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Clips from Veep - Debate (S03E03)

Former Secretary of Defense George Maddox.

"Former Secretary of Defense George Maddox."

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Congressman Owen Pierce.

"Congressman Owen Pierce."

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Oh, there she is. Hey, tiger.

"Oh, there she is. Hey, tiger."

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- but it's age-appropriate, I feel. - Nice to see you, too, Gary.

"- but it's age-appropriate, I feel. - Nice to see you, too, Gary."

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People are being so critical, Wendy.

"People are being so critical, Wendy."

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Gary, stop being so nervous. Watch me.

"Gary, stop being so nervous. Watch me."

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and had to be dismissed.

"and had to be dismissed."

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and aren't making a real difference to America?

"and aren't making a real difference to America?"

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by saying I would like to be the first

"by saying I would like to be the first"

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Absolutely. - for...

"Absolutely. - for..."

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I was... yes. Yes, ma'am, absolutely.

"I was... yes. Yes, ma'am, absolutely."

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What kind of stuff?

"What kind of stuff?"

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You do remember that he had a breakdown recently?

"You do remember that he had a breakdown recently?"

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If our government is going to take everything from us,

"If our government is going to take everything from us,"

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bar the kitchen sink,

"bar the kitchen sink,"

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the plug as well.

"the plug as well."

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No, but you just did.

"No, but you just did."

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I'd love to field this one, Governor Chung, if you don't mind.

"I'd love to field this one, Governor Chung, if you don't mind."

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Mind you, he'd have to be.

"Mind you, he'd have to be."

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or baseball or... plugs.

"or baseball or... plugs."

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under the scrutiny of the public eye,

"under the scrutiny of the public eye,"

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Many years ago, I had a brief affair.

"Many years ago, I had a brief affair."

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We got out the other side stronger than ever.

"We got out the other side stronger than ever."

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- Nobody cares. - Yeah, okay.

"- Nobody cares. - Yeah, okay."

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We need to reaffirm our commitment

"We need to reaffirm our commitment"

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The third R is...

"The third R is..."

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actually, in fact, let me go back to "reaffirm,"

"actually, in fact, let me go back to "reaffirm,""

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'cause her fuckin' eyes don't work.

"'cause her fuckin' eyes don't work."

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We have a question now from a member of our audience,

"We have a question now from a member of our audience,"

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but I think the point about holes is well taken

"but I think the point about holes is well taken"

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Oh, well. You didn't get much of a chance to speak, did you?

"Oh, well. You didn't get much of a chance to speak, did you?"

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No, I didn't. Remember that third R.

"No, I didn't. Remember that third R."

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Aw, shit! I'm gonna get so many questions about this hair.

"Aw, shit! I'm gonna get so many questions about this hair."

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I can give you a ton of lines for this.

"I can give you a ton of lines for this."

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When? What? No.

"When? What? No."

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Cheer up. Coming in second is good.

"Cheer up. Coming in second is good."

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- Also with fucking. - It's not enough. We have to win.

"- Also with fucking. - It's not enough. We have to win."

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Hello. Oh, no, don't be shy.

"Hello. Oh, no, don't be shy."

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- Oh, thank you. - You'd fit right in in the military.

"- Oh, thank you. - You'd fit right in in the military."

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I believe they still call it the White House, ma'am.

"I believe they still call it the White House, ma'am."

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Guess I'm the only one with a sense of humor.

"Guess I'm the only one with a sense of humor."

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But it... we wanna find those holes or the loopholes.

"But it... we wanna find those holes or the loopholes."

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- You go right ahead. - Thank you. I just wanted to make sure

"- You go right ahead. - Thank you. I just wanted to make sure"

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- Shit! - What?

"- Shit! - What?"

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- Welcome, all of you. - Thank you.

"- Welcome, all of you. - Thank you."

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It supposedly happened about eight years ago.

"It supposedly happened about eight years ago."

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Ooh. Do we have proof?

"Ooh. Do we have proof?"

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You got a gun? I'll do it.

"You got a gun? I'll do it."

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working with young athletes

"working with young athletes"

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which I like to call the "Zinger Sewing Machine."

"which I like to call the "Zinger Sewing Machine.""

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for "racist," "right wing," and "racist."

"for "racist," "right wing," and "racist.""

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That's not clear. I've got a bad stomach cramp.

"That's not clear. I've got a bad stomach cramp."

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That would explain the Hitler haircut.

"That would explain the Hitler haircut."

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You're naive. Welcome to politics.

"You're naive. Welcome to politics."

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Our line can be "Thornhill's hitting home runs and away runs."

"Our line can be "Thornhill's hitting home runs and away runs.""

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And neither should you.

"And neither should you."

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I make the decisions in my office,

"I make the decisions in my office,"

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No, it's fine. Don't, don't.

"No, it's fine. Don't, don't."

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Number one... we need to reform.

"Number one... we need to reform."

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The first thing is defense spending.

"The first thing is defense spending."

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- Gary, get the hell out of my marriage. - Okay, got it.

"- Gary, get the hell out of my marriage. - Okay, got it."

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Just imagine, that's what you'll look like when you become a boy.

"Just imagine, that's what you'll look like when you become a boy."

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I call it my "three Rs."

"I call it my "three Rs.""

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- We need to out this affair. - Yeah, we do.

"- We need to out this affair. - Yeah, we do."

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to use a baseball analogy, "winning."

"to use a baseball analogy, "winning.""

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phone, laptop, and hairdresser in America.

"phone, laptop, and hairdresser in America."

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Actually, you know what? Here you go, buddy.

"Actually, you know what? Here you go, buddy."

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Bam!

"Bam!"

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I don't think I like the three Rs, you guys.

"I don't think I like the three Rs, you guys."

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- And the three Rs. - I have the three Rs.

"- And the three Rs. - I have the three Rs."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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Thank you very much.

"Thank you very much."

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and, indeed, become role models,

"and, indeed, become role models,"

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...when I saved my friend

"...when I saved my friend"

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With absolute... with regard to holes,

"With absolute... with regard to holes,"

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"Daddy, I've never been less proud of you."

""Daddy, I've never been less proud of you.""

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Go fuck yourself, "Jack and the Giant Freakstalk."

"Go fuck yourself, "Jack and the Giant Freakstalk.""

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- Angela. - It is... huh?

"- Angela. - It is... huh?"

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I'm going to go show everybody myself.

"I'm going to go show everybody myself."

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Maybe a crack whore, if we're lucky.

"Maybe a crack whore, if we're lucky."

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- Oh, stop it. - HA-HA...

"- Oh, stop it. - HA-HA..."

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and I'm very much looking forward

"and I'm very much looking forward"

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Is there any way you can make that sound more appealing?

"Is there any way you can make that sound more appealing?"

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growing up, so...

"growing up, so..."

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- Madam Vice President. - How do you do?

"- Madam Vice President. - How do you do?"

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on the field of battle

"on the field of battle"

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"Oh, I love your tie."

""Oh, I love your tie.""

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the faculty, the staff, the students, of course...

"the faculty, the staff, the students, of course..."

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I've served my entire life

"I've served my entire life"

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you won't go down that hole.

"you won't go down that hole."

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