,"
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"but it's impossible to find one who doesn't hate you."
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"Would you kids believe your Grampa"
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"Not a chance."
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"I mean, it's true."
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"It was back in 1998."
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"I say individual rights."
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"Oh, yeah, and how would you know?"
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"That's right."
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"And that better not be your gum on the ground."
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"This is better than being a real attorney or a real general."
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"through the mail ever since."
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"Or preferably, not play chess at all?"
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"See here, sass mouth,"
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"you're not too big for me to tan your hide."
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"It's not a threat if I don't know what it means."
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"Thanks. I'd like that."
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"from these newfangled superheroes."
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"Smithers, I, too, shall become a crime-fighting bat."
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"Hmm."
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"I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky"
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"and sucks the vital essence of his prey."
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"Great, great."
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"That's not your mother, that's your bear."
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"because we finally have someone in this school"
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"former Attorney General Janet Reno."
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"Thank you, Gary."
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"Grampa's story was true?"
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"Dagnabbit!"
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"Youth court is now in session."
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"God, I love gaveling."
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"Mr. Prosecutor?"
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"how the defendant, Bartholomew Simpson,"
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"Objection! Prejudicial!"
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"Sustained."
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"Now, hold on."
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"Principal Skinner, are you wearing hard-soled shoes"
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"on this gym floor?"
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"You're wearing sneakers to a trial?"
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"I can go cuckoo and no one can stop me!"
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"That's exactly what George W. Bush said"
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"when he was inaugurated."
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"People don't remember that."
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"This case is going great."
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"Although as usual, I look nothing like"
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"the courtroom artist's drawing."
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"Nice try, Pop."
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"Very dramatic, sir."
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"Hist. Look there."
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"The police? Bah!"
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"Every last man on the take."
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"that old man out there stop this crime."
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"Mm."
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"Mm."
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"Feel the crumbling fist of justice!"
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"Ouchers."
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"Who are you, mysterious octogenarian of the night?"
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"the tiny teeth marks in the peach."
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"D'oh!"
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"So when I came in, the Monday after Easter,"
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"I noticed three dozen eggs missing."
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"And do you think this boy took those eggs?"
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"Him? All he takes are sodas and desserts."
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"No way."
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"No one could have touched those eggs"
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"except me and the seagulls that laid them."
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"but heated tubbery is what we playboys do."
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"So Bart couldn't have taken the eggs."
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"for that Simpson boy, wouldn't you?"
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"Nelson."
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"Dry as a bone."
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"Your Honor,"
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"I have demolished the prosecution's claims"
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"and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts."
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"I move that you dismiss this case"
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"Motion denied."
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"your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error."
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"By calling your brother sweet and lovable,"
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"you opened the door to testimony"
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"what name did the defendant ask for"
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"when he called you at your bar?"
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"He asked for, um..."
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"...Mike Rotch."
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"Well, I said, um..."
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"I said, "Mike Rotch.""
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"And then I..."
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"Take all the time you need."
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"I, uh, I, uh, I yelled out,"
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"my-my..."
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"Oh, man, this is so painful."
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"My crotch."
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"Pass the gravy, Gloria All-Wrong."
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"Hmm."
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"You got to be kidding!"
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"A civilian."
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"She mustn't know I'm a hero."
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"I came here because my brother"
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"and the man I'm looking for"
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"would help me find the truth."
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"Don't you get it?"
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"Now get lost."
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