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Clips from Veep - Debate (S03E03)

"- Aha! Hey... So, Gary..."
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"- talk to Wendy about Selina. - What?"
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"We are so excited about the Veep's new look, Wendy."
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"W-we think it's young... makes her look younger,"
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"- Hey. - Hey, relax. It's a puff piece, all right?"
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"I'm with "Style" section now. You don't have to do that."
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"I mean, they think she looks like a lesbian."
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"Shit! I didn't just say that. I'm sorry."
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"See? Basilly brain-dead. Don't worry."
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"You've been with the military exclusively."
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"What makes you qualified to be the president?"
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"I'm a man of words that the American people can understand."
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"World's worst boy-band member ever right there."
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"It's a simple and direct language."
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"He looks like he just came out of the bathroom"
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"and then decided that he hadn't finished yet."
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"It's a language that I feel"
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"I feel your pain. You okay?"
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"I'll be better when you walk away."
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"If only we could all just walk away."
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"Your personal trainer caused some controversy recently"
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"What do you say to the accusation"
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"that you care too much about image"
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"Before I answer it, I'd like to start off"
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"to thank the kind folks"
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"here at the University of New Hampshire..."
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"Excuse me, Congressman?"
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"Great. I do want to answer that question."
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"I've got to say, I like this new look."
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"- You do? - Mm-hmm, yeah."
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"- Nice. - I mean, it's better than that London outfit."
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"- That hat was crazy. - I did not have anything to do with that."
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"- Ray chose that hat. - Ray the trainer?"
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"I did have a fitness trainer."
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"However, this gentleman did not make any decisions"
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"in my office under any circumstances."
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"I choose my own outfits, I stay in shape,"
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"She just said the opposite of what you said."
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"No..."
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"- Yes. - You can't use that. Please don't use that."
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"You just gave me a good scoop on Ray."
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"I'm not gonna ignore that."
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"I just told Wendy that Ray picked the hat,"
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"but then Selina said that he didn't,"
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"so now Wendy knows that Selina's lying."
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"I'm sorry, Gary. You lost me at "Hello.""
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"- How are we doing? - Well, Thornhill is still,"
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"Dan, get on the phone. Find me Thornhill's snatch, now."
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"Oh, Jesus, Kent. It was, like, three weeks ago."
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"We need to find the "smoking hon'.""
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"I think I might be coming down with a bug or something."
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"Congressman Pierce,"
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"you've served in Congress for four years now."
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"How does that affect your vision for America?"
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"The America that I see now"
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"is a mess."
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"Our economy is going down the drain."
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"they might want to take..."
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"Why a plug?"
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"To... plug up the plug hole."
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"- It was a joke. - He's making a joke."
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"We should put this guy in Vegas."
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"If newspapers still had cartoonists,"
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"they could do something really clever with that plug."
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"Hey, Jackson, are you working for him and not telling us?"
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"Everybody here doesn't hate me, right?"
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"Baby, we have a little situation here."
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"You didn't say anything about FLOTUS, did you?"
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"FLOTUS? What about FLOTUS?"
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"I didn't say anything about FLOTUS."
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"- She's a reporter. - Shut up."
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"Hey, what's going on with FLOTUS?"
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"- Nothing. - Nothing."
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"- I have to write about something, so... - Okay, babe, look."
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"I'm gonna give you the Joe Thornhill affair."
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"That's okay. That's good with me. I'll take that."
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"- Good boy. - Good boy, good boy, good boy."
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"Governor Chung, we live in a time"
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"when young people find it increasingly hard to find work."
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"How would you address this issue?"
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"Ten bucks he says, "Bring back the draft.""
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"You know, I'm not trying to say"
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"but there are other options for the young adults..."
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"I'm sorry, the question was directed to me."
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"But this is a question that is very near to my heart."
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"Is that how it's gonna work?"
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"You know, as someone"
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"He's blocking Selina."
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"That guy's smarter than he looks."
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"She's become distracted by the trappings of her office."
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"I think it's time we stopped worrying about people up on the Hill."
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"that woman who fucked him to fuck him."
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"- We need Joe's ho. - I'm just waiting for one more source"
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"to corroborate the story. Wait, wait, wait."
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"Now, as a military man, I know that true leadership"
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"takes strategy, it takes planning, it takes a vision."
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"Now, today, we're not here..."
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"- to talk about personal trainers"
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"I certainly hope that the governor"
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"is not suggesting that I haven't been tested."
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"I need this story coming out of every TV,"
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"Well, I'm glad you raised that issue, Madam Vice President."
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"I've got something very important"
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"I just wanna be honest."
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"- I deeply regret it. - He's confessing?"
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"If there's any dirty trick that I cannot stand, it is honesty."
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"If you can forgive me,"
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"I hate confessions, unless they've been beaten out of someone."
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"which makes my Thornhill story useless."
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"I can't tell you about FLOTUS. FLOTUS is a no-go-tus."
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"Then I can run the story on Ray."
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"I can't let you run the story about Ray."
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"But I love you. Does that make everything better?"
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"It doesn't have to be. Wait, what are we talking about?"
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"There's always gonna be a conflict of interest."
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"But that's what marriage is... a conflict of interests."
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"No. Marriage is being able to tell each other everything"
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"Mike, I'm really nervous about all these haircut questions."
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"We have 11 million illegal immigrants"
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"currently living in the U.S. today."
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