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Clips from American Dad! - Max Jets (S08E08)

"and I'm not saying she's not, but..."
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"She's a gold digger, bro."
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"She hasn't asked me for a single cent."
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"Which is why I built her this."
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"What happened to the basement?"
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"Where's the water heater?"
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"GINA: Hey, baby."
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"I've got my cans on."
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"Yeah, you do, baby."
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""Cans" is recording studio talk for huge breasts."
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"Look, Stan, I appreciate your concern,"
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"but the love Gina has for me is pure."
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"(dance music plays)"
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"♪ My love is pure"
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"♪ Purely for money"
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"♪ Hands across America, bitches. ♪"
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"I know what you're thinking, Stan."
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"One take, no mistake."
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"I know you have your doubts, but once you get to know her,"
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"I'm sure you'll see what I see."
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"(moans)"
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"Breathe."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Listen, Chuckles."
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"I know what you're up to, and I don't like it."
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"Don't you?"
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"Let's go play some volleyball."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, why don't you two lovebirds kiss before you go?"
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"Love to."
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"(noisy kiss)"
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"(vomiting)"
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"See, Max, she's repulsed by you."
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"What? She does that every time we kiss."
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"(giggling) Max, are you okay with that?"
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"With what?"
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"It's like a damn Dr. Dre video out there."
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"No, it's not right."
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"What's happening? I zoned out for a second."
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"Gina? Gina, can I talk to you?"
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"(sobbing)"
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"No more money for..."
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"Why is he getting down on one knee?"
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"was a good first step, but how are we going"
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"to remain the sole beneficiaries in Max's will?"
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"We're screwed! Once he marries Gina,"
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"I wanted to be rich!"
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"I wanted to be the first boy to whack it on the moon!"
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"Well, then it's clear what we have to do."
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"We have to kill Gina."
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"We can't kill Gina!"
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"Max will know it was us and completely cut us off."
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"Well, we gotta think of something."
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"I want to be the mother of the first boy"
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"to whack it on the moon!"
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"Well, then the only way to ensure we get that money"
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"is to kill Max before he gets married and changes his will."
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"Yeah. Okay. Sure."
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"Gotta break some eggs."
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"The ultimate tribute to my bride."
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"to be at a party where she ends up inside everyone else."
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"so much of his money on me."
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"My dove, after we're married,"
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"everything that's mine will be yours."
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"So it's really our money."
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"(chuckles nervously): Not until tomorrow!"
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"the best wedding singer on the East Coast."
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"He's gonna sing the "Thong Song""
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"when Gina walks down the aisle."
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"Uh, testing, one, two."
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"(monotone): ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck-truck ♪"
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"♪ Thighs like what, what-what"
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"♪ Baby, move your butt, butt-butt! ♪"
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"Well, everything looks great, guys."
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"Traditional, classy, subtle."
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"He's gonna blow half of our money"
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"on this wedding alone. I say we kill him now!"
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"Just be patient."
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"Hey, have you guys met Reverend Ping Ping?"
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"Max flew Ping Ping first class from China"
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"and put him up at the Four Seasons."
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"Just thank everyone for coming, maybe start with a joke."
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"Something just occurred to me."
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"Can you talk?"
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"You're right, Stan."
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"We gotta kill that old son of a bitch right now!"
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"You're gonna do it, right, Dad?"
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"Of course. I'm trained in these matters."
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"Got the background, the chops,"
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"the know-how, the "Say Hey.""
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"Great. Then it's settled."
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"You kill Max, Gina's out of the picture,"
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"and we all split the inheritance money."
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"Right, with an extra 30% for me."
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"Standard killer's fee."
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"I do all the work, I get something extra."
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"dynamite up the butt, whatev. How hard can it be?"
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"Look, just leave this to me."
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"You guys'll only screw it up."
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"We'll see about that."
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"I say whoever kills him first gets the bonus."
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"And may the best killer win."
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"(whispers): What are you two doing up here?!"
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"You don't even know how to murder!"
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"You don't even have good murder stuff!"
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"Neither one of you are murdering!"
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"Mommy's murdering!"
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"(gasps)"
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"Amateurs."
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"Ah!"
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"♪ Baby, make your booty go..."
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"♪ That thong-th-thong- thong-thong! ♪"
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"Oh, my God! We have to go!"
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"No! Right!"
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"or at least be able to control things with my mind."
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"(grunting)"
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"(both moaning)"
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"Oh, my God, we're o late!"
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"We get nothing!"
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