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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart on the Road (S07E07)

"Oh. Oh, there. Oh, Maggie. There."
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"We're on the homestretch."
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"Next stop, the Knoxville World's Fair and its fabulous sun sphere!"
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"Hurry up. We've only got four days to spend at the-"
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""Wod Fir"?"
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"Used to be, back in 1982."
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"You're 14 years too late."
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"But there's another world's fair coming soon, right?"
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"Before Friday?"
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"- What about the sun sphere? - You mean the wig sphere."
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"You're welcome to go up there..."
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"if you want to see 16,000 boxes of unsold wigs."
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"Now, are you gentlemen gonna buy some wigs or ain't ya?"
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"I guess fate was against us."
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"We've still got a car and a wad of cash."
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"Uh, no, we don't."
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"I must have spent our last $10 on this Al Gore doll."
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"You are hearing me talk."
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"I hate this place."
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"- We've got no car. - We've got no money."
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"And no one knows we're here!"
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"We're stranded!"
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"But on the plus side, I knocked over the sun sphere."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"This never would've happened if we'd gone to Macon, Georgia."
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"I'm just sayin', is all."
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"Fellows, I think perhaps the time has come to call our parents."
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"No! They'd kill us."
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"Look, we got here on our own, so we can survive here on our own."
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"All we need is money, food and a way to get home. Follow me."
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"Everybody remember- we're parked under the sun sphere."
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"Hey! I need those to see!"
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"These lenses are perfect. Now I can rebottom those antique Coke bottles."
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"Three hundred-"
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"- Hey! Come back. - Four hundred, 500, 600-"
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"- Ow. - Five hundred, 400, 300, 200, 100, zero."
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"Well, of course I'll accept."
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"Bart! I've missed you so mu-"
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"You want to speak to Lisa?"
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"I knew it! I knew it! Because why would they have our national grammar rodeo in another nation?"
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"You're gonna be in so much trouble-"
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"I'm in trouble already. Here's what happened."
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"So you've got to think of a way I can come home for free."
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"Hmm. You could travel for free if you were a stewardess."
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"Well, how badly do you want to get home?"
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"All right, all right. How about a courier? They travel for free too."
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"No, that's a terrier. They're dogs."
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"Well, you sure don't look 25..."
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"but your unlaminated, out-of-state driver's license is proof enough for me."
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"Here's your first assignment."
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"What the-"
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"Can we call our parents yet, Bart?"
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"Lisa."
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"This isn't working. I've got to courier something to Springfield..."
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"and it's gotta be big enough to fit Milhouse, Martin and Nelson inside."
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"But, Bart, that'll cost a fortune."
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"Simpson, how would you like to escort 500 Big Macs to Marlon Brando's island?"
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"I can't take much more of this. I'm counting on you, Lise."
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"- Whee. - What's wrong, honey?"
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"You don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now."
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"I mean, I haven't told a soul about your new boyfriend."
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"Langdon Alger? Oh, I don't like him anymore."
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"Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart."
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"- I promise. - Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license..."
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"and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville..."
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"and the car got crushed, and they're out of money and they can't get home..."
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"and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong."
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"Yes. That's a real pickle."
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"Would you excuse me for a moment?"
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"All right. I have thought this through."
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"I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him."
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"Okay."
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"We'll work this out together. First things first-Where is Knoxville?"
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"It's in Tennessee, right next to the Oak Ridge nuclear facility..."
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"birthplace of the atomic bomb."
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"Well, maybe we could order something from Oak Ridge."
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"Y'ello. Oak Ridge? This is Springfield Nuclear."
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"We need to order a, uh-"
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""T-437 safety command console. ""
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"Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational."
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"Uh, I suggest you-"
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"Oh, my God! Oh, God, no!"
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"Oh, this can't be happening!"
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"Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean- I mean, my God!"
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"And have it sent to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, care of HomerJ. -"
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"No! Don't use your real name, or Bart will know!"
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"Forget the name Homer Simpson."
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"Have it sent care of Langdon Alger."
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"Bart? Bart?"
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"Hey! We really could use another air hole!"
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"Shh! They'll know you're in there."
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"It's gettin' too commercial. They've forgotten it's supposed to be about the grammar."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, hello, Principal Skinner."
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"No. Bart has never been to Hong Kong."
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"Good night."
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"Hello? Tennessee State Police?"
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"No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville."
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"I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that."
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"Hello?"
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"No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam."
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"Homer. Are you laughing at me?"
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"Shh!"
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"Ah, spring break in Hong Kong. Custom-made suits at slave-labor prices."
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"Tomorrow you will learn by doing..."
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"Homer 13 is spinning out of control!"
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"It's a two-man operation, and you're the only man here I trust."
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"And I booked the flight leaving Saturday morning, not Friday morning!"
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"- Wow! - Crackers, ho!"
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"- Okay. Your turn. - Hmm. Truth."
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"Ha-ha."
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