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Clips from American Dad! - Max Jets (S08E08)

"Max Jets?"
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"The one and only."
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"Max Jets, you're free to go."
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"Great."
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"Sorry to see you go, Max."
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"You basically just slept for six years."
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"Ugh, I can't believe you guys"
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"always go along with this Max Jets charade."
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"in another one of his stupid outfits."
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"Yeah, but this character's loaded,"
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"so he's more likeable."
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"Last time he was here,"
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"dude borrowed my car and returned it with no wiper fluid."
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"I don't know what he did with it,"
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"spraying it all over town."
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"Well, we're gonna have to suck it up"
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"I'm done using dirty Kleenex as toilet paper,"
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"(car approaches) and vice versa."
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"He's here."
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"Smiles, everyone. Smiles."
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"ALL: Max."
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"Don't get too close. I got a cold."
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"Ah... ah..."
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"Ah-choo!"
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"You're so clever. Spending mucus!"
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"Oh, Max, it's so good to see you."
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"And it looks like you still have your fortune."
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"Oh, great, because I have some dental work"
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"I could use some new school clothes."
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"I have an alarming amount of credit card debt"
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"that I've been hiding from the family."
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"Max Jets will take care of everything."
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"(beeping)"
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"Oh, Max."
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"Click. (sighs)"
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"Democracy gets me hungry."
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"What do you say we go out to a nice dinner on me?"
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"All right. Yeah."
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"Appetizers."
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"Me, too."
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"Oh, special election."
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"(beeping)"
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"(groaning)"
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"Max, paying all our bills was one thing,"
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"but all these gifts..."
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"I mean my fur,"
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"these diamonds, Stan's grill."
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"This is just the beginning."
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"we're ready to order."
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"I'll get you the bread and ice water."
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"Ice water?"
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"I want every soda and beer you got."
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"You know what? Just bring us everything on the menu."
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"And while you're at it, bring us all the menus."
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"I don't want anyone else ordering while we're here."
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"(gasping)"
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"And this is for you."
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"I'm pre-tipping, and if you like the tip,"
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"later on I'll give you the whole thing. Oh-ho-ho!"
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"Very appropriate, Max."
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"You know, now that you're out of prison."
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"Now that I've been raped by some guys"
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"that actually know what they're doing,"
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"I just want to share, you know, give a little back."
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"So, you're gonna give all your money to charity?"
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"I'm sorry. I didn't hear you, dear."
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"My ears aren't working so well."
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"I got AIDS in prison."
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"in the shower and gave me HIV."
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"Anyhow, I'm not a young man anymore,"
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"and I just want to spend my money"
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"You people."
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"Them. Oh, sorry."
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"I thought you meant the letter U."
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"As in the "U People.""
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"They live underground, you see."
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"That's where the U comes from."
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"They're hard to find,"
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"I need to get as far away from this weirdo as possible."
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"On me. (cheering)"
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"Spain's gonna be incredible."
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"Morning, all."
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"So, what's going on?"
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"We were just talking about how excited we are"
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"the birthplace of Mexican napping."
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"I don't think we're gonna go."
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"Oh, and all that stuff I bought you,"
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"ALL: What?"
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"My new sweetheart."
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"(gasping)"
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"You didn't gasp."
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"That's 'cause I don't understand what's happening."
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"Oh, now I get it."
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"Liar. You have no idea what I'm talking about."
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"What the hell?"
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"How did you two even wind up together?"
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"Well, last night after my shift,"
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"I found him changing his diaper"
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"behind his Rolls Royce in the parking lot."
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"Those teriyaki wings shot through me like a bullet."
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"And we just really hit it off."
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"We've been together ever since."
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"Exclamation point! Look at that."
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"We're already finishing each other's sentences."
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"Well, providing punctuation, but that's..."
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"A start."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"No way she could be interested in Max."
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"Unless they're after one thing."
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"Fatherly advice."
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"Do you seriously still not know what's going on?"
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"Ehh."
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"After all the money we've let him spend on us,"
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"we can't just let him stop."
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"So many secret elections."
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"Because she's gonna take all our money."
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"I understand everything."
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"(gasps) There's still time to save Des Moines."
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"...there is quite an age difference"
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"...sometimes a girl can seem interested,"
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