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Clips from Family Guy - He's Too Sexy for His Fat (S02E02)

"This is interminable! I demand to know why you insist on taking me everywhere you go!"
Family Guy
"Hm. Instant stuffing or instant mashed potatoes? The choices are..."
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"I love you, She-Hulk."
Family Guy
"- Here's some chocolate, fatso. - Thanks!"
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"See, the reason your fleas are drawn to you is your kidney energy is bein' blocked"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"- Wha-wha...? - Stewie's covered with fleas!"
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"Oh, no. Brian!"
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"Ngh! Nngh!"
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"We got a 602 at 31 Spooner Street!"
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"Yaaaagh!"
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"- Logan! You son of a bitch! - You think I'd miss this party?"
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"But mister, I need real money. I can't take a credit card."
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"Oh, my. What a lovely room. Oh, and it's so clean."
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"Cannonball!"
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"I say, hello! You there! I'm ready to get out! Somebody!"
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"Well, hello, Mr Water Jet."
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"You're not fat, Chris, you just come from a long line of husky Griffins,"
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"Don't listen to your sister. Stickin' your finger down your throat doesn't make you throw up."
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"Meat loaf for us, and a very special, very delicious steamed vegetable dish for Chris."
Family Guy
"Oh, yes! Yes!"
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"Attaboy. All the way upstream, buddy."
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"Dad, this says I gained weight."
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"What the hell is that?"
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"I tell ya, he's been workin' out all week and he hasn't lost a pound."
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"FYI, he used the fat he took out of her to make the two kids from Good Burger."
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"This is a very safe procedure, son. You won't feel a thing."
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"like it's Vietnam or somethin', and I'm sneakin' through the bush, you know."
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"And when I got all my buddies, I sneak out again."
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"I'm very mysterious when I'm inside you, you know, like a... like the wind, you know."
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"Oh, good boy, Stewie. Clean plate. Although I think you got..."
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"doing something as unbelievably foolish as getting liposuction? Who, I ask you? Who?"
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"- Hyah! Hyah! Come on, Old Paint! - I can feel the bones in your ass!"
Family Guy
"Meg, you're not gettin' plastic surgery."
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"- Peter, did you get a new buttocks? - I had to. My old one had a crack in it."
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"You... you've really let this family down. We should be embracin' the things God gave us,"
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"I would, but my doctor advised me against heavy lifting."
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"- Yeah. I think it looks better. - Have you lost your mind?"
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"The Beautiful People's Club? How come I never heard of it?"
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"Oh, I can't help it! I know, I know, he's become a superficial, egomaniacal jerk."
Family Guy
"You're all stupid. They're gonna be lookin' for army guys."
Family Guy
"Don't look at me! I'm hideous!"
Family Guy
"- Which, by the way, I'm wearing. - Oh, I hate what you've become!"
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"- That doesn't make any sense. - It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful!"
Family Guy
"Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache."
Family Guy
"Oh, honey, it's fine. It makes you look distinguished."
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"She is so jealous. Of course - I'm beautiful. I mean, look at me."
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"We did all we can, but medical science has come just so far."
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"- Especially to you. I'm sorry, Chris. - That's OK, Dad."
Family Guy
"Well, Peter, I guess you learned a pretty valuable lesson."
Family Guy
"Oh, my! Tomatoes are 3.99 a pound. That's so high!"
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"Isn't that high? It seems so high."
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"I mean, what could possibly happen if you left me home by myself?"
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"- Great party, Griff. - Girls, you know Jimmy Caan."
Family Guy
"I meant have a Cheez Doodle, but whatever."
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"Son, I'm gonna need those two hams back."
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"- I don't have any hams. - Lift up your shirt, son."
Family Guy
"I need an adult! I need an adult!"
Family Guy
"You're not a shoplifter. You're just a fat kid. Sorry about that, fatty-fat-fatty."
Family Guy
"Hey, Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big old fat kid."
Family Guy
"- Hey, Brian, flea collars are on sale. - Too many chemicals."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna try a more natural alternative."
Family Guy
"Agh! Sorry, Dr Ling, I guess I'm nervous. This whole thing is a little weird."
Family Guy
"You have to keep those two boxes right next to each other?"
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"On which we used to rely?"
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
Family Guy
"Attention, world leaders. I have 137 nuclear warheads"
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"trained on every capital city around the globe."
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"The world is now under my control. But oh, no! I'm naked!"
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"What the deuce...? Agh! Fleas! Agh!"
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"Damn you, Mop N' Glo."
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"Oh, my God! Stewie, you've got bugs on your jammies! Peter, wake up."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's nothin'. When I was a kid I was covered with ticks."
Family Guy
"- Peter, it's not a contest. - Well, it was back then."
Family Guy
"Time for doggie to go the way of Old Yeller."
Family Guy
"- Old Yeller, did I get a call from Tony? - Oh, yeah."
Family Guy
"He left a message. I forgot to tell you."
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"- Is it on the machine? - I erased it."
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"- All right, out back. - No, Ma."
Family Guy
"Yeller's my dog. I'll do it."
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"Oh, come on. He'll call back."
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"- Brian, are you OK? - OK? Ha-ha!"
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"OK? I'm covered in fleas, lady. I'm losin' it here."
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"- Get a hold of yourself! - Ow! Peter, you're supposed to hit Brian!"
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"- Dad, I'm itchy! I'm itchy! - Out of my way, wide load!"
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"Mom, there's fleas all over the house!"
Family Guy
"There's only one thing to do-learn the language of the fleas, earn their trust,"
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"then breed with their women. In time our differences will be forgotten."
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"Call the damn exterminator!"
Family Guy
"- Logan, let's go. - I can't."
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"I... I just can't."
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"get carried away by seven million fire ants."
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"My God. They're everywhere."
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"What do we do now? What the hell do we do now?!"
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"I feel terrible about this. Why don't I put us up in a nice hotel for a couple of days?"
Family Guy
"That's a great idea, Brian. It'll be like a little vacation."
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"Well, you might wanna bring some cash, cos some places don't take credit cards."
Family Guy
"Oh, I see. Cash only, huh? No paper trail. What are you sellin'? Reefer? Crack?"
Family Guy
"Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my neighbourhood? I don't think so!"
Family Guy
"The ultraviolet scanning light will be the judge of that."
Family Guy
"I picked this up on Dateline from that yummy exoskeleton Maria Shriver."
Family Guy
"Mm-hm. Just as I thought. Oatmeal."
Family Guy
"Spittle. Semen!"
Family Guy
"This must be where Wilford Brimley was strangled by Bob Crane."
Family Guy
"This is marvellous! I feel like a young Johnny Weissmuller!"
Family Guy
"- Hey, Chris, aren't you comin' in? - Can I swim with my shirt on?"
Family Guy
"No, you can't swim with your shirt on. Wait a second. What are you hidin'?"
Family Guy
"Do you have bruises? Did somebody hit you? Lois, what did you do to my son?"
Family Guy
"Will you keep your voice down? You're embarrassin' him."
Family Guy
"If I wanted to embarrass him, I'd do somethin' like this."
Family Guy
"Hey! Hey, everybody! Hey, look what Chris Griffin's father Peter Griffin's doin'!"
Family Guy
"Ugh!"
Family Guy
"Stop it! Chris, why don't you want to take your shirt off?"
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"- Cos I'm fat. - Oh, honey, no one thinks you're fat."
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"Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board."
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"- This is my son. - Oh. My apologies."
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"Hey, Tom! He's not a van! He's just a fat kid!"
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"Don't listen to him, Chris. I'm gonna go get you a soda. You wait here."
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