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Clips from The Simpsons - A Midsummer's Nice Dream (S22E22)

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"I'll give Dave your message."
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"I don't find this funny at all."
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"My time being wasted was not wasted."
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"Hey, man, you're all right."
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"How'd you like to be the new Chong?"
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"Yes."
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"Will I get to meet Dave?"
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"There is no Dave."
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"How about Don Johnson?"
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"It would be easier to meet Dave."
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"It is so cool for you to let me go on tour with Cheech."
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"And remember, on the road, the only vice"
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"you can indulge in is gluttony."
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"Save lust and rage for me and the kids."
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"Sweetie, don't worry."
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"I'm gonna come back so horny and angry."
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"Aw..."
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"I can't believe I'm riding around in Cheech's van."
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"The van made of weed."
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"Oh. What's it made of?"
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"Hash? 'Shrooms?"
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"Lysergic acid diethylamide?"
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"No. The van is just made of van."
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"Oh..."
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"Look, Homer, I really need you"
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"to be on your game, you know?"
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"A lot of our fans have gone through rehab,"
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"so they're much more critical."
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"Don't worry, Cheech."
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"I know all the classic bits of you and Chong."
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"Don't say that name. Now, you drive."
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"I have to go black out his face"
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"on some T-shirts with a Magic Marker."
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"No!"
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"Okay, man, what I'm looking for in a new Cheech"
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"is someone who is, like, open-minded and adventurous."
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"I haven't decided about the mustache yet,"
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"but you need your own suspenders."
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"Snap, snap."
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"Our friendship died with the first snap,"
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"and you buried it with the second."
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"You ever notice how your nose makes boogers?"
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"What's up with that?"
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"Uh, next?"
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"I can't pay the rent."
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"You must pay the rent."
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"I can't pay the rent."
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"You must pay the rent."
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"I'll pay the rent."
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"My hero."
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"Aw, who am I kidding? I don't got the money."
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"Ooh... Next?"
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"Zoom."
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"I am your substitute teacher,"
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"Sister Mary Elephant."
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"Class, attention, attention,"
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"class, class. Shut up."
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"Thank you."
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"Uh, no, man."
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"No routines from the old regime."
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"Really? But Sister Mary's no-nonsense attitude"
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"is what inspired me to become an educator."
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"Just let your freak flag fly, man."
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"Well, I guess as long as I fold it afterward"
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"and don't display it at night..."
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"Oh, perhaps I should improvise, or do an improv?"
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"I want you to reinvent the wheel."
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"No, de-invent the wheel."
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"No."
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""Re-unvent the whool.""
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"Oh, I'll get my prop trunk."
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"A lot of people have cell phones,"
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"but I like to eat healthy,"
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"So I invented... the celery phone."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen."
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"Which means, teaming up with you"
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"would be totally pushing the envelope."
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"Mother, how did you get this number?"
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"It's a prop phone."
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"Yes, I have your celery."
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"I took the limpest stalk there was."
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"The gig is yours."
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"Time to finally return your father's overdue movies."
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"Is it really okay to just drop them into the pit"
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"where the Blockbuster used to be?"
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"Got a better idea?"
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"Um, hello."
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"I think I've given you money a couple of times."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want the money back."
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"I just came for my dog."
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"Easter grass, Cable Ace Awards,"
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"aquariums full of broken pinball game parts,"
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"popped but uneaten Jiffy Pop still in the silver bubble,"
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"sample-sized shampoos, detergents and whiskeys, and..."
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"I hate to say this about the Cat Lady,"
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"but I think she's crazy."
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"She's a hoarder."
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"This is so sad."
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"Can we help her?"
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"Yeah, that's what you think."
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"Cut, print, mail to NBC."
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"♪ Cheech and Chong has lost its Chong ♪"
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"♪ I am the Chong now ♪"
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"♪ Take a little look ♪"
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"♪ Take a little look ♪"
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"♪ Take a little look at me-e. ♪"
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"That's funny, Homer."
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"Now we really have to work on the show."
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"Oh, yeah, I get you... "Work on the show.""
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"Maybe we should start at 4:20, right?"
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"Marijuana reference!"
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"Yeah, I got it."
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"Listen, man, comedy is hard work."
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"Hard work? I thought this was gonna be fun."
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"It is fun!"
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"The fun is the knowledge that our audience gets"
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"a good value for their hard-earned dollar!"
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"♪ Cheech is sure a lot less cool than I imagined ♪"
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