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Clips from The Simpsons - Once Upon a Time in Springfield (S21E21)

"That was my father. Great guy."
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"I still have my Krusty Klub ring."
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"I wasn't popular because I was more beautiful and friendly"
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"than everyone else,"
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"but whenever I looked at this ring,"
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"I knew I had one friend."
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"That's the one."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Please don't tell me I died on the operating table again."
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"This is real, Krusty."
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"Mr. Teeny's t a flaming arrow."
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"Oh, yuck."
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"(to the tune of "This Old Man") * This old clown, tee-hee-hee *"
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"I walked 19 miles for this?"
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"(groans)"
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"(humming tune)"
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"Princess Anne is truly a world leader."
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"and one Princess Leia."
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"(satisfied moan)"
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"I dot care what anyone says. Massages are relaxing."
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"Now if you boys sign up with Cap City Nuclear,"
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"plus free sushi right through the face hole."
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"Sir, I have some unsettling news:"
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"The heart of our tug-of-war team."
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"No. No, this is our year. How can this be happening?"
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"whe reasable, were perceived as draconian."
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"* I was a parched little seedling *"
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"* Until you were watered with love *"
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"...not being married to me."
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"Huh?"
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"It's so easy for something to go wrong."
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"Milhouse Van Houten, will you do me the honor"
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"Let's call my mom together."
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"So long."
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"Oh, right."
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"(all gasping)"
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"Sir, I'm afraid it's too late."
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"Oh, I imagine Cap City's been wooing you"
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"a Christmas goose, Spanish lemons,"
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"But please, accept this little going-away present."
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"(scoffs)"
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"You can't win us back with mere doughnuts."
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"These doughnuts were made the old-fashioned way:"
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"the dough is sweetened with Cuban sugar"
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"from pre-Batista plantations, then it's deep-fried"
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"in the tallow of three different animals,"
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"two of which are now extinct."
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"Hmm?"
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"(Delibes' "The Flower Duet" playing)"
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"That is the most amazing doughnut I've ever tasted."
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"Well, if youtay on at the Springfield Nuclear Plant,"
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"(groans)"
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"One of these every day might kill us."
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"Can we get a health plan to go with them?"
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"or two doughnuts a day."
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"(moaning ecstatically)"
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"Move over, Brangelina."
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"Take a back seat, Queen Latifarod."
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"Because today belongs to "Krustelope.""
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"Penelope Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan-Pocahontas."
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"Well, let's do the ceremony."
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"Friends, loved ones, we are gathered here today"
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"And now, let's continue with this mockery."
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"Hmm? Hmm?"
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"What happened to the monkey?"
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"(chattering)"
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"Princess, before you marry Krusty,"
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"there's someone you should meet."
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"Holly Hippie."
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"He wouldn't let me watch the moon landing."
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"And his last wife, Eartha Kitt,"
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"recorded this before her untimely death."
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"but she still hated Krusty."
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"He was asleep for five of those hours."
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"(snarling)"
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"I am blown away by how little this bothers me."
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"And you are the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
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"d that's why I can't marry you."
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"This kid and his ugly sister are right."
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"They don't?"
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"Princess, you're the only woman I care about enough"
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"if that's how you feel."
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"We'll always have Sideshow Mel's dressing room."
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"* Waiting 'round the bend *"
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"* My huckleberry friend *"
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"* Moon river *"
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"* And me... *"
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"Oh..."
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"(gurgling)"
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"Krusty! My Borscht Belt baby!"
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"Ah, I'd rather be a happy schnook than a noble shlumpf."
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"(trilling high note)"
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"(tires screeching)"
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"(laughing)"
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"(screams)"
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"(muffled grumbling)"
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"Hilarious!"
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"I concur. D'oh!"
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"(giggling) Not funny."
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"Suppose I refuse to go along with this?"
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"the pink cardboard box awaits."
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"You. Can't. Do. That."
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"No doughnuts!"
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"with the ink still drying on their MBAs..."
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"* Of my gown *"
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"(trilling high note)"
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"I think that's the best thing"
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"'cause then you can say, "Well,"
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"Oh, this is very good for me."
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"who specializes in nuclear workers."
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"of nuclear power plants are dying off"
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"from radiation poisoning."
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"Are these business cards"
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"* *"
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"But when you're grown up, you'll just think it."
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"Krusty?"
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"A lot of suicides in that group."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, my comeback starts now."
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"You're just the reason people tune in."
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