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Clips from The Simpsons - Mayored to the Mob (S10E10)

"Crap on a crust!"
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"- Milking rats! - Rats? I'm outraged. You promised me dog or higher."
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"Dad, what a nice surprise."
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"Get that away from me. Kids, I don't want you drinking any more milk... ever."
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"You monster! How could you do that to the children?"
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"Those wacky gangsters. What are you gonna do?"
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"And to think I respected you... and defended you."
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"You wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for me!"
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"Okay. We'll call it even."
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"Oh, my God! I killed the mayor. All right, stay calm."
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"- His corpse is climbing the building. - I'm alive, you idiot."
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"I'm not saving you unless you promise to get that rats' milk out of the schools."
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"But the gangsters will kill me."
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"You're forgetting. You've got the best bodyguard in the business."
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"Relax, you're in good hands. Now, come on. I'll pull you up."
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"Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Not so fast. I can see into the interns' restroom from here."
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"All right, pull me up."
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"Not so fast. Seven queens."
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"- It's Italian-Americans. - Right, right. Filthy I-talian-Americans."
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"- I am confident this can be- - Not this time, Fat Tony."
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"I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage."
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"Ooh, the Mafia guy's all mad."
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"Oh, what are you gonna do, call your godfather, huh?"
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"''Oh, Godfather''-"
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"the circle of life is complete."
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"- Fat Tony, do you have any comment? - I don't get it."
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"Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?"
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"Hmm. Any words for the mayor?"
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"like the killing of you by us."
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"I'd just be stewing in my jail cell, getting madder and madder."
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"Oh, don't worry about that, boy. He's already out on bail."
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"- Well, I'm off to work. - You're guarding the mayor tonight?"
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"After Fat Tony swore revenge?"
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"- Bart, would you go start Daddy's car? - Homer!"
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"- Well, then you start it. - All right. Fine. I'll take a cab."
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"I was thinking of a quiet evening at home with the, uh- wife."
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"Oh, I get it. You're worried about those mobsters, aren't ya?"
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"You've gotta snap out of this funk, Mayor."
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"- Do you have a table for the mayor? - Yes!"
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"- Why do you talk that way? - I had a stroke."
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"Dear Lord, please make tonight's production better than Othello with Peter Marshall."
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"Okay, Mr. Burns, Fat Tony, what's-his-name- Fat Tony.!"
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"All right, Fat Tony. If it's trouble with Quimby you're after-"
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"Please. I am only here as a devotee of the lively arts."
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"But I do have something for the mayor that perhaps you could deliver."
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"You moron! That's the kiss of death."
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"Never mind that. Just go patrol the perimeter."
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"No!"
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"##"
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"This is a conceptual nightmare. I mean, Nathan Detroit would never wear this."
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"- ## - I want the mayor dead. I want his wife dead."
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"I want his cat and his dog dead."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is before the cat?"
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"Y-You're not mad at me, are you?"
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"##"
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"But I'm just here to kill-"
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"I think I saw him in Rent or Stomp or Clomp or some piece of crap."
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"- and don't you forget it. - You're all talk, Hamill."
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"You never even finished Jedi school."
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"- Give me that knife. - No, it's mine."
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"- The forks. Use the forks. - Oh."
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"Yes!"
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"Nobody messes with the mayor when Homer Simpson's on- Oh, crap."
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"What did I do?"
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"I checked with the doctor. He said Mayor Quimby's gonna be fine..."
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"and I was electric as Nathan Detroit."
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"- What did you think of me? - I'd say you were luminous, magnetic."
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"Incandescent."
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"Really? Would you say I was magnetic?"
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"Mr. Skywalker."
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"Homer, I think you know what to do."
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"##"
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"Shoot. I forgot my light saber."
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"Oh, wait. Here it is."
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"Shh!"
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"And now, the conclusion of our Thousand Dollar Movie..."
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"Roger Corman's Titanic."
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"We're safe now, Clarice. We made it away from that cursed ship."
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"Mmm."
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"Well, I'd rather get a message than see another lousy commercial."
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"to attend the most ''astrotastic'' event in the entire universe."
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"You said it, Phil."
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"That's right. It's Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con."
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"Plus tag team robot wrestling."
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"It's the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars."
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"Oh,you stupid little tramp."
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"Remember, it's Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con."
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"- Well, beats work. - Yeah, beats school."
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"Sorry, we're all full."
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"Are you sure this is a sci-fi convention? It's full of nerds."
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"People! People! This man has actually been in outer space."
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"Oh, the pain, the pain. The pain of it all."
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"You have still got it, Dr. Smith."
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"if you'd care to meet me later in the food court."
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"- This will not stand. - Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer..."
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"for this stack of water-damaged Little Lulus."
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"''A,'' that is not water. It is diet Mr. Pibb."
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"And ''B,'' I- ooh."
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"Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?"
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"Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. - Don't try to change me, baby."
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"Welcome, futurists, cyberphiles and the rest of you dateless wonders."
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"the man who put the ''star'' in Star Wars, a real burr under Darth Vader's saddle..."
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"Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill!"
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"Hey, thanks, everybody."
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"but I'm also here to talk about Sprint."
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"As you can see, you stand to save up to 1 7 cents a month over the more dependable providers."
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"How many of you have ever dreamed of being in that movie?"
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"Me! Me! Me!"
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"Well, you're in luck 'cause we're gonna act out a scene..."
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"- Kenobi? - Over here! Here!"
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"Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Pick me! My whole life has been leading to this moment."
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"Step away, foolish amateurs.Just keep back. Keep out of it. The role is mine."
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"With the acting and the groupies and the ''Luke, Luke, save me''..."
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"with the light saber and the ''vwing, vwing, vwing.''"
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"We're doomed. Doomed."
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"Oh, God. Can't this town go one day without a riot?"
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"Ya! Gadzooks! Where are my bodyguards?"
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"Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?"
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