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Clips from Friends - The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey (S05E05)

"Well, look, I'm breaking up with Katie, so I had to put on some extra padding."
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"...can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me..."
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"Hey. Hey, cute jacket."
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"- That's so sweet. - Whoa. Ow."
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"Oh, "Ow.""
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"Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys are too much."
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"Whoa. Ha, ha."
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"...I think you're the one that is too much."
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"You're so sweet."
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"Joey?"
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"Huh."
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"Well, aren't you gonna do something?"
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"You better do something or I'm gonna walk out that door right now."
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"Well, are you gonna?"
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"- Phoebe? - Ha, ha. That's what I was saying."
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"This is a disaster. Can't I please just go?"
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"I'm talking you up to people."
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"Just give it a little time, all right? Relax. Get something to eat."
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"Um, I told them about you and Emily. You know, trying to get some sympathy."
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"- What? - Yeah, I think I told it wrong."
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"We should talk about that..."
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"Okay, see? Things are looking up already."
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"Oh, my God. Someone cut Howard's cake."
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"Who would do a thing like that?"
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"3-B."
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"Okay, you got your free food, you ruined everyone's fun."
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"- Don't you think it's time you went home? - Yeah."
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"Yeah, go back to 3-B, 3-B."
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"I have something that I would like to say."
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"Who here likes Ross?"
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"He didn't give you any money."
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"He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who here likes Ross?""
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"And he's wearing two nametags."
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"I'll be honest with you guys. When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all."
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"But then once I got to know him, I saw that he's really sweet..."
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"...and caring and very generous."
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"I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him, all right?"
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"You know, I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know..."
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"Kurt? I thought, you know, abrasive drunk."
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"Um, Lola, mind-numbingly stupid."
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"And, okay, you guys: Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv."
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"So I think you all know what I mean."
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"Obviously, I didn't think they were gonna start throwing things."
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"I just thought if I kept insulting them you would jump in and defend everyone."
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"Then you could look like the hero."
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"Oh, wow, yeah."
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"See, I did not get that."
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"- Okay. - Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking..."
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"...about us. You know, a lot of, uh, "us" thinking."
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"And, uh, well, I guess there's only one way to do this."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"- Oh, no, no, no. - What a bad idea."
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"Oh, I can't not look at it."
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"Chandler, why are you doing this?"
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"I don't know."
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"But I know I'm not afraid to do this."
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"Chandler."
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"I'm doing this because I'm sorry?"
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"Do you, um, really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?"
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"Oh, no, the best reason to get married is pregnancy."
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"Will you be my wife?"
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"Chandler, um, I want you to take just a minute..."
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"...and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds."
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"Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here right now."
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"You know that none of that stuff came from me."
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"I mean, I never said that I wanted to have babies and get married right now."
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"- Hey. - She's right, you know."
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"Yeah, but still, cheap shot."
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"...to deal with relationship stuff all on your own?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"...I would have been able spend the rest of my life with the woman I love."
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"Or you would have seen a Chandler-shaped hole in that door."
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"- Hey, Ross, will you pass me that knife? - No, I will not."
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"It's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it."
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"You're right. I'm sorry. Will you marry me?"
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"Oh, and I was going to ask you to marry me..."
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"Oh, no, wait, Pheebs. I think with something like that..."
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"...you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure. Chandler?"
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"Ha, ha, okay, how long is this gonna go on?"
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"Well, I think the length of teasing..."
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"So a long time."
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"That's not funny."
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"My best friend and my sister. I cannot believe this."
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"Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know, wherever. Ha, ha."
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"They'll see you talking to me, and I'm a hit."
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"She just kicked me."
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"You know when I said that I want you..."
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"Yeah, so? What's that supposed to mean?"
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"- I'm Monica. - I need to talk to you. It's urgent."
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"- Hi. - You ready to go?"
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"This way I'm just, you know, the exotic, generous stranger."
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"You were so funny with that waiter. You're such a nut."
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"Hey."
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"Right about now Funk soul brother"
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard!"
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"So, uh, what did you tell them about me?"
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"- Well, you're not ready for that. - I didn't think I was."
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