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Clips from Family Guy - Brian: Portrait of a Dog (S01E01)

"Look, you got everything you could possibly want right here."
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"How dare you?"
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"How dare I? Where do you think you're going?"
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"Out!"
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"You're not going anywhere without your leash!"
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"I don't need your damn leash, or you!"
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"And a pack of Eldorados, unfiltered."
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"What? That. Yeah. I'll clean that up on my way out."
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"Now why don't you go tie yourself up to that parking meter?"
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"I don't want any trouble."
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"Mom, have you ever had a problem with freshness?"
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"What do you mean, honey?"
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"You know. Have you ever felt not so fresh?"
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"I'm not sure what you're... I don't follow you."
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"Have you ever felt like you're dirty?"
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"Down there?"
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"God, no!"
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"That was Brian's favorite commercial."
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"You heard him. He doesn't want to be a part of this family."
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"No way, Dad. No one can take Brian's place."
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"That mongrel is probably decomposing on the side of a dirt road as we speak!"
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"We'll get a lovable kitty-cat and everybody will feel a lot better."
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"Here, kitty, kitty. Come on down nice and easy."
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"Yeah, that's authentic Italian."
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"Okay, fine for you. But what about your puppies?"
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"And your puppies' puppies? Am I the only one who's outraged here?"
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"I'm sorry. Enjoy your dinner."
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"How come you're still setting a place for Brian?"
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"Because when he comes home, I want him to know he never left our thoughts."
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"Look, Lois, he broke his promise to me. Besides, we have a new pet."
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"And we love our fluffy kitty."
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"Hey, you!"
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"Stay!"
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"Joyce DeWitt? So that's where you've been."
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"Sorry, pooch. You gotta sleep outside. No dogs allowed in the bus station."
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"Brian's tennis ball."
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"Man, he loved to play with this thing."
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"Double fault!"
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"Come on, Brian."
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"You're right, Lois. Who am I kidding? This family needs Brian. I need him."
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"God, I hate this freaking cat."
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"Can you spare some change?"
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"That's me! I mean, that was me."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"No, I mean it. That was me."
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"Brian!"
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"You're going downtown, pal."
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"...home."
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"Hi. How's it going?"
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"Oh, God. I know karate!"
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"He's cute. Aren't you precious? Lethal injection. Next!"
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"You can't do this!"
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"Who's up for a little lunch? Something festive."
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"Did someone say Tex-Mex?"
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"I'm sorry, sugar."
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"Don't worry. I'll get you out of this."
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""Dear MacGuyver..."
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""Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw."
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"You're looking well."
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"Don't get too close. They say I'm dangerous."
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"That's why the man's gonna put me down."
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"Don't say that, Brian. Peter is working on your appeal."
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"You'll see. Everything's gonna work out."
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"I may have been born with my eyes closed, but now I see the world for what it is."
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"Great news! The City Council agreed to hear your case!"
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"I don't know how to thank you."
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"We're family. This is what we do for each other."
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"Right, Peter?"
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"Thanks, Felicia."
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"This meeting was called..."
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"Justice, for all? Or for some?"
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"Does a dog not feel?"
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"If you scratch him, does his leg not shake?"
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"I would like to cite the case of Plessy v. Ferguson..."
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"Take him away!"
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"Look, all Brian's ever wanted is the same respect he gives us."
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"And sure, sometimes we have arguments, like when he's sleeping on the bed and..."
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"...Lois is in the "oodmay" but Brian won't "amscray.""
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"- Peter... - Okay."
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"Look. The point is, he's a member of our family first and a dog second."
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"And I'm real sorry I forgot that, buddy."
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"Sometimes we all need a second chance."
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"Sometimes we all need to forgive!"
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"I stole $10 from Meg's room!"
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"I stole $10 from Mom's purse!"
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"I've been making counterfeit $10 bills for years."
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"Albeit an articulate and charismatic one."
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"But the law is the law and can't be circumvented by pretty words."
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"I'll give you each $20."
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"Deal. He can go."
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"No. Let him go."
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"Anybody want more pizza rolls?"
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"Yeah. Quiet, Lois. Murder She Wrote."
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"Charles Montrose, after all these years."
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"Jessica Fletcher! Why I haven't seen you since you had the..."
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"You can say it, Charles. I'm not ashamed. Abortion."
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"So she's the murderer!"
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"Good night, Brian. And welcome home."
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"Good night, you guys. Good night."
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"- Dog? - Yeah?"
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"If you ever tell anyone about that, I will kill you."
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"Mary, have you seen Nicholas?"
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""It seems today that all you see"
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"Splendid."
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"I now command you to leave."
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"I would really feel better if I got your information."
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"Who wants to sing show tunes? "In old...""
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"Great. Is there a problem, Officer?"
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"Homemade cinnamon buns fresh from the tube."
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"Out of this world."
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"I'll point him in your direction."
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"Get away from me, you crazy animal!"
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"All right, who wants to be next? You? You?"
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"Thank God."
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"Peter, don't stare!"
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"Mistrial, damn you! Mistrial!"
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"Showtime!"
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"The fine is $10. You behave, little fella, you hear me?"
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"I see somebody's been neutered."
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"I think I saw one of her nipples!"
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