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Clips from Family Guy - April in Quahog (S08E08)

"the first white man I've ever met"
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"Mr. Hawking, what does the discovery of this black hole"
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"It validates the work of a lifetime."
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"It certainly does."
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"Back to you, Tom."
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"All right, we're clear."
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"I'm telling you, man,"
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"this shtick is getting so old."
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"That chair smells, dude."
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"Hey, Steve, surf's up!"
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"All right!"
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"See you, bitch!"
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"Everyone, guess what."
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"I have been selected."
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"For what?"
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"Oh, nothing too important, just jury duty!"
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"deemed intelligent enough to decide"
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"the fate of a fellow citizen."
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"You know, they don't just pick anybody for this job."
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"Everybody gets called for jury duty, you stupid idiot!"
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"I've been called!"
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"The only reason you've never been called"
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"is that they use the voter registration list,"
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"I stuffed the ballot box at the Oscars."
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"And the nominees for Best Actor in a Leading Role are:"
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"Grover, Bluto from Popeye,"
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"a red guy, a boob"
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"And the Oscar goes to..."
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"Wait a second. Y-You're saying that"
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"everyone is asked to do jury duty?"
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"Yes, Peter."
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"Rock Drummer Tommy Lee?!"
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"And if your wife ever tells you that you're not special,"
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"punch her really hard right in her hepatitis."
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"Thanks, Rock Drummer Tommy Lee!"
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"Having sex with sunglasses on."
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"So, you were excited when you thought"
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"What the hell is fecal matter?"
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"Doody. Ha-ha!"
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"Peter, jury duty is an important cornerstone"
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"Yeah, that's what separates us from the monkeys."
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"Man, they got some sexy monkeys down there."
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"I'm gonna get myself kicked out."
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"Guys, guys, I got an idea!"
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"How 'bout we do a song that's not whiny bull crap?"
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"All right, ladies and gentlemen."
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"We're gonna ask you a series of questions to determine"
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"whether or not you can be impartial jurors."
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"First off, do any of you have any prejudices"
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"Ants. I hate ants."
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"What?"
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"That's right, you heard me."
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"I'm an ant hater."
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"Just like my daddy and his daddy before him."
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"Always making those cocky little hills."
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"'Twas my pie gone missing!"
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"Is there anything else we should know about?"
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"Oh, have you not heard?"
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"Heard what?"
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"? B-Bird's the word, a well-a-bird-bird-bird ?"
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"? B-Bird's the word, a well-a... ?"
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"that have been entered into evidence."
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"It is vitally important that you look but don't touch,"
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"as any fingerprints could contaminate them."
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"Exhibit A, one bloody Slinky."
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"Oh."
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"Exhibit B,"
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"one semen-covered View-Master."
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"Oh!"
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"With the reel of the Grand Canyon."
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"And a blood-splattered Mr. Potato Head."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh!"
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"All right, everyone, we're going to take a ten-minute recess."
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"I would like to remind members of the jury that you are"
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"forbidden to discuss details of the case outside the courtroom."
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"Hey, how about this trial, huh?"
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"And all its details."
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"Let's discuss them."
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"He said not to!"
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"not to make up our minds beforehand?"
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"Let's make up our minds."
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"Griffin, shut up!"
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"Hey, I know the judge said"
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"not to run in the hall, but check this out!"
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"Griffin! Knock it off!"
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"Hey, come on, Judge, tell us the answer."
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"The Mexican guy did it, right?"
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"We now return to How Henry Kissinger Met Your Mother."
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"I was walking with my professor"
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"Stewie, can you please move?"
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"No! And I'll thank you to quiet down."
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"I'm playing action figures."
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"Prepare to be bested on the battlefield, Lion-O."
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"Oh, I don't think so, He-Man."
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"Ow!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, did I punch you too hard?"
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"Yes, I suppose you don't know your own strength."
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"I mean, look at your muscles."
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"You buy your kids ridiculously homoerotic dolls"
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"and then ask what happened?"
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"Yep. Your gay son is on you, buddy."
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"Explain that to your god."
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"Yeah, and it sucks."
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"Even the vending machines are out of order."
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"I don't want to go back to stupid jury duty."
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"There's got to be some way I can get out of it."
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"This is Tom Tucker with some breaking news."
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"NASA has made the alarming announcement"
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"that the newly discovered black hole"
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"will reach Earth by tomorrow."
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"Mom, is, is this for real?"
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"It's the end of the world!"
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"Seems like I've run out of waiting time."
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"...but it looks like Nicole Ritchie's baby"
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"is gonna be just fine."
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"Also in the news, the doomsday clock is ticking"
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"is consumed by an expanding black hole."
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"Ow!"
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