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Clips from The Office (2005) - The Lover (S06E06)

"You're right, Phyllis, but I've been there before."
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"I've seen that pond. This is the thing,"
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"I am a world-class moron, is the problem."
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"Michael, please stop it now. You're embarrassing yourself."
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"It's okay. We're having fun."
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"It's actually not the first time I've been embarrassed by a pond."
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"the girls volleyball team always used to throw me into the frozen lake."
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"Four years in a row."
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"It was freezing! No, no, no. This is even worse."
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"and I wanted one of those packages"
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"where you have the five, you know,"
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"the friends and family thing?"
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"And the guy was like, "Who are your five friends?""
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"And I'm like... I didn't even know."
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"That was so..."
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"She won't give it to me. I was like, "I guess I'm a loser.""
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"(STAGGERING) A loser!"
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"Too far! God!"
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"Thanks a lot, man. Thanks for the advice."
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"Enjoying your nut?"
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"Why? OSCAR: Kevin."
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"I'm not mocking."
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"I was just making an observation about her nut."
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"I was. (CELL PHONE BLEEPS)"
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"Hey, who wants to watch Michael's pond dive?"
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"My roommate's friend is the night janitor over there."
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"He swiped the security tape for me, and he's bringing it over."
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"Mmm. You know what? Maybe we should go easy on Michael, guys."
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"and you're going to have to stay late for more sensitivity training, so."
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"We'll stay late. Yeah."
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"I am."
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"Jim is smarter than me."
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"You are handsome. Jim is more handsome."
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"No, Jim is ugly. Please. I mean, I'd give anything for his nose. It's true."
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"The rest of him, God, he looks like Popeye's wife."
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"Wow, Wilma."
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"Stop making me laugh."
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"Well, that went pretty well."
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"We got a maybe. It was our first maybe."
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"Going by the Nard-Dog curve, I'd say we nailed it."
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"If I'm being completely honest,"
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"I could have done without the belly kiss."
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"You know what? I'm sorry,"
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"'cause in that moment, I knew I was kissing your belly too much."
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"Yeah, way too much. Yeah."
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"I mean, what the hell was that?"
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"What the heck was that?"
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"When you cried."
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"(SIGHS) Try "almost cried." Okay?"
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"I just got caught up in the fantasy."
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"Your fantasy involves comparison shopping birthing classes?"
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"No. I know I'm going to go with Miss Janet."
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"I just... I don't know, it was fun to role-play, right?"
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"Hmm."
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"It was fun for me, having a wife and a little baby."
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"Well, are you dating anyone?"
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"What do you think of Erin? I mean, she's kind of cool."
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"(EXCLAIMS SCORNFULLY)"
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"You think I can do better?"
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"(EXCLAIMS SCORNFULLY)"
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"Got to get my going out on."
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"Hey, let's watch this thing."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, yeah."
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"What happened to "Do not mock"?"
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"We're not mocking, we're watching."
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"That will inevitably lead to mocking, so."
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"PHYLLIS: Well, we'll deal with it as it comes."
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"Yes, put the DVD in. Yep."
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"No, use QuickTime, trust me, I've done this."
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"Guys, Michael can't handle this."
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"And as your boss, I'm saying, we're not watching it."
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"No, it's okay, watch it. He can't fire all of you."
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"JIM: What are you doing?"
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"It's all right. I can handle it."
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"No. I am a grownup, Jim."
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"MEREDITH: It's on."
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"KEVIN: There they come."
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"(ALL EXCLAIMING)"
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"Boom!"
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"OSCAR: Oh! Did you see that? See what?"
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"Wait, why did you stop it?"
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"Oscar, yes, you're right to stop it."
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"Thank you, eject it."
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"DWIGHT: Play it again."
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"(ALL EXCLAIM)"
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Oh, man!"
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"I don't think you froze."
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"It's a killer new dance move."
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"(SOFTLY) Do you want to talk in your office?"
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"No."
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"I didn't ask you. Would you like to talk?"
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"Jim is my enemy, but it turns out"
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"And the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so Jim is actually my friend."
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"But, because he is his own worst enemy,"
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"the enemy of my friend is my enemy,"
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"so actually Jim is my enemy."
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"But..."
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"I mean, I may never be as good a salesman as you are,"
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"(BOTH CHUCKLING)"
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"Oscar's a douche."
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"He's all right. No."
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"He's... Yeah, he's all right."
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"Okay."
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"Thanks, Michael. You're welcome."
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"Whoa! Almost fell."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Hey, Erin, do you mind faxing this for me? Oh, sure."
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"Wait, hand them to me upside down,"
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"so I don't accidentally read them."
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"Okay. Thanks."
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"Mmm-hmm."
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"No, it was a total waste of time."
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"because I got to spend the day"
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"with Andy Bernard and he's really cool."
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"Yeah, he is."
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"He's like the coolest person I've ever met."
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"That's right."
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"He's like Marlon Brando."
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"Oh, do you mean Marlon Wayans? 'Cause he is."
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