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Clips from Veep - Debate (S03E03)

"Number three... the..."
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"Um... uh..."
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"She forgot the third R."
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"which was number two."
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"where I had the good fortune to visit earlier this year."
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"Thank you so much, Andrea."
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"And I'm absolutely gonna get to that."
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"Jesus, that is a wicked twitch."
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"we need to repel torturers."
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"Thank you."
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"Holy crapcakes! They're loving her."
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"because the banks refused to lower the rates."
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"for the mortgage out of her savings."
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"about what happened to your mom, and..."
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"Angela. My name is Angela."
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"Angela. Right, right, right."
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"What we need to do"
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"is to find those loopholes"
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"or are they legitimate holes?"
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"That's the question that we should be asking ourselves."
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"- If I may...? - Please be brief, Congressman."
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"and I'm certainly a fan of humor..."
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"and sort of circles back to my point"
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"Well, not... not... not quite."
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"- That sounds like a slogan, folks."
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"Chung, 22, Pierce, 9, Maddox, 8."
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""Daddy, you fuckin' blew it!""
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"Hey, Dan. Dan."
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"to your, you know, mental head issues."
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"Your team lost, and you should be fitted with a leper bell,"
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"you sinking shit."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"It's especially true with opening debates."
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"I was pretty disappointed in Governor Chung's performance,"
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"Learned that several times."
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"Well, the..."
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"Okay, Thornhill knows how to throw a ball."
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"Pierce may be a sitting fuck, but..."
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"the main targets here are Maddox and Chung."
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"Well, hit Chung with inexperience"
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"and Maddox with resignation..."
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"actual and general air of."
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"- Actual heads. - God, I love this kind of talk."
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"Gets me aroused. Sorry, I meant roused."
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"No, did I... I meant aroused. Aroused."
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"- Americano, dash of cow. - Thanks."
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"Whoa, who the fuck is smiley-faced coffee boy?"
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"- He's a writer. - Yeah, you know, speeches, one-liners."
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"Just me and my iPad,"
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"Oh. So you threw away Dan and you kept the voodoo doll, huh?"
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"No, it's terrible that the First Lady tried to kill herself,"
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"but our carrying on is what she would have wanted..."
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"Let's see. "I don't know anything about NAFTA,"
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"Baseball, baseball, baseball."
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"- Ben, you are Owen Pierce. - "Well, I'm a baby-faced,"
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"know-nothing congressman from 'Shit Stain, ' Nevada,"
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"to think that... I can run for president.""
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"Kent, you are former Sec Def Maddox."
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"Don't do the voice, though."
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"I've only ever used this voice,"
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"- even as a young child. - Okay."
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"Sec Def Maddox, where do you stand on crime?"
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"Well, right now I'm coming across pretty hard-lined,"
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"so I'll go soft to outflank Mr. Chung."
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"Oh, well, I'm the hip-hop governor of Minnesota"
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"and I'm coming off as too soft,"
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"so I'll try to out-hard Sec Def Maddox."
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"They've got more flip-flops than the cast of "Baywatch.""
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"- What? Oh, my God. - Well, maybe... I don't know if it's gonna be "Baywatch.""
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"There's probably a more up-to-date reference we could..."
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"You know what, son? You should only talk"
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"And even then, you just say, "Tickle me.""
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"Okay, everyone, a drumroll."
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"That's not really a drumroll."
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"- She's coming. She's coming. - Ready?"
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"I think Gary's about to come."
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"- Don't do it. - It's too much buildup."
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"It's too much buildup."
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"Rebranded."
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"What do we think? I love it."
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"Love it... love it. Looks great."
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"I never knew you had so much neck."
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"- I know! - I mean that in a good way."
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"- Right. - I think necks are neat."
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"- Okay. - Okay, let's go do it."
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"Ma'am, this is the haircut that your head has always wanted,"
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"- Everything about it says... - "Tomorrow.""
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"Well, that's not the haircut."
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"- Yes? - Can you sign this to the max, please?"
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"Yes."
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"Getting nothing here."
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"- Very good. - What is it with you two?"
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"It's like... it's like flirting, but sexless."
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"Everybody needs to be somewhere, Mike."
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"- I need to be here. - So, did they cure you or whatever?"
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"No, I did not need to be cured, Michael."
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"Can I get anybody a coffee?"
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"- of whatever the fuck you're on. - Me, too."
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"'Cause it frames my face. Yeah."
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"Oh, excuse me, buddy."
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"- Oh! - Oh. I didn't even recognize you."
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"- Look at you. - Look at you."
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"- I love it. Do you love it? - Yeah."
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"Uh, ma'am, I just wanna say again... thank you."
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"- Mm-hmm. - And I'm still very sorry that I... you know,"
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"I let it all get to me. But I've cleared it out."
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"But don't ever go schizo-titzo on me again."
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"And get rid of this."
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"- Ma'am, continuing to love the hair. - Thank you."
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"- Welcome to debate prep. - Oh, good."
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"- Kent is ex-Sec Def Maddox. - Ooh."
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"- Ben is Owen Pierce. - Oh, that does look like him."
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"And Congressman Furlong is Joe Thornhill."
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"Can't we give Pierce a dollar, send him off to the movies or something?"
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"Let me tell you something. Thornhill's the one to watch,"
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"- Thank you. - Coffee for the Golden Bear."
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"I have a buddy who is inside MLB and he said it's possible"
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"that Thornhill might have had an affair."
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"Eight years ago? It could have been anyone. Could have been Ben."
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"All right, well, we just need another reliable source and then..."
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