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Clips from The Simpsons - Mayored to the Mob (S10E10)

"It's my duty, Marge. Besides, those mobsters don't scare me."
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"Homer, I'm not sure it's wise to go out right now."
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"No, no. I truly do want to stay home with the- wife."
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"I'm gonna take you someplace where you can relax and forget all about gangsters."
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"- Excuse me. - Yes?"
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"Mayor, Fat Tony asked me to give you this."
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"I don't have time for this. I got 7 5 shortcakes to strawberry."
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"Now get out there, Luke."
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"Hey, you're in this number! Get out there and shake that moneymaker."
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"- That guy with the knife sure can dance, huh? - He looks awfully familiar."
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"Hey, pal, that's my head shot up there next to the pepper steak..."
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"- Show's over, Mayor. - Look out!"
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"- Oh, Fat Tony. - What?"
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"Get out of the way."
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"www.tvsubtitles.net"
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"And now, the conclusion of our Thousand Dollar Movie..."
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"Roger Corman's Titanic."
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"We're safe now, Clarice. We made it away from that cursed ship."
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"Mmm."
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"Well, I'd rather get a message than see another lousy commercial."
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"to attend the most ''astrotastic'' event in the entire universe."
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"You said it, Phil."
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"That's right. It's Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con."
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"Plus tag team robot wrestling."
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"It's the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars."
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"Oh,you stupid little tramp."
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"Remember, it's Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con."
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"- Well, beats work. - Yeah, beats school."
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"Sorry, we're all full."
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"Are you sure this is a sci-fi convention? It's full of nerds."
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"People! People! This man has actually been in outer space."
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"Oh, the pain, the pain. The pain of it all."
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"You have still got it, Dr. Smith."
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"if you'd care to meet me later in the food court."
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"- This will not stand. - Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious cash offer..."
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"for this stack of water-damaged Little Lulus."
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"''A,'' that is not water. It is diet Mr. Pibb."
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"And ''B,'' I- ooh."
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"Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?"
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"Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on. - Don't try to change me, baby."
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"Welcome, futurists, cyberphiles and the rest of you dateless wonders."
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"the man who put the ''star'' in Star Wars, a real burr under Darth Vader's saddle..."
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"Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill!"
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"Hey, thanks, everybody."
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"but I'm also here to talk about Sprint."
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"As you can see, you stand to save up to 1 7 cents a month over the more dependable providers."
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"How many of you have ever dreamed of being in that movie?"
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"Me! Me! Me!"
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"Well, you're in luck 'cause we're gonna act out a scene..."
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"- Kenobi? - Over here! Here!"
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"Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Pick me! My whole life has been leading to this moment."
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"Step away, foolish amateurs.Just keep back. Keep out of it. The role is mine."
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"With the acting and the groupies and the ''Luke, Luke, save me''..."
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"with the light saber and the ''vwing, vwing, vwing.''"
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"We're doomed. Doomed."
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"Oh, God. Can't this town go one day without a riot?"
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"Ya! Gadzooks! Where are my bodyguards?"
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"Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?"
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"- If there is, I don't wanna know about it. - Oh, dear. Oh, my!"
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"What, and break it? You know, George Lucas makes me pay for these."
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"Not the hair! Back off, you freakin' dweebs."
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"- Oh, poor Mark Hamill. - That swarm of nerds is gonna kill him."
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"- Mr. Hamill. Mr. Mayor. Come on. - Who are you?"
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"I can't, Homer."
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"I twisted my ankle. You guys go on without me."
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"Never! Follow me."
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"Oh, my God! Someone has to go back in for Maggie."
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"Oh, yeah. Well, see the thing about that is-"
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"You call yourselves bodyguards? You're fired!"
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"Fired, huh?"
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"Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for you?"
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"- I'll tell you who. Him! - Whoo-hoo!"
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"Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just-"
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"As a bodyguard, your only loyalty is to your protectee."
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"Not to your family. Not to your country. Not to ''Moo-hammad.''"
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"- Even during Ramadan? - Shut your sass-hole, boy."
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"What?"
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"Go, go, go.!"
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"I mean, you gotta sell it. Remember, your ''No!'' is what gets you your next job."
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"- Now drop and give me 20. - No!"
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"Better."
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"You ladies are without a doubt the most sorrowful clique at the dance."
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"Not one of you fit to guard a Russian rock band."
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"However, your checks have cleared, so you all graduate. Congratulations."
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"Whee-ha!"
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"- Clear. - Oh, for Pete's sake."
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"I know you're excited about starting a new job, but could you just relax for now?"
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"- We just wanna get a snack. - Access denied."
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"But, Dad-"
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"I asked you to take out the garbage three days ago, and you still haven't-"
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"Hmm. Still half an hour till dinner."
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"Oh, well. Ow!"
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"It's a real honor to be guarding your body, sir."
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"Just remember, you represent the office of the mayor."
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"So always comport yourself in a manner befitting- Quick, honk at that broad."
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"Good work, Simpson. I couldn't be happier with the way that went."
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"Hey, Homer, I told you not to come round here no more..."
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"Homer, why didn't you say you was with the mayor? Shove off, pukeholes!"
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"Ha. Here's a couple of''Duffenbraus, '' on the house of course."
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"Mmm, semi-imported."
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"Keep 'em coming."
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"Your change, sir."
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"Yeah, you should see the hospital."
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"And after Moe's, we went to Krusty Burger, and the mayor got some more change."
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"And then Apu gave the mayor lots of change for-"
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"- Dad, don't you see what's going on? - That ''change'' was a bribe."
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"Oh, honey, don't be so naive. That's how the world works."
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"No, he doesn't. Trains are regulated by the federal Department ofTransportation."
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"Homer!"
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"Thank you, Mayor Quimby, for honoring us with the school milk concession."
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"Well, the good children of Springfield need their milk, and I need my-"
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"Thank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future..."
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"I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it."
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"So, how'd you get the nickname ''Legs''?"
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"Well, that's an interesting story."
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"- It seems President Kennedy's father was- - Whoo! Mini cannoli."
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"Hey, I called that."
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"I saw it first. Come back here. Hmm, milking room."
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