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Clips from 30 Rock - Queen of Jordan (S05E05)

"that I'm opening up with Dennis Rodman and Webster?"
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"No, I just thought you would be on my side."
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"Look, this is a very complicated..."
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"Angie's single release party is tomorrow night."
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"It seems like the perfect place for me to reveal my shocking secret past!"
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"No, we're not writing"
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"a tearful admission about you being a call girl in Delaware."
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"Write it yourself."
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"- So that's not an option. - You know what?"
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"I'm not getting sucked in to your crazy reality show nonsense."
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"Liz."
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"I'm so mad at you for that thing you did!"
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"Am I trying to instigate fights"
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"And maybe also promote my new lifestyle website,"
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"Jennas-Side. Com?"
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"Of course not."
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"I mean, is wine throwing something that even gets you on a reality show?"
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"God, Jenna, I told you not to buy that domain name."
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"Jennas. Side, "genocide." I'm not hearing it, Liz."
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"I don't know, but I hope they didn't collect two hundred dollars."
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"Lynn Onkman. Remember her?"
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"that hot teacher from Queens who had an affair with her student."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Check out this picture."
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"Frank, is that you?"
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"You never said you were in Lynn Onkman's class."
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"What?"
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"Do you know the kid she had the affair with?"
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"No. Yes. I don't know. Shut up."
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"It was you!"
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"I don't want to talk about it!"
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"Yeah."
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"...if the teacher is male and the student is female."
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"What happened to Frank is awesome."
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"You don't understand! It was love! We were in love!"
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"And I refuse to wear anything