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Clips from Scrubs - My Way Home (S05E05)

"Every inch of her apartment was filled with girly stuff."
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"There were lavender-scented candles..."
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"My first day off in weeks. Only one thing could make it better."
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"[J.D.] Even though it sucks being paged by an intern,"
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"there was nothing I like more than riding my scooter, Sasha,"
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"- Was his name Julian? - We didn't exchange pleasantries."
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"Watch it, wet paint."
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"So now, to commemorate the first of many unnecessary disruptions of your life,"
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"# Payback is a bitch Payback is a bitch"
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"# Payback is a bitch Payback is a bitch"
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"# I can't do this all on my own"
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"Dorian, I need you to do the residents' call schedules for next month."
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"Sir, I'm not even supposed to be here."
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"Have the schedules on my desk by lunch."
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"Webster got all into the pancake mix. I mean all into the pancake mix!"
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"- [Lullaby music] - [Turk cooing]"
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"Oh, baby, I can't believe it!"
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"or I drifted off and fantasized about Rudy Giuliani again."
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"Damn it!"
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"Dr. Reid, why would Mr. Baum develop new onset diabetes"
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"but trust me, that hardly makes you an expert."
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"- Did you eat my Mango body butter? - No."
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"I schmeared it on a bagel."
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"You think you're gonna get bored with them, but you never do."
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"Oh, Turkelton, you're still here."
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"Whichever one of you Benihana rejects pulls this off gets the operation."
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"Go!"
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"Ted, I'm a little busy, OK? Toodles."
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"[Coughs] Hmm. Um..."
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"# Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night"
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"# She has danced into the danger zone"
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"# On the floor"
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"to type I familial hyperlipoproteinemia as demonstrated"
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"Or why, and I'm not complaining,"
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"I have got to get out of here!"
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"I think the silicon in my lips is expanding."
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"If any other surgeon asks about them, you send 'em someplace else."
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"[J.D.] The coast is clear. Just a few more steps and you're outta here."
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"- Here, take him. - What?"
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"Dr. Reid, our hospital lecture series is tonight and our psychologist,"
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"Why? Because he's afraid of speaking in public? Yeah."
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"But I want to have a child with Turk more than anything in the world."
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"It's crazy, but I'm a girl. It's how we roll."
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"- So how was the zoo? - It was awesome."
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"They had lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my! Hey there."
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"- OK, I'll help. - Thank you."
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"That's different from leaving him with you?"
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"- Thank you. - Hey, you. Where's my son?"
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"The little nipper got ahold of a paint gun"
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"when I was painting this line to the smokers' lounge."
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"I just want to apologize about earlier."
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"I don't know what I was thinking."
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"whatever you ask me, I'll be completely honest with you."
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"Bald."
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"OK, next question."
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"and donate his heart gets to assist in the transplant."
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"What's his name?"
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"Now ask me if I think it's the right thing to do,"
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"even if you request that I don't assist."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"There is no way I'm gonna pull this off!"
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"They obsess about the material over and over again"
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"Where's the closest page you've hidden around here?"
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"You are good!"
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"suffering from amenorrhea and hirsutism?"
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"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
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"Why aren't you freaking out? Look at him."
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"Anyone! Help! I'm melting!"
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"Honestly, if I ever need to feed the parking meter,"
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"You don't understand."
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"I'm not meant for this."
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"But trust me,"
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"- [TV off] - I was watching that."
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"Philip gets Webster the dog despite George's objections."
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"It was good. Now, on your feet."
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"[J.D.] Every so often, a wizard comes to tell you what you need to hear."
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"Trust me, Carla."
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"When you do have your own kid,"
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"# Somewhere"
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"# Way up high"
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"# Someday I'll wish upon a star"
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"# Me-e-e-e"
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"# High above the chimney tops"
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"# Somewhere"
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"- Dorothy, you're going home, are you? - Yup."
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"# Why, oh, why"
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"# I"
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"... pink robes..."
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"... bath salts."
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"Cranking up the Toto."
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"Mmm."
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"Where was I?"
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"You're not aware of any sort of odd underground canal system"
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"beneath the hospital, are you? I think I saw a manatee."
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"That's Julian."
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"Kelso's starting a line system to help people around."
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"- yellow to all the exits. - What's red for?"
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"Sneaker painting."
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"OK, I'm here. What's the emergency, Keith?"
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"Do you want Mr. Fleming on unfractionated"
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"or low molecular weight heparin?"
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"- Why would you page me? - Because I told him to."
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"And I know what you're thinking, Dorothy."
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"Why would I have your intern call you in on one of your very precious days off"
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"But the real question ought to be, why, when you were an intern,"
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"did you call me in time after time after time after time?"
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"I've invited Laverne's church choir here"
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"to summarize my feelings in exuberant song."
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"- # Payback is a bitch - # Oh, Lord"
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"# Payback is a bitch #"
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"[J.D.] I gotta get home before anyone asks me to do stuff."
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"Fat guy! Go, go, go! Move out! Move out!"
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"Me neither, son. I was one of the most promising young shortstops"
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"ever to come out of Altoona, Pennsylvania."
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"Then came the Dominicans."
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"Long story short, calling them all Pepe was apparently just racist enough"
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"to get me a ban from the Appalachian Rookie League."
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"How does that not make you nervous? I mean, what if our kid's out of control?"
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"I was watching Webster last night."
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