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Clips from Silicon Valley - To Build a Better Beta (S03E03)

"do you know how we might be able to find that bug?"
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"we fired two CEOs, we've pivoted to a box, and then pivoted back."
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"Are you fucking insane? It's not ready."
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"- Really? You think so? - Yeah. For real."
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"So that's it then, I guess."
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"It's people that I know personally,"
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"You sent the beta to Tara."
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"Sure you could."
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"Monica, hello."
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"so they can give us an honest... feedback."
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"I called you a thief because you, sir, have stolen from us."
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"trust me, he'll lose his shit."
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"Acting on this would expose the fact"
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"Dinesh, this is Kevin. We met at Phil's Coffee."
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"I mean, three percent of hatchlings"
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"after busting my balls about not getting an invite."
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"Yeah, I'll... I'll go tell Laurie right now."
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"She's fucking weird."
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"needs an invite, you know, I could probably"
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"Well, I mean, put yourself in their shoes."
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"and he wants to talk about his app."
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"Oh, it's buggy."
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"I used to pretend that I shared a room with Harriet Tubman"
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"searched his name and found that he was in the tech business."
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"Oh, my God. Where the fuck is my head?"
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"So if I say I need..."
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"Wait, so she lied? Why would she lie about using the beta?"
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"Why would Tara lie to me about fucking other guys"
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"that allows for behavior like that?"
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"Because people like to lie, Richard."
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"On what? You powered down all the computers."
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"What the hell do we do now?"
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"I've never wanted to like something more in my life, Richard."
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"or anything that you can tweak."
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"But that's the fucked up thing about what we do."
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"So, uh, I'll see you back at the old homestead."
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"Fuck you, Jared."
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"Uh, I just heard from the folks that worked your party."
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"And? And it turns out they were paid in full."
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"Here we are, Erlich."
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"Richard, never been more excited to be proven wrong."
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"Okay? We move in and subsequently out of our offices,"
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"and... and, um, I'm sorry."
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"All right, babe, I gotta go."
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"Hey, when you check out the settings view,"
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"I could, like, squeeze her on my list."
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"It's at the bottom of the bay."
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"I may have moved around some of your money in a way"
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"has any meaning for these people whatsoever."
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"You know, maybe we should talk to Laurie about moving up the official launch?"
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"would have promptly squandered them on more things"
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"That's gotta be some kind of machine learning optimization."
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"Game on."
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"- The Dropbox guy? - Yeah, he was employee number 11."
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"We might be holding pocket aces here."
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"No."
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"who worked your party the other night."
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"I was having trouble filling up my list, so I made up a few people."
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"but when I clicked back to the album,"
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"in a company called Pied Piper."
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"We're actually, finally, launching."
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"You want to move it up? Yeah, I think we're ready."
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"- Much appreciated. - Yeah."
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"Have either of you been on a jury?"
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"Right before I gave it to Tara. I told you, trust no one."
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"Dinesh, are you still seriously squashing bugs?"
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"What specifically do you not like about it?"
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"whose chief focus is chronicling our demise."
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"Fortunately, the filters, which I had installed, sir,"
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"so that means we're limited to ten invite codes each to send out."
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"You said, get in your head, like it's, like it's a bad thing, but it's not."
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"You served me well, old friend."
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"Hey, uh, just wanted to let you know"
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"and it asked me to confirm twice."
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"Look at all this shit that Big Head is selling."
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"one of the cannonballs, so not a total loss, right?"
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"in value since you bought it, but if you sold it now"
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"that we're reading employees' private emails,"
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"What do... what do you mean?"
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"No. No, th... that can't be right."
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"to do the exact same thing without ever noticing."
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"What first time? What are you talking about?"
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"We just lost our key engineers."
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"Oh, here, here it is on the right."
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"This is Mike Hunt."
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"Are you serious? Everybody else loves it."
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"Sometimes our opinion is wrong."
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"You're each other's best friends."
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"So apparently I owe you an apology, and I feel bad."
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"Hey, Richard, totally out of the blue,"
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