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Clips from The Office - The Target (S09E09)

"When she comes in, if she's cold"
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"and awkward and cruel to me, then great,"
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"it's business as usual."
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"Oscar..."
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"Of course, ask me a que--"
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"questions."
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"Is it cool in here to you?"
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"I think the thermostat is acting up again."
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"It's the stupid thermostat! That thing's a catastrophe."
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"So I'm gonna, um, on your suggestion,"
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"I shouldn't be surprised."
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"who is obviously a homosexual."
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"Basically, she has her head in the sand."
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"In a way, I feel sorry for her."
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"Pam has ceased caring."
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"These are my painting clothes."
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"I think I'm gonna do it."
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"Sure you don't want to put another coat"
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"of primer on that, Pam?"
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"Actually, do you want me to come down"
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"really needs me to be there."
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"I think it's good. He likes fishing."
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"into the computer."
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"I asked Andy, and he told me to "chillax,""
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"Don't give me a pointless office chore,"
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"Come on in, the water's fine."
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"I know just the guy."
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"He was a volunteer sheriff too. Kicked off the force."
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"- Can you arrange a meeting? - I can try."
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"Oh. Look at that."
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"When is my birthday?"
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"Unfair. When's my birthday?"
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"and I make my case?"
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"No, not taller this way, taller this way."
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"You're not getting this, Peter."
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"Me and Pete are building a tower."
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"but I don't see them so I think we're good."
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"Do you have a gun?"
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"Does he own a gun? Show her."
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"Read the receipt."
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"Do you have any idea how many guns"
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"Wow!"
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"with a lot of shrubs."
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"I wait."
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"a, quote, "sausage factory.""
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"Up next we got a whole lotta creed."
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"- Let's find out what I did. - All right."
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"Nice. No taxes."
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"Okay, so everything you need to know about the target"
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"is in here."
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"So what's the job?"
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"They're sleeping with my husband."
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"Oh, monkey. Oh, I feel for you."
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"That's very effective."
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"Okay."
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"can't scrub worth a damn."
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"All right, then it's settled."
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"You know, truth be told,"
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"We've got all afternoon to talk about that."
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"with a side order of lobster."
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"I brought you a cookie."
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"Oh, thanks, Oscar."
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"You're such an angel."
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"But I'm gonna let them think the other thing."
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"What did I just say?"
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"mistakes."
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"You know, at the end of the day"
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"'Cause sometimes when I look at my hands,"
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"I don't even recognize them."
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"All right. You know what?"
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"Like a Phoenix from the ashes. Ksshhhh!"
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"Um, it's empty."
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"I could get us a complaint."
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"But I bet I could get us a customer complaint."
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"I'd like to try."
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"He and the senator are gaying each other."
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"Your nostrils tell a different story."
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"Fine! It's Oscar. So what?"
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"Well, I could understand you wanting"
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"But a co-worker-- dare I say a friend?"
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"and defiling your marriage and seducing your husband."
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"You have got to see this. They're extraordinary."
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"Sandwich delivery for Mr. Oscar Martinez."
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"Wha-wh--"
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"You know, there's doughnuts in the break room."
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"- Nice! - Yeah."
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"Listen, I was really wondering"
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"All right. Phyllis!"
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"- Still decorative. - Is it white wine?"
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"Don't poke people with knives."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"There are a million gorgeous guys"
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"Oh, don't lie. I'm trying to save"
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"I might-- I might puke, but I'm gonna do this."
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"No, Trevor, I am not gonna let you."
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"stupid life, I'm gonna follow through on something,"
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"Come on, Pam, I know you can fail."
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"I see failure in you."
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"Remember, you're a scumbag,"
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"so you think scummy thoughts. Like this."
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"Okay."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we just lost a client!"
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"- You did good. You did good. - See ya later, Heymont."
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"If you chase me, I will run so fast."
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"Hit me. You have my blessing. Hit me."
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"I feel so stupid"
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"You're not stupid. Jazz is stupid."
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"We're gonna cover for you, you know."
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"Phyllis, are you dreaming, or--"
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"You are gonna cover for me?"
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"that you can't please everybody all the time."
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"That is-- that is a loaded question."
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"I-- I don't know if there's truth to-- to, uh, that."
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"We heard it was called red-vining."
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"Where are gay men's vaginas?"
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"They don't have vaginas."
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"When two gay men have sex,"
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"Uh... wow."
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"Yesterday Angela may or may not have figured out"
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"that I'm having an affair with her husband."
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