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Clips from Silicon Valley - To Build a Better Beta (S03E03)

"Great. So do that. And beat them to market."
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"You're at Hooli now, Marc."
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"In case you didn't know, here at Hooli,"
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"we make the impossible possible."
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"- What the fuck is happening? - Oh, shit!"
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"- That hard drive is fucked. - This is my personal laptop."
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"You opened a stolen beta on your personal computer?"
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"Yes. And I installed it on my phone."
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"Cut the power to the building! No, Gavin."
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"so it's just your laptop and your phone."
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"You don't even know what Hendricks is capable of."
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"Cut the power to the building! Cut the power to the building!"
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"And that's that."
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"- And now... delete user. - Nice."
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"Wait, is that... is that Monica? She finally opened it."
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"Oh, yeah. Well, that's odd."
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"It says here that she started using it yesterday."
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"Yeah, why would Dinesh lie about having friends?"
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"It's a war of all against all."
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"We're all just animals in a pit."
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"- I feel very sad. - Fucking Gilfoyle."
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"No, no. What are you doing? Get back to work."
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"Use a notepad. Code on your phone. We have a deadline here."
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"We quit, like we should have done the first time."
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"We both worked at Nucleus right here in this room."
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"Yeah, before you fired us and rehired us"
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"I invited you to my wedding, Gavin."
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"Why?"
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"No one leaves this room"
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"until we figure it out."
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"Thanks for the lift."
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"but he's letting me stay on his couch for free, so..."
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"And you were supposed to be my meal ticket."
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"about a great new story I'm chasing."
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"who flew too close to the sun."
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"I mean, apparently in the midst of losing millions,"
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"they threw a huge party they couldn't afford."
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"I talked to two bartenders and a caterer"
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"None of them have been paid. Call me."
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"Well, it appears we spent our last dime acquiring a tech blog"
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"Erlich Bachmann, is your refrigerator running?"
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"Thanks, man. Hey, uh, are you sure you're cool"
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"with me taking both cannonballs?"
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"- I'm sure. - Thanks, partner."
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"I got it."
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"I know you lied."
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"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine."
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"How the hell did you know that I was here?"
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"Well, we have god-view on the beta,"
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"and I saw you leave your office and come here."
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"So you're stalking me?"
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"Look, Monica, I know you're lying about not using the beta,"
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"so why haven't I heard from you?"
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"If you don't like it, you can say it."
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"Everybody loves it, so I think I can handle one negative review."
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"- Fine. I don't like it. - Really?"
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"- I just... I don't. - Okay."
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"Specifically?"
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"All of it."
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"I mean, it's not, it's not the UX or the design"
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"It's just the whole thing feels engineered."
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"Okay. Well, that might make sense because, um, I'm an engineer."
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"Look, you've gotten overwhelmingly positive feedback."
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"The build is incredibly stable, and you're out of money."
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"So if you think it's ready,"
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"you should launch and unlock the next three million."
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"Look, Monica, I... I value your opinion,"
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"and you're the one that doesn't like it,"
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"Richard, look..."
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"- I passed on Slack. - Really?"
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"I never told Laurie. She'd probably fire me"
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"if she knew, but I had a chance to buy"
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"20 percent of Slack for nothing, and I passed."
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"I didn't get it. I still don't."
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"I mean, what is it? Is it email? Is it a chat room?"
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"And no matter how good something is,"
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"there's always gonna be someone who doesn't get it."
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"I was worried about releasing a beta no one would like."
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"I'm just bummed that you're the one that doesn't like it."
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"Which is why you can't listen to anyone else."
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"If you believe in something,"
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"don't let anyone talk you out of it, including me."
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"Peter Gregory always said,"
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"Don't invest in products; invest in people."
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"I invested in you,"
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"and if you think it's ready to go,"
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"I will go to Laurie and fight like hell for it."
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"So, what do you want to do?"
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"Congratulations, everyone."
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"Yeah, I can't believe it."
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"Pats on the back. Pats on the back."
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"Gentlemen, I just realized I've forgotten to take a shit."
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"Laurie."
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"I have a business proposition I'd like to discuss with you."
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"It's about my shares in Pied Piper."
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"Not really. I'm so fucking tired,"
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"I'm creating more than I'm fixing."
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"Where the fuck is Gilfoyle?"
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"Oh, I'm pathetic?"
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"than be best friends with a fucking metal box."
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"Can't you two see?"
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"Yeah. Jinx."
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"You owe each other a friendship."
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"One minute. Holy shit."
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"Holy shit."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Hello? - Hey, it's CJ."
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"Not as bad as I feel, I can assure you."
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"Yeah, I'm getting another call."
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"Hello?"
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"this is your mom,"
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"and you are not my baby."
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"Not now, Jian-Yang! Not now! Go back into your room!"
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"- Sorry. - It's okay."
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"I mean, we did it. You and me, man, forever."
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"All right."
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"...four, three, two, one."
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"Shit. I... I swear I deleted a picture,"
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"the icon reappeared. It undeleted itself."
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"But I can't get it to happen again, so..."
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