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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Indianapolis (S03E03)

"is receiving a commendation at the Indiana Statehouse"
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"Okay, this is the first time I ever went there."
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"Oh, look at me. I'm just a kid."
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"Big night at the Snakehole Lounge!"
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"for Dennis Feinstein's new fragrance, Allergic for Men."
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"Oh, yeah? What's it called?"
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"Shut up."
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"So, what do you wanna do tonight?"
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"We could watch TV at Burly's house"
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"or we could watch TV at your house."
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"I guess we're dating."
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"But does it say, "Hello, general assembly,"
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"As much as any one dress could."
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"What? That lying bastard! Wait. How do you know?"
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"But if he is, I will kill him."
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"Well, we had a really good conversation"
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"And when I asked to come visit him in Indianapolis,"
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"he was totally weird."
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"He was weird."
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"I think he's cheating on me."
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"Asked me if I wanted to watch."
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"Cool. Thank you."
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"When I'm done eating a Mulligan's meal,"
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"Wow!"
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"All right, okay."
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"Plus, I can get free drinks any time I want."
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"No, I don't, Leslie. Do you have sisters?"
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"I got this from a waiter."
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"I wanted to talk to you because I actually created my own scent."
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"Great. I'd love to smell it, right?"
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"I know you're a busy guy."
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"I'm gonna tell you what I told him. Not just anybody can do this."
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"What in the devil's name is this?"
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"Hey, six beers for table 12."
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"Don't have those either, sir."
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"Do you have anything? Out of everything, sir."
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"This is so awesome!"
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"We steal from the club and we give to ourselves."
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"Oh, God. I am so sorry, honey."
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"I'm sorry, Ann, but I'm certain we did."
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"and you said you didn't wanna make me do that,"
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"And then I wanted you to meet my parents?"
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"A teriyaki hairpiece?"
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"Oh, please. It's just a goofy ceremony. I don't even care about it."
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"I don't know what to tell you, man."
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"Oh, Miller Lite. How'd you know?"
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"Is it that bad?"
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"LESLIE: Now, after we are given the certificate,"
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"who do you think should speak first?"
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"I think it should be me and then you."
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"But, if you want, it could be you and then me."
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"Or it could go me, you, me."
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"What do you think? How about just you?"
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"Thank you, Ron. Yes."
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"Tomorrow, the Parks and Rec Department"
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"for bringing the Harvest Festival back."
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"And although it's purely ceremonial,"
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"it's a huge deal for me to go to the Statehouse."
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"I couldn't care less about the commendation."
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"But Indianapolis is home to Charles Mulligan's Steakhouse,"
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"the best damn steakhouse in the damn state."
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"I have taken a picture of every steak I've ever eaten there."
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"June 2004."
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"Porterhouse, medium rare, Béarnaise sauce."
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"January 2000. They call this one "The Enforcer.""
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"February '96."
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"The steak, rib eye. The whiskey, Lagavulin 16."
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"The lady next to me, a bitch."
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"Specifically, my ex-wife, Tammy."
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"LESLIE: She's showing some elephant..."
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"Am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice."
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"It's a launch party"
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"Pawnee's own Dennis Feinstein is a real up-and-comer"
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"in the world of micro-brewed perfumes and body sprays."
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"His ether-based perfume, Blackout,"
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"was named one of Maxim's top hundred ways to trick someone into sex."
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"Club opens at 6:00, event starts at 9:00."
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"No, no, way too late. I will be deep into my bath by then."
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"(EVERYONE GROANS)"
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"Don't let us picture that. Ben, you gonna go?"
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"I don't think so."
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"Probably just gonna take it easy, but thank you."
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"Yeah, they always ask me to go out with them."
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"They're just being polite."
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"I move around a lot,"
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"so the friends I make in these cities,"
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""Hey, Doug from Bloomington is thinking about buying a shirt.""
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"Come on, Doug, who cares?"
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"Okay, Tom, I want you to take Ben"
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"and make him go to that antihistamine party."
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"It's "Allergic," and forget it."
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"He doesn't know anybody in town."
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"Come on, Tom, take him under your tiny little wing."
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"He's a fully grown man, Leslie."
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"And tonight's just not about pleasure."
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"I'm schmoozing Dennis Feinstein"
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"so I can pitch him my new cologne, Tommy Fresh."
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"Okay, well, while you're doing that,"
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"I want you to picture Ben in his motel room,"
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"all by himself with no friends, staring at the wall."
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"Deal. Tom."
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"So my band's working on a new album."
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"April Ludgate is the Best Ever, Volume One."
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"Or, I mean, we could watch TV at Best Buy."
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"Why don't we go to Tom's thing?"
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"That weird cologne party thing at the Snakehole?"
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"I kind of forgot that you need money when you have a girlfriend."
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"I wanna treat April like a queen,"
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"and queens deserve flowers and massages,"
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"chocolate, booze, diamonds, rubies, emeralds,"
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"them treasure chests full of scarves,"
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"different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub 'em on stuff."
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"I'm gonna give her all that stuff. And more."
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"That sounds pretty awesome. Yeah, let's do it."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"All right. Bye."
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"Bye."
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"I don't know."
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"It's new. Whatever! I don't like labels."
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"Go away."
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