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Clips from The Simpsons - Mayored to the Mob (S10E10)

"- If there is, I don't wanna know about it. - Oh, dear. Oh, my!"
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"What, and break it? You know, George Lucas makes me pay for these."
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"Not the hair! Back off, you freakin' dweebs."
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"- Oh, poor Mark Hamill. - That swarm of nerds is gonna kill him."
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"- Mr. Hamill. Mr. Mayor. Come on. - Who are you?"
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"I can't, Homer."
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"I twisted my ankle. You guys go on without me."
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"Never! Follow me."
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"Oh, my God! Someone has to go back in for Maggie."
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"Oh, yeah. Well, see the thing about that is-"
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"You call yourselves bodyguards? You're fired!"
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"Fired, huh?"
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"Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for you?"
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"- I'll tell you who. Him! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just-"
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"As a bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee."
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"Not to your family. Not to your country. Not to ''Moo-hammad.''"
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"- Even during Ramadan? - Shut your sass-hole, boy."
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"What?"
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"Go, go, go.!"
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"I mean, you gotta sell it. Remember, your ''No!'' is what gets you your next job."
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"- Now drop and give me 20. - No!"
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"Better."
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"You ladies are without a doubt the most sorrowful clique at the dance."
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"Not one of you fit to guard a Russian rock band."
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"However, your checks have cleared, so you all graduate. Congratulations."
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"Whee-ha!"
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"- Clear. - Oh, for Pete's sake."
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"I know you're excited about starting a new job, but could you just relax for now?"
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"- We just wanna get a snack. - Access denied."
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"But, Dad-"
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"I asked you to take out the garbage three days ago, and you still haven't-"
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"Hmm. Still half an hour till dinner."
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"Oh, well. Ow!"
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"It's a real honor to be guarding your body, sir."
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"Just remember, you represent the office of the mayor."
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"So always comport yourself in a manner befitting- Quick, honk at that broad."
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"Good work, Simpson. I couldn't be happier with the way that went."
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"Hey, Homer, I told you not to come round here no more..."
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"Homer, why didn't you say you was with the mayor? Shove off, pukeholes!"
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"Ha. Here's a couple of''Duffenbraus, '' on the house of course."
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"Mmm, semi-imported."
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"Keep 'em coming."
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"Your change, sir."
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"Yeah, you should see the hospital."
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"And after Moe's, we went to Krusty Burger, and the mayor got some more change."
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"And then Apu gave the mayor lots of change for-"
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"- Dad, don't you see what's going on? - That ''change'' was a bribe."
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"Oh, honey, don't be so naive. That's how the world works."
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"No, he doesn't. Trains are regulated by the federal Department ofTransportation."
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"Homer!"
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"Thank you, Mayor Quimby, for honoring us with the school milk concession."
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"Well, the good children of Springfield need their milk, and I need my-"
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"Thank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future..."
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"I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it."
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"So, how'd you get the nickname ''Legs''?"
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"Well, that's an interesting story."
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"- It seems President Kennedy's father was- - Whoo! Mini cannoli."
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"Hey, I called that."
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"I saw it first. Come back here. Hmm, milking room."
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"Crap on a crust!"
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"- Milking rats! - Rats? I'm outraged. You promised me dog or higher."
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"Dad, what a nice surprise."
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"Get that away from me. Kids, I don't want you drinking any more milk... ever."
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"You monster! How could you do that to the children?"
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"Those wacky gangsters. What are you gonna do?"
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"And to think I respected you... and defended you."
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"You wouldn't even be alive if it wasn't for me!"
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"Okay. We'll call it even."
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"Oh, my God! I killed the mayor. All right, stay calm."
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"- His corpse is climbing the building. - I'm alive, you idiot."
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"I'm not saving you unless you promise to get that rats' milk out of the schools."
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"But the gangsters will kill me."
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"You're forgetting. You've got the best bodyguard in the business."
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"Relax, you're in good hands. Now, come on. I'll pull you up."
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"Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Not so fast. I can see into the interns' restroom from here."
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"All right, pull me up."
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"Not so fast. Seven queens."
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"- It's Italian-Americans. - Right, right. Filthy I-talian-Americans."
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"- I am confident this can be- - Not this time, Fat Tony."
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"I am not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage."
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"Ooh, the Mafia guy's all mad."
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"Oh, what are you gonna do, call your godfather, huh?"
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"''Oh, Godfather''-"
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"the circle of life is complete."
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"- Fat Tony, do you have any comment? - I don't get it."
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"Everyone loves rats, but they don't wanna drink the rats' milk?"
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"Hmm. Any words for the mayor?"
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"like the killing of you by us."
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"I'd just be stewing in my jail cell, getting madder and madder."
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"Oh, don't worry about that, boy. He's already out on bail."
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"- Well, I'm off to work. - You're guarding the mayor tonight?"
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"After Fat Tony swore revenge?"
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"- Bart, would you go start Daddy's car? - Homer!"
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"- Well, then you start it. - All right. Fine. I'll take a cab."
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"I was thinking of a quiet evening at home with the, uh- wife."
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"Oh, I get it. You're worried about those mobsters, aren't ya?"
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"You've gotta snap out of this funk, Mayor."
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"- Do you have a table for the mayor? - Yes!"
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"- Why do you talk that way? - I had a stroke."
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"Dear Lord, please make tonight's production better than Othello with Peter Marshall."
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"Okay, Mr. Burns, Fat Tony, what's-his-name- Fat Tony.!"
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"All right, Fat Tony. If it's trouble with Quimby you're after-"
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"Please. I am only here as a devotee of the lively arts."
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"But I do have something for the mayor that perhaps you could deliver."
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"You moron! That's the kiss of death."
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"Never mind that. Just go patrol the perimeter."
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"No!"
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"##"
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"This is a conceptual nightmare. I mean, Nathan Detroit would never wear this."
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"- ## - I want the mayor dead. I want his wife dead."
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"I want his cat and his dog dead."
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Who is before the cat?"
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"Y-You're not mad at me, are you?"
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"##"
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"But I'm just here to kill-"
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"I think I saw him in Rent or Stomp or Clomp or some piece of crap."
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"- and don't you forget it. - You're all talk, Hamill."
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"You never even finished Jedi school."
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