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Clips from Veep - Debate (S03E03)

"What do we do about them? Madam Vice President?"
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"I have a very clear strategy"
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"that I would like to share with everybody today."
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"It's time for the "three Rs.""
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"They're solid as a rock, rock, rock."
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"But we can't do it without bipartisan support."
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"And that is something that I am confident,"
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"with my experience, I can absolutely secure."
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"Number two... we need to reaffirm."
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"to highly skilled, legal immigrant workers."
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"the third R."
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"Renew, renew. The third R is "renew.""
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"Do we have any snipers? Can we take her out?"
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"...immigrants whose descendants, of course, run companies."
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"Successful companies like Clovis in Silicon Valley,"
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"- Madam Vice President? - Yes?"
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"- Your time is nearly up. - Oh, dear."
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"You mentioned a third R?"
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"- I can't watch this. - Neither can she,"
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"It is... "repel.""
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"That's right."
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""Repel"? Why did she say "repel"?"
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"What is it, "Talk Like A Pirate Day"?"
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"I mean we need to repel unwanted immigration."
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"We need to repel criminals,"
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"we need to repel obesity,"
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"I think I've endorsed a Nazi."
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"We need to repel the enemies of America."
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"Maybe I should have gone with two Rs."
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"Hey, I got three Fs for ya..."
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"you're fucked, you fuckin' fucker."
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"I know. It seems every time she says "repel,""
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"she attracts more voters."
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"Angela Rodriguez."
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"My mom lost her house"
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"My dad passed away and she had to pay"
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"- What's he doing? - Now, my mother lost her house."
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"No, don't look at the twitch. Focus on the "dead dad lady.""
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"- Secretary Maddox? - Hmm?"
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"Oh, uh... yeah. I'm very sorry to hear"
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"I don't think we should be penalizing"
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"any hardworking Americans."
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"But here's the thing, Andrea."
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"There are some loopholes."
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"and find out..."
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"whether... are they loopholes"
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"What the hell is a legitimate hole?"
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"Well, don't get me started."
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"and notwithstanding the humor that was poked at me earlier,"
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"can't get by without it..."
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"about plug holes earlier..."
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"Just stop saying "hole.""
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"- It's not that bad. - No, as a "hole," it's not that bad."
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"But we wanna stay above the hole."
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"We don't wanna go down the hole."
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"He's gonna disappear up his own "hole" hole."
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"If I get your vote,"
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"I wanna bring everybody above the hole."
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"We all want to live above the hole."
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"And once again, we'd like to express our appreciation"
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"- to each of the candidates. - Thank you."
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"Thornhill, 30%. Selina, second, 25."
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"Maddox dialed "M" for "Murdered Himself.""
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"God, look at Pierce."
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"He looks like he just got out of sex prison."
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"He's not gonna cry, is he?"
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"Now Maddox's daughter is gonna give him the bad news."
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"Well, thank God for Twitchy. He really saved us."
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"I love that little guy."
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"Now he's got to convince everyone the three Rs don't stand"
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"Yeah, okay. That's not reassuring."
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"I just want to say I'm sorry if I wasn't very sympathetic"
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"So... I'm sorry. Friends?"
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"Boy, I do not know what I saw in you."
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"I do. He's a less talented ugly version of me."
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"He's basically a human comfort blanket."
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"Remember when I came up with "short hair for the long haul"?"
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"And if you can't stand the heat, buy asbestos panties."
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"See, now that's the kind of talk that gets me turned on."
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"We're gonna have another twitch to deal with here."
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"I wouldn't say "repel" is a strong word."
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"It can mean also "to push away gently with respect.""
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"but I did learn that he used to be a soldier."
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"Mike, I haven't gotten any questions about her hair."
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"Thank fuckin' God."
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"the hole is the hole."
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"And the hole is the hole that people fall into."
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"And if they fall below the line, they will fall into the hole."
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"And we want to keep them from falling below the line"
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"and then into the hole... or off the map."
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"Because if they're in the hole, how are you gonna get out?"
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"Look at my muscly chest. Vote for me.""
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"who's got the newly dropped balls enough"
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"I like his jokes. They're jokes, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah?"
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"If you feel like you must applaud, then, you know."
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"Oh..."
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"- Well, look, it's "George Looney." - Hey, Kent."
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"I diagnosed myself with an acute case"
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"Milk and two heaping spoonfuls"
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"Yeah, well, like I said before, I forgive you."
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"- Because I'm nice... - You are."
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"- Baseball. - Yeah. Oh, God."
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"And the president's office is on the line."
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"I will not have a scene."
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""Strap-on Selina," "Selina Navratilova,""
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"get 'em on our side... preferably a blind one."
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"I'm up for extensions. What are extensions?"
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"- Can you have "away runs"? - Yeah."
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"Okay, so, moving on. Do you think that your London trip"
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"to the upcoming royal visit."
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"Well, I could add the word "cookie" on the end for no reason."
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"Joe Thornhill. What are you gonna do?"
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"You know, a lot of that aggression comes from insecurity, buddy."
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"- You gonna come visit me? - Visit?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm gonna redecorate."
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"- I think I just did... - The twitch is back."
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"You don't want to go Nixon on us."
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"She looks like Peter Falk."
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"Yes."
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