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Clips from South Park - Fatbeard (S13E13)

"* i'm going down to south park *"
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"* gonna leave my woes behind *"
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"* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *"
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"what are you talking about, dude ?"
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"haven't you assholes been watching the news ?!"
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"whoa !"
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"i've worked it all out on expedia."
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"with all the booty and plunder a pirate could want."
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"wow, you know, cartman, that is an awesome idea."
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"wait a minute."
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"well, 'cause, dude, i'm jewish."
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"with your disability, kyle."
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"teacher-parent conferences"
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""ahoy, fellow club members !"
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"all hands on deck !""
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"we figured we should let him join."
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"can't be pirates 'cause they don't have souls."
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"fine, i don't wanna be a pirate anyways !"
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"now enough small talk, lads !"
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"and your mom is okay with that ?"
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"pirates ho !"
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"have a good flight."
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"oh, jeez, i don't know if"
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"i can really go through with this. what ?!"
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"i can't believe i'm actually doing it."
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"yeah, maybe we should think about this."
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"do you really wanna go back to that ?!"
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"the fuck ?"
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"where's all the waterfalls and shipwreck lagoons ?"
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"eh ?"
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"hey, hey, we're looking for the pirates ?"
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"where can we find the--"
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"( speaking in somali )"
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"come on, mateys !"
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"this is your pirate boat ?"
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"what kind of pirates are you ?"
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"the fuck ?"
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"all right, lads, guess we'll have to settle"
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"hard to starboard, lads !"
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"( crying )"
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"and treasure and plunder !"
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"no it's not, you made me run away and be a pirate"
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"ike, will you do something about clyde please ?!"
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"all right, me' hearties !"
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"keep your eyes open for boats to plunder !"
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"dude, dude !"
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"yes !"
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"i can't help but take some credit for this."
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"it's the most godforsaken place on the planet."
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"i'll call you back."
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"your little brother's run away from home !"
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""dear mommy and daddy, i am running away."
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""that susan boyle performance of 'les miserable'"
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"to be a pirate ?!""
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"oh, gerald, what are we gonna do ?!"
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"oh, god, what have i done ?"
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"this ship is ours !"
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"ahghghghggh !"
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"ahghghghggh !"
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"get in there, ya' swarmy dogs !"
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"have a good day !"
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"what's port ?"
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"that's good ! now bring 'er around topside !"
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"now that's a pirate ship."
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"a round of grog for me boys."
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"a round of grog for everyone !"
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"the fuck is this ?"
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"this is water in a dixie cup !"
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"all right, goddamn it,"
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"really, you guys, what kind of pirates are you ?!"
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"you're a disgrace to blackbeard !"
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"calling yourselves pirates--"
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"look at this guy, for christ's sake !"
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"i mean, how hard is this, people ?!"
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"i tell ya', lads, if we're gonna be"
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"the most feared people on earth"
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"* and we do what we please"
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"* we get all that we want for free *"
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"* with a yo ho ho"
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"* yo ho ho"
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"* to go on a pillagin' spree"
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"* and make you drink our pee *"
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"* yo ho ho"
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"* and a trick a lotty do *"
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"remember on "trick a lotty do""
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"uh, nadif ?"
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"if i can you and abdikarim"
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"i'm sorry, but you're a little flat."
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"we'll pick up after the quarter rest."
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"* yo ho ho"
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"* trick a lotty do *"
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"we found them adrift in a life boat, sir."
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"how did they force you off ?"
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"elles avait light saber !"
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"oui, un light saber !"
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"le light saber terrible !"
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"( imitating saber buzz )"
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"ahh !"
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"on the phone."
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"this is the good life, huh ?"
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"( men speaking in somali )"
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"( announcer ) this is cnn.... n."
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"breaking news of yet another pirate crisis in somalia."
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"that pirates have captured an american child"
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"and are demanding 10 million euros"
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"you came all this way to try and join my pirate club."
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"we all have to get out of here !"
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"it isn't safe !"
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"or are you lying now ?"
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"and let us get out of here."
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"you, just sit tight"
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"'til we hear about your ransom money."
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"one box of italian passports !"
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"yeah, homework !"
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"huh ?"
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"every day i dream that i can go to school,"
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"but my mother, she's dying of aids"
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"yeah, me too."
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"eric-- hey, eric !"
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"me and ike, we been talkin' and... wul, guys,"
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