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Clips from Family Guy - He's Too Sexy for His Fat (S02E02)

"Oh, my. What was that?"
Family Guy
"like your great-great-great-uncle Jabba the Griffin."
Family Guy
"Raja naba doua gola wookie nipple pinchie."
Family Guy
"Honey, if you wanna lose weight, I'll put you on a diet"
Family Guy
"and your father can help you exercise."
Family Guy
"- Really? - Why don't you do what supermodels do?"
Family Guy
"Stick your finger down your throat and throw up till you're skinny."
Family Guy
"Peter, are you OK?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I hate vegetables!"
Family Guy
"- Honey, they're good for you. - Oh!"
Family Guy
"It tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past its prime."
Family Guy
"Mm! This meat loaf is a symphony of flavour."
Family Guy
"It's too bad you can't have some - it's practically orgasmic!"
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh!"
Family Guy
"- Yes! Yes! - I'll have what he's having."
Family Guy
"OK, Chris, time for some good old-fashioned exercise-like those guys are doin'."
Family Guy
"I say, Phineas, great day to be doing squat thrusts"
Family Guy
"and lifting our huge triangular iron weights."
Family Guy
"- Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! - Hup! Hup-hup! Hup! Hup!"
Family Guy
"Dad, I don't like running. The sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears."
Family Guy
"Hey, a Twinkie! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha! I'm gonna get you!"
Family Guy
"Come on! You can do it. Feel the burn, Chris. Feel the burn."
Family Guy
"Agh!"
Family Guy
"Agh! Agh! Aagh! Aagh! Agh!"
Family Guy
"OK, just relax. Try to soil yourself, like we practised."
Family Guy
"That's impossible. Take off your shirt."
Family Guy
"Bovine lummox! Oh!"
Family Guy
"Peter, if you're this desperate about Chris's weight, why don't you just suck the fat out?"
Family Guy
"If you can find a hole on the boy that you wanna put your lips on, be my guest."
Family Guy
"I'm talkin' about liposuction. My brother Broderick's a cosmetic surgeon."
Family Guy
"Is he good?"
Family Guy
"Well, Nell Carter used to be twice as big before Broderick got through with her."
Family Guy
"I'm like a Green Beret, you know. I sneak inside you and I skulk around"
Family Guy
"And I get all that fat, like the fat's my buddies stuck behind enemy lines, you know."
Family Guy
"Yes, yes, I got more of it on me than in me. Yes, that one never gets old, Lois."
Family Guy
"Here's your dessert, sweetie. Dig in."
Family Guy
"- I'll eat it when I'm ready. - Hi!"
Family Guy
"I'm ready. Well, time for dessert, isn't it? Let's see, big chocolate cake for Stewie,"
Family Guy
"Oh, and feel free to use my fork, I shan't be needing it. Watch me."
Family Guy
"Oh, Stewie! Stop eatin' like a little piggy!"
Family Guy
"We should cut down on your sweets-you're gettin' a belly. Chris, where have you been?"
Family Guy
"Dad took me to a doctor to get the fat vacuumed out of my belly."
Family Guy
"- What? - I didn't do it."
Family Guy
"I'm just gonna stay on my diet and exercise."
Family Guy
"Good for you. That was a very grown-up decision."
Family Guy
"I mean, what kinda lazy, narcissistic, irresponsible moron would even consider"
Family Guy
"Hello!"
Family Guy
"I... How... Wha..."
Family Guy
"My God, it's finally happened."
Family Guy
"He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star."
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"- Mom, can I get lipo too? - Forget it, Meg."
Family Guy
"Peter, you can't just suck 200Ibs of fat out of yourself. It's not natural."
Family Guy
"Come on. Lois, I feel great droppin' that kind of weight all at once."
Family Guy
"Like you felt after you had Chris."
Family Guy
"And they're off!"
Family Guy
"Well, then, giddy-up."
Family Guy
"- Great to be thin. - Yup."
Family Guy
"You know, there's somethin' I always wanted to do, Brian,"
Family Guy
"but, uh... I-I could never do it cos I was so heavy."
