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Clips from Family Guy - Quagmire's Dad (S08E08)

"♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"Look, Brian, face it, you're a dog."
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"Sure am. He was like a hero to me when I was growing up."
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"He was just here!"
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"Oh, I have a feeling he already knows."
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"At ease, ladies."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot."
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"you had to eject from your plane behind enemy lines."
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"This sailor needs a cosmo."
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"So all of a sudden, we get these orders."
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"that you break any kind of a sweat."
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"Brian, it's so boring here."
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"Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go."
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"Hey, Peter, how you doing?"
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"At the navy ball, you'll see how much of a man he is"
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"You should be very proud of your dad."
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"surrounded by seamen."
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"Hey, you Dan's boy? That's right."
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"Glenn, I wouldn't miss this night for the world."
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"Everyone here admires your dad."
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"If there was one man you wanted in your hole,"
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"Hey, what's up, buddy?"
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"No, no, Peter, he's not gay."
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"Anything he lops off, we get to bring home for Brian."
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"I wonder how long it's gonna take."
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"So, Lois, wh-what is this meal?"
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"I understand."
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"You know, kids."
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"And I'm in room 406."
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"I've had an amazing few days and nobody cares."
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"Oh, come on in. Come on in."
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"Oh, my God, that-- you know, that is a tough road ahead."
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"No, Ida."
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"Aw, you weren't selfish."
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"You're my dad."
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"Tell me. Tell me."
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"Where is that self-centered, arrogant son of a bitch?!"
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"♪ is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"Look, Brian, face it, you're a dog."
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"Sure am. He was like a hero to me when I was growing up."
Family Guy
"He was just here!"
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"Oh, I have a feeling he already knows."
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"At ease, ladies."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, I forgot."
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"you had to eject from your plane behind enemy lines."
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"This sailor needs a cosmo."
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"So all of a sudden, we get these orders."
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"that you break any kind of a sweat."
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"Brian, it's so boring here."
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"Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go."
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"Hey, Peter, how you doing?"
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"At the navy ball, you'll see how much of a man he is"
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"You should be very proud of your dad."
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"surrounded by seamen."
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"Hey, you Dan's boy? That's right."
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"Glenn, I wouldn't miss this night for the world."
Family Guy
"Everyone here admires your dad."
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"If there was one man you wanted in your hole,"
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"Hey, what's up, buddy?"
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"No, no, Peter, he's not gay."
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"Anything he lops off, we get to bring home for Brian."
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"I wonder how long it's gonna take."
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"So, Lois, wh-what is this meal?"
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"I understand."
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"You know, kids."
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"And I'm in room 406."
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"I've had an amazing few days and nobody cares."
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"Oh, come on in. Come on in."
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"Oh, my God, that-- you know, that is a tough road ahead."
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"No, Ida."
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"Aw, you weren't selfish."
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"You're my dad."
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"And if you're happy, I'm happy for you."
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"Tell me. Tell me."
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"Where is that self-centered, arrogant son of a bitch?!"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"Okay, I'm off."
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"Well, we knew this day would come."
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"Good luck wherever you wind up."
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"Take care, buddy."
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"Call if you want."
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"If not, take care of yourself."
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"I'm just going away for a few days."
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"Oh. Oh, okay."
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"Yeah, there's a seminar on creating..."
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"Really? It would be that easy for you?"
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"What? You thought I was leaving forever"
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"and you just said, "Good luck"?"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Brian, take it easy. You're not leaving forever."
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"You're just leaving for a few days."
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"What do you want, a parade?"
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"You know what? Never mind."
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"The fact that your last name is Griffin is a pleasantry"
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"extended from our family, not by any legality."
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"Yeah, and someday, when you're ready,"
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"you're gonna walk off into the woods and die."
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"And we're prepared for that."
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"Yeah, so there's this seminar"
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"in New Haven on creating your own Web-based Internet series."
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"Sounds like it could be right up my alley."
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"Is this another one of those classes"
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"where you make the checks out directly to the teacher's name?"
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"Feel good about that?"
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"Feel good about what you just said?"
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"You gonna go, Brian,"
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"or should I get the can of pennies?"
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"Guys, I got some great news!"
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"My dad's coming to visit."
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"Oh-ho! Hide the women!"
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"So, we're finally gonna get to meet"
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"the man of a thousand chicks."
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"That's right. You think I've been with a lot of broads."
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"My dad's had more pie than Kirstie Alley."
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"What?!"
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"Anyway, the navy is honoring him"
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"at this year's naval ball"
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