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Clips from The Good Place - Existential Crisis (S02E02)

"You're not supposed to be torturing me."
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"and it will be way better."
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"Boom."
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"Where do you get these incredible ideas?"
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"It just like popped right into my noodle."
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"All right, all right."
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"I am the best at planning parties."
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"When they realize they could have to my party,"
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""I, Tahani Al-Jamil,"
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"No."
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"Okay, so that might actually happen,"
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"Think about that for a second."
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"Okay,"
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"and, I don't know, wagons"
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"I already said "rainbow.""
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"because it's been a very long day"
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"And at the end of that long day,"
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"Now, let's celebrate that dead dog's life"
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"He just snorted a bunch of printer toner."
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"Okay? Just like I used to do when someone"
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"Gunnar was an animal rights activist."
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"Hey..."
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"about shoving my feelings down deep."
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"Man, repressing your feelings is great."
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"but overall they're pretty harmless."
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"And at any moment that denial could collapse,"
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"Yeah, well, I know you guys weren't super close,"
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"It's not going to work."
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"Yes."
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"- Whoo! I want to make a toast. - No, no, no, Michael, oh, boy."
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"Don't be sad, you guys."
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"Namaste, chica."
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"I'm leaving."
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"Ohh."
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"Never one moment like that?"
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"Sure, yeah, right over here."
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"All humans are aware of death."
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"all the time."
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"And everybody's been there."
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"event planning mishaps,"
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""Excellent progress this week."
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"so that my boss doesn't get suspicious."
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"Where are those goofballs?"
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"Oh!"
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"Hang on, there, mis amigos!"
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"Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison."
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"and I can't believe I'm saying this,"
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"No, no. Eight is the best."
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"You mean a skirt?"
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"so shut up."
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"And what happens exactly?"
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"and Tahani also planned a birthday party"
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"Up top!"
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"I feel so much better. It's like I'm surfing"
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"You trying to say "valedictorian?""
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"So, we need to cheer him up."
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"God, I love this stuff!"
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"and two slots for their kids?"
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"Oh, I know, I know. I'm sorry, babe."
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"plaster on a fake smile, and pretend you're having fun."
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"Everyone else is here."
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"so I'd only rank him a ten."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I really thought I could throw a better party than"
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"How you doing?"
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"Well, um,"
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"Look, we have to start somewhere."
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"Yeah, actually there is."
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"and now he's having an existential crisis."
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"All right, Tahani, you just need to walk"
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"I don't eat anything."
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"I knew a ton of guys like that back in Arizona."
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"that it's actually better"
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"for one forking minute and completely loses"
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"He's dead! Up top!"
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"Mi torture es su torture."
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"Jeanette, make us a Dubai."
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"Sounds like a crappy deal."
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"Like, a whole family and their toothbrushes"
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"Certainly a lot smoother lately."
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"and we consider it to be a little racist."
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"Right now, I'm the best student."
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"No. Look, dude, this isn't your fault."
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"I'll think about that."
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"Inky black void. Done."
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"I will be right back."
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"Oh, Eleanor, thank you so much for the advice"
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"He is a Jenga tower of sadness."
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"So you all just stay here and have fun."
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"it just ends up leaking out of you anyway."
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"but you seem kind of bummed."
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"Which is worse than an eight?"
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""Selfish monster?""
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"with existential crises,"
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"I've been there."
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