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Clips from Family Guy - April in Quahog (S08E08)

"Have fun where you're going."
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"Well, it's become clear,"
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"is by writing a strongly-worded letter to the black hole."
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""Dear space."
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""You think you're so good 'cause you went to Choate."
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""Well, you're not gonna be so tough"
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""when I put a fish bowl on my head"
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"and a rocket pack on my back and come up there and punch you.""
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"Take that, Orion!"
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"Joe, Joe, you got to help me."
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"What are you talking about, Quagmire?"
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"I got to get laid!"
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"What do you mean? You've had sex a million times."
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"Aw, that's all bluster."
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"I just talk big for the fellas."
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"I'm a virgin, Joe!"
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"I don't want to die a virgin!"
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"Help me, please!"
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"Let me have sex with Bonnie!"
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"I guess so."
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"How was your first time?"
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"Ah, I've had sex lots of times."
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"I just wanted to have it again!"
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"Who else but Quagmire?"
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"Well, Diane, now that our time is almost up,"
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"just to lighten the mood, we introduce a new feature"
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"called Tom's Crank Calls."
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"Hello, is this Megan Fox?"
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"I will kill you, do you understand?"
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"This is Tom Tucker."
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"your father and I love you"
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"and how important this family is to us."
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"Oh, I'm scared."
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"I wonder what it's like to die."
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"when you're pushing on its windpipe,"
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"I think it's pretty terrifying."
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"Like, panicky."
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"Hey, Brian, what do you think is gonna happ--"
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"What was that--"
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"Come on, no, I wasn't."
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"You were praying, I saw!"
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"You were praying!"
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"Hello, everybody."
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"I have a lion now."
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"You know, I went to the zoo last week"
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"and asked if I could do it, and they told me to scram."
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"Does it bite? Of course it bites, it's a lion."
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"We should spend some time together as a family."
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"I don't think so, Lois."
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"But the world is ending."
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"We should be spending these final hours"
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"with the people we love most."
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"Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa."
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"We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arms."
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"It was gay. Everyone was."
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"But, back then, we were called pole-fancies."
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"It was real, good old-fashioned"
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""grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay,"
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"not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay."
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"People got hurt back then!"
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"That's gay."
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"Yeah, it was pretty gay."
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"Last day on Earth."
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"I've always wanted to save a Native American family"
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"Yeah... this one'll do nicely."
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"Stay with us as the countdown to Doomsday continues"
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"with just six more hours to go."
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"The only thing that's nice about this is"
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"it feels kinda like it's a Friday."
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"I'm gonna find a black neighborhood"
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"and see what happens"
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"if I yell the you-know-what word."
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is it,"
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"our final minutes."
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"Any moment now, the Earth will be sucked"
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"We here at Channel Five would like to leave you"
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"with some highlights of mankind's brief existence,"
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"like the Battle of Hastings."
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"Guys, if we win this, we get Hastings!"
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"Yeah, let's do it!"
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"Let's go!"
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"The Ottoman Empire."
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"You know what?"
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"we thank you for choosing Channel Five"
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"as your Armageddon network."
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"I don't know, Chris."
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"Sorry I'm late, guys."
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"Look, you try scheduling a haircut today."
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"your last day on Earth with your family!"
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"Hey, I'm here, aren't I?"
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"With only seconds left!"
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"Don't you love me?!"
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"You're the most important person in the world to me!"
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"You promise?"
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"I just hate bein' around the kids."
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"...six, five,"
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"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
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"We're not gonna die?!"
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"No, we're not gonna die!"
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"to being festive around the holidays."
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"You dicks!"
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"Hey, how do ya like that, Lois?"
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"Peter, what did you mean by what you said,"
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"Yeah, Dad, what did you mean?"
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"Yeah, what gives?"
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"Kids, why don't you go upstairs"
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"Yeah, come on, Meg and Chris."
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"Well, I'm off to serve food at the soup kitchen."
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"Now that I lived through this,"
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"I kinda have to keep"
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"a promise I made to someone."
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"It's God!"
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"They bore the hell outta me, Lois."
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"Bore the hell outta you?!"
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"but don't you just sometimes wish they'd run away"
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"or get kidnapped and be made to work"
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"in a Temple of Doom?"
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"How can you even say that?!"
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"Because, Lois. Meg tells a story"
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"that makes you wanna blow your brains out,"
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