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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Lover (S06E06)

"Yeah. Every single day."
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"You never said anything."
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"We have. Countless times."
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""Stop, because I want you to stop,""
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"or stop as in, "Stop, you're making me laugh so hard."
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""What you're doing is so funny. You're on a roll."
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""I am busting a gut. Stop!""
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"We are going to make"
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"a Do Not Mock list."
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"Okay? Anything that we think might be out of bounds, we put on this list."
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"Anything you put on this list, you cannot be teased about."
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"Got it?"
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"I'm going to kick it off."
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"Let's see what I have to put on the list, right?"
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"Okay."
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"I also have fallen into the fountain at the Steamtown Mall."
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"You fell into a second fountain?"
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"(ALL CHUCKLING)"
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"Can you kick me out of the meeting now?"
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"Go. Go."
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"Starting today, teasing will no longer be tolerated."
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"You mean there's no teasing of any kind?"
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"No, no, no, just things that are on the list. That is the beauty of it."
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"Okay, who else? Who else? Dwight, come on."
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"I don't want people making fun of my nose."
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"Your nose?"
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"It's too small."
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"The geometric proportions of my face are perfect in every way but one."
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"Oh, my. That is small."
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"Just write it down, please."
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"OSCAR: Can you breathe okay?"
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"What keeps your glasses on?"
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"No, I haven't finished writing."
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"Did you sneeze it off? That's it. No more. Okay."
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"Who else, who else? Everybody's going to get their chance."
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"I don't want people making fun of my weight."
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"Okay, that's too broad. It's got to be something else."
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"How about your stomach? Yeah?"
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"Who else? I'm very sensitive about my petite figure."
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"Oh, God."
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"I am. I'm afraid of being thrown around like a football."
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"Well, you know, Nicole Richie might think that you are fat."
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"Does that make you feel better?"
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"Meredith?"
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"I don't want to say it out loud."
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"And don't sign your name to it, and nobody look."
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"Everybody, look away, look away."
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"Well, I really didn't want to put it on the board,"
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"but I thought maybe it was going to come out somehow."
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"So, what are you going to do?"
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"Okay."
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"Some of you may have noticed"
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"Okay, what do you want me to write?"
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"Just put Kelly. Aw!"
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"That still going on?"
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"I will claw your tiny nose off."
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"It's on the list."
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"Creed, your turn."
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"No one said that."
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"That is our sales pitch, and we are sticking to it."
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"Well, you two are quite the salesmen, and a very cute couple."
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"Well, it's... Oh..."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Some couples don't seem like a good match, but you two do."
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"Yeah, you know, two peas in a pod."
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"We complete each other."
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"What can I say? She loves to cook..."
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"I love to dance..."
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"I love to watch him dance."
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"Yeah, right. Sometimes I'll just dance for hours in the living room."
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"And I'll watch him."
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"And a baby on the way? You must be so excited."
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"Mmm. Yes."
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"Yeah, we are thrilled. Mmm-hmm."
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"In fact, we spent the whole weekend"
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"Wasn't that fun, honey?"
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"It was, sweetie. Yeah."
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"Oh, I know the best teacher. Her name is Miss Janet."
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"Yeah, on Clearview Avenue."
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"KEENA: Yeah!"
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"Yeah."
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"Michael? Hmm?"
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"Oh, man! (ALL EXCLAIM)"
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"It's a fish."
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"They want you to pay for it."
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"When is the funeral?"
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"Do not mock, Oscar. Do not mock."
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"How much do they want? $300."
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"What? No. I could get a fish for a five-cent worm."
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"You're paying way too much for worms, man. Who's your worm guy?"
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"Okay, great meeting, everybody. That's it. No, no."
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"One of the baby books suggests"
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"the best birthing posture is on all fours, like an animal."
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"Right? Hey, little soybean. What do you want?"
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"I felt it kick. Oh, that's great!"
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"Oh, my gosh, like a little magical foot just high-fived me."
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"Yeah, well, that'll happen."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"It's like he's trying to say, "I love you, too, Daddy."
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"Sometimes we're so excited, we forget where we are."
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"(ANDY MOANING)"
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"Message received, little soybean."
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"I think you just got to ride this one out, man."
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"No, Jim, you don't understand."
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"Things like this just don't die."
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"Kids in high school still call me "Ponytail." No, they don't."
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"Yes, they do, Jim. Because of the time"
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"Maybe if you make fun of yourself, it'll all go away."
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"I want to make fun of you right now."
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"Really? Do it. I am a big, stupid goofball."
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"No, don't do that. You're not stupid."
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"See?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey, I just want to say that I cannot believe"
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"that I walked into a koi pond."
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"I mean, seriously, walk much?"
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"Oh!"
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"I should wear a snorkel to the next business meeting that I go to."
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"Michael, you know, when you think about it, it's not all your fault."
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"I mean, who puts a koi pond in a lobby?"
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