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Clips from Letterkenny - A Fuss in the Back Bush (S01E01)

"will go right through the screen door if they're horny."
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"Oh, it's not like I'm gonna be one of those nut sacks,"
Letterkenny
"So, it's pretty near like it sounds then."
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"You ever have a stump hump?"
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"I can't remember."
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"My friend said he had sex inside a hollowed log one time and I thought,"
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"I should say."
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"You left the barn door open after chores one time"
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"STEWART: Hello, Tanis."
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"Dime a dart."
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"Buck a dart. Buck a dart."
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"They're fuckin' ya. Buck a dart."
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"Buck a dart."
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"Whoever planted it,"
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"Deal."
Letterkenny
"Give me a minute."
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"Can always count on old Katy‐Kat."
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"Make your own snacks?"
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"If we don't fucking do it, no one else is going to."
Letterkenny
"But that's cause Royze was hangin' out with Tolzy and that guy's a fuckin' pigeon."
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"My buddy Parkzy too. I guess Belzy was fucked up for a while."
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"Who are always with Belzy and Welzy."
Letterkenny
"We're gonna have one. Give me it."
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"Better buy all the smokes."
Letterkenny
"We can make it right. As un‐PC as this market may be,"
Letterkenny
"we get ninety cents, you get ten."
Letterkenny
"we cannot part with any more coin."
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"Are you with me? Always."
Letterkenny
"Let's get this over with then."
Letterkenny
"You guys wanna dance? Let's do this."
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"You just take a beating and then we're square?"
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"This isn't just about us anymore, all right?"
Letterkenny
"(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)"
Letterkenny
"Gotta say, fellas, this is coming together nicely."
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"Your sister's hot, Wayne. There, I said it."
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"(DAN PANTING)"
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"Too fat to run."
Letterkenny
"Yeah. No, it's a metaphor."
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"Oh, yeah, okay, let's get 'em all."
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"Yeah. (EXHALES)"
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"(CRASHING)"
Letterkenny
"What beef?"
Letterkenny
"(SNIFFS)"
Letterkenny
"And then?"
Letterkenny
"She's gonna make it everyone's problem."
Letterkenny
"Us neither."
Letterkenny
"And you missed to a better one at the Ag Hall last weekend."
Letterkenny
"So, what are you gonna do about it? Idiot."
Letterkenny
"Shed 'em. Go me!"
Letterkenny
"TANIS: My balls dangle harder than you."
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"(WHISPERING) This is what we've been waiting for."
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"You got our money? Nay!"
Letterkenny
"What's a dibs?"
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"Good, and you?"
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"(WHISPERS) Those two guys fucked an ostrich."
Letterkenny
"Just the Ginger fucked an ostrich."
Letterkenny
"Allegedly."
Letterkenny
"You're fucking ruthless for bringing a couple dudes like that here."
Letterkenny
"(WHISPERS) In his defense... He's usually not the type of prick I am."
Letterkenny
"Allegedly."
Letterkenny
"It's almost not worth thinkin' about."
Letterkenny
"Deal. (CLEARS THROAT)"
Letterkenny
"All right, can we, uh, part the hick sea here?"
Letterkenny
"You're a fuckin' addict, you're hopeless."
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"even all these people here who hate you,"
Letterkenny
"My cousin was born with fetal alcohol syndrome and he works at a fuckin' bank."
Letterkenny
"Probably would've been better if you grew to a sickly size inside the womb"
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"KATE: Bitch."
Letterkenny
"(GROANS)"
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"All right! (CHEERING)"
Letterkenny
"Well at this rate, we'll need another one soon, Gail."
Letterkenny
"DAN: Hear, hear."
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"Yup. Yeah."
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"That'd be me."
Letterkenny
"A pack of coyotes come right up the back porch the other night,"
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"'cause your dog's in heat and you know those fuckin' yellow eyed bastards"
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"sitting around getting sucked on by skeeters all day."
Letterkenny
"Come off it."
Letterkenny
"Well. Pitter patter. Let's get at 'er."
Letterkenny
"Sixty bucks per dead coyote ain't gonna collect itselfs."
Letterkenny
"I think I'll have a bumper dump before we get started."
Letterkenny
"Oh, I don't give a care."
Letterkenny
"You ever had a bumper dump?"
Letterkenny
"It's not polite to talk about."
Letterkenny
"Though I do gotta piss goddamn bad."
Letterkenny
"When you have a dump,"
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"leaning up against the back of the bumper of your machine."
Letterkenny
"You know, I think I did, but..."
Letterkenny
"It's when you have sex... With a girl?"
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"Yeah, with a girl."
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"Bent over a stump of a tree."
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""Why, I bet Fred Penner pulled that off one time, too.""
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"This right here, perfect stump for a stump hump."
Letterkenny
"Wayne? Dary."
Letterkenny
"Come over here and join me for a sec."
Letterkenny
"Oh, well fuckin'..."
Letterkenny
"Like fuckin' why?"
Letterkenny
"and your dad thought you were stoned."
Letterkenny
"But you haven't smoked the electric lettuce since grade eight."
Letterkenny
"That's a mitt full of Johnny Red Eye, all right."
Letterkenny
"I think it's only appropriate we call the cops."
Letterkenny
"Just take about 20% off 'er over there, mixed berry."
Letterkenny
"Don't be such a sally."
Letterkenny
"You know how much shit needs doin' around here?"
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"Well, shit needs so much doin' really..."
Letterkenny
"The produce stand is a fuckin' shanty."
Letterkenny
"If we sell this stuff, we can make thousands."
Letterkenny
"I know a guy on the reserve."
Letterkenny
"I don't know. Why not?"
Letterkenny
"It's 'cause... Just kidding. We don't give a fuck."
Letterkenny
"Call your guy. (SMIRKS)"
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"If I hear about yous turning around and selling them,"
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"TANIS: Here's your smokes."
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"They're fuckin' us."
Letterkenny
"(SIGHS)"
Letterkenny
"You gonna be upset if you keep scrolling to the left, dog."
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"You gonna see some shit that you don't wanna see."
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"This is a big crop."
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"has done a lot of sneaking around and maintaining it so well."
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"We're busy enough keeping the worm pickers off the property."
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