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Clips from The Simpsons - Dark Knight Court (S24E24)

"I think you just sent away the first person"
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"you could have actually helped."
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"I've punched out four Homer Simpson shaped burglars"
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"tonight alone."
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"Even the Abominable Dr. Lenny?"
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"a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more"
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"than a fraud with a cute little bod."
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"are Christian Bale and Adam West."
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"off everyone's clothes."
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"and hope nobody takes you up on it."
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"That's odd. What's odd?"
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"This skirt has a small splatter."
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"Splatter? Splatter as if the egg"
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"had been crushed against it by hand."
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"I don't follow."
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"Like someone faked being hit,"
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"so they wouldn't be a suspect."
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"It's a kilt!"
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"Is there any sweeter music?"
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"Why'd you do it, Willy?"
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"Because the world is better off with four fewer Welshmen!"
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"Wait, what are we talking about?"
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"Why?"
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"Because I hate Easter."
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"You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian,"
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"Old Believers don't recognize holidays"
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"not celebrated by the original apostles,"
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"the pagan god, Eostre!"
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"I made sweet love to Lunchlady Dora,"
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"Hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Now, as for your evidence..."
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"Behold, the pointed ears of justice."
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"You're so light. It's like fighting a silk scarf!"
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"Yes, feel the weightless tickle of justice."
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"Good or evil?"
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"Well, there's two surprises."
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"Pause the inquisition!"
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"I pulled the prank, for some daft Scottish reason."
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"I'd fire that man if he weren't so damned good at what he does."
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"Really? Where is that school?"
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"Inside your head?"
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"Case dismissed."
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"You saved me, Lis."
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"For the rest of my life, you'll always be my one phone call."
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"Don't need to; I got you."
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"Children, let me be clear."
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"Despite what happened here,"
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"last minute confessions, shackled Scotsman"
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"and meddling billionaires are not how the legal system works."
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"Well, the last one is."
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"Today, you were truly a hero."
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"Excellent."
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"you might not want to tent your fingers like that."
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"Ah! Tenting, tenting! Back to the tenting!"
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"Acquitted?"
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"for just one elderly hero."
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"And then there was the time I taught a dog to make oatmeal."
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"It is time to pull up..."
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"I open one, no trump."
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"You've just made a powerful enemy."
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"Shh!"
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"D'oh!"
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"♪ And of the girl I'm taking"
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"♪ The horns, horns, horns"
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"Easy, easy."
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"Kill that boy!"
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"It's Easter;"
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"why aren't these people at work?"
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"bestapled fables."
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"the length and breadth of Michigan's"
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"so we can administer "Band Justice.""
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"but I would never lie to Maggie."
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"as a defendant and a juror, it's stay out of the courtroom."
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"Gentlemen, our system balances both."
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"I find that a little hard to believe."
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"I'll fix your wagon!"
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"He's just like me."
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"No sooner than I'd forget my own mother."
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"Oh, God, the press is gonna have a field day with this."
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"A little more brooding, and..."
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"Oh, dear."
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"the flutter in the chimney,"
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"I am Fruit Bat Man."
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"Now back to my natural realm, the inky night."
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"They were under lock and key."
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"who certainly isn't me."
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"It's nice to make an old man feel good about himself."
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"You said it."
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"Now, that's what I call"
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"I thought of the joke and rushed over."
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"and release this sweet, lovable boy."
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"from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable."
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"Um, "Mike Rotch.""
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"The trial's not over, and gravy is dead animal juice."
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"Hmm?"
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"All those crooks were fakes, set up by me."
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"But the rest were fakes, just like you,"
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"And so I've learned that the only true Batmen"
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"Why are you washing Bumblebee Man's pants?"
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"I volunteered to wash the egg stains"
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"Interesting, except you missed one thing."
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"Behold the real egg-flinging fiend."
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"Thank you."
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"You know, if you're gonna be a hero,"
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"Then my nightmare isn't over!"
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"Well, Fruit Bat Man, it seems you're no match for me,"
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"The Octogenarian Initiative."
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"Double."
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"♪ Here comes flute and piccolos ♪"
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"No. Sorry."
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"No further questions."
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"Smithers, wink my eye."
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"I don't care who you are or what you want."
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"This kilt says you framed my brother."
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"Which side won?"
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"Another mystery solved by Attorney General Janet Reno."
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"♪ About your Easter bonnet"
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"♪"
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"...Early Bird,"
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"Jesus Christ."
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