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Clips from American Dad! - Max Jets (S08E08)

"I'm eating lodge food! I need my $20 chili!"
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"Hey, guys!"
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"Had no idea his accent was gonna be so thick."
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"Ha. Oh, well. The Chinese are"
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"taking over this god-forsaken planet."
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"Might as well get used to it."
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"From now on I'm gonna call you"
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"Long way to go for that one, son."
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"You watch what you say about my wife!"
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"It's okay, Maxie."
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"I know what you think of me, but you're all wrong."
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"I didn't marry Max for his money."
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"I get nothing, nada, zilch."
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"I would like to invite Max and non-cake Gina up"
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"I feel awful."
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"We owe Gina an apology."
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"that we missed two people finding true love."
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"Which piece do you want?"
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"You know!"
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"(muffled blubbering)"
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"(Max groaning)"
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"(guests gasp)"
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"He's dead!"
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"ALL: Yes! We're rich!"
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"♪ We got his money"
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"♪ Thank you, ow! Baby Jesus, ha! ♪"
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"♪ For giving us all of that money! ♪"
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"♪ Oh... ♪ Yeah!"
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"♪ Baby Jesus ♪ Yeah!"
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"Sing the song, Max Jets-ah! ♪"
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"Ohm you can't-ah! 'Cause you're dead-ah!"
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"I will now read"
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"from the last will and testament."
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"choose to leave all"
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"of my assets and worldly possessions..."
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"to my son, Jerry Jets."
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"Me."
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"Of course."
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"You!"
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"(upper-class accent): Counsel, could you excuse us?"
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"Of course. Take your time."
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"I don't understand."
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"Allow me to explain..."
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"with marionettes."
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"(normal voice): My nephew got in here."
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"Screw it. I'll do it with flashbacks."
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"that we couldn't even be in the same room at the same time."
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"that he couldn't resist introducing me to her."
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"STEVE: Oh! My bed!"
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"STEVE: Come on!"
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"GINA: I convinced Max to patch things up with Jerry"
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"from here, darling!"
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"Damn it!"
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"Now Gina and I have my father's fortune"
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"and we can live happily ever after."
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"Does that include kids at heart?"
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"What's up, homies?"
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"Roger, what are you doing here?"
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"Aren't you traveling the world as Jerry Jets?"
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"Yeah, about that."
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"She killed Jerry for his money. Beat him down with an oar."
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"But you're Jerry."
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"Uh-huh."
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"So how could she kill Jerry, who was you,"
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"without killing you?"
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"And how did Max die without you dying?"
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"You know what? I would love, love"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"Do you want us to have..."
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"Well, Stan, I've got some news"
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"Wonder if I'll even recognize him when I pick him up."
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"You were a model prisoner."
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"because I'm tired of living on the cheap."
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"I've been putting off."
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"Stan."
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"Let him vote. (giggles)"
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"I'm so glad you're back, Max."
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"Well, Stan, I'm a changed man."
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"Who are you calling, "You people"?"
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"I can't wait to be so close to Portugal."
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"Gina? Who's Gina?"
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"We just lost our sugar daddy."
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"Way to go, Mom; you get it."
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"I assure you, Stan. Gina loves me."
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"♪ Money from people"
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"♪ Unless they give me money"
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"(snapping)"
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"(heavy breathing)"
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"You go. I'll have fun watching you have fun."
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"(giggling) Stop."
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"I've been an old fool."
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"I mean by killing Max, you'll be killing Roger."
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"- What's this? - Our wedding cake."
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"How much does a wife-cake set you back these days?"
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"Oh, honey, look, I got you"
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"You'll be fine."
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"What? 30%?"
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"♪"
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"(shrieks)"
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"Ooh, soup!"
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"I was electrocuted. I should be dead..."
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"And that's why I insisted on signing this prenup."
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"(microphone feeds back)"
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"to cut cake Gina."
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"You know that's how I like to do that!"
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"♪ Baby Jesus ♪ Yeah!"
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"and we did it, like, all the time."
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"(both moaning)"
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"Wait."
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"so I got to vote real quick."
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"How about we all go to Spain?"
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"But he was so proud of Gina"
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"So, have you decided?"
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"Four koala kids' meals."
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"Turns out Gina was even more evil than I thought."
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"No, I'll do it. Two to the head,"
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"I signed the prenup so no one would suspect me."
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"Six years that guy's been in the slammer."
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"so you can get to know Gina better."
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"(vomits)"
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