Family Guy
"But, you know, now that I don't weigh so much, I think I can."
Family Guy
"- Could you... could you help me do it, Brian? - Sure. I'd be honoured."
Family Guy
"I was wonderin' if I could put a little saddle on your back and ride you like a horsy."
Family Guy
"Oh, OK. No, I understand. It's too much. It's OK."
Family Guy
"I see you!"
Family Guy
"But, Mom, it could change my life!"
Family Guy
"Why not? It's totally safe. A lot of famous people have done it."
Family Guy
"Your place is here in the ice village. You know nothing of Hollywood and its ways."
Family Guy
"But, Father, I have dreams and courage and the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon."
Family Guy
"Fear not, some day word will reach you about the success of me,"
Family Guy
"the great Eskimo actor Jennifer Love Hewitt."
Family Guy
"- Bring pride to our village! - Send firewood!"
Family Guy
"Plastic surgery is great! I was thinkin' about havin' Broderick take a look at my nose."
Family Guy
"It doesn't matter if your nose is a little bulbousy,"
Family Guy
"or your eyes are too close together, or your chest is flabby. You are who you are."
Family Guy
"Huh. I think I know what you're gettin' at."
Family Guy
"Knock, knock!"
Family Guy
"Hey, pal, you can't just walk in here... Holy crap, it's Peter."
Family Guy
"- Dad, you're pretty! Like a girl! - You look like a totally different person."
Family Guy
"Oh, this is crazy. You walk in here with your chiselled jaw and your..."
Family Guy
"Oh, my! I..."
Family Guy
"I liked you the way you were. You're not even real any more. You're..."
Family Guy
"Well, I couldn't be more angry with you."
Family Guy
"Ahhhhh!"
Family Guy
"not tellin' our kids a person's not as good as someone else because of the way they look."
Family Guy
"Agh! Holy crap!"
Family Guy
"- There's a baby in that refuse bin. - Not too close, Barnaby."
Family Guy
"- If you touch it, the mother won't take it back. - Allez-oop!"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, sir, what is a handsome man like you doing waiting in line?"
Family Guy
"Warren Fredericks, Quahog Beautiful People's Club. Come on in front."
Family Guy
"But all those people were in front of me."
Family Guy
"You haven't been beautiful long, have you?"
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"People will do anything for a beautiful person."
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"Yeah. You know, come to think of it..."
Family Guy
"Hi. I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I need a human foot."
Family Guy
"Well, as a rule, I would say no, but OK, come in."
Family Guy
"So this is, what, for, like, a school project?"
Family Guy
"Argh! Argh! Agh! Agh!"
Family Guy
"Raul, please take this handsome gentleman's bags to his car."
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"Hey, when you're beautiful, doors magically open for you."
Family Guy
"It opened because you stepped on that black rubber square."
Family Guy
"If that wasn't there, it would've opened anyway cos you're beautiful."
Family Guy
"There's a lot of good-Iookin' people here."
Family Guy
"This is the Beautiful People's Club, and you're our newest member."
Family Guy
"Here's your introductory basket. It's got lotions, Ferrari sunglasses,"
Family Guy
"and pills to make your bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls."
Family Guy
"Argh! Dammit!"
Family Guy
"Oh, what happened? Orson fall down?"
Family Guy
"Shut up! Just... I don't want to hear it!"
Family Guy
"Serves you right. You tried to make Chris jealous, now you have an eating disorder."
Family Guy
"Just help me up."
Family Guy
"Oh, ha-de-ha-ha!"
Family Guy
"What the... What the devil are you doing? Stop it! Stop it, I'm getting dizzy!"
Family Guy
"Did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding portrait?"
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"- Yeah. I think it looks better. - You pasted it over me."
Family Guy
"- Well, somebody's jealous. - Have you forgotten about Chris?"
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"- He needs you to help him exercise. - He figured out how to catch the Twinkie."
Family Guy
"Ha-ha! I'm turnin' you into poo."
Family Guy
"I'm goin' to the Beautiful People's Club. I can take him with me."
Family Guy
"Seein' us all might give him somethin' to shoot for."
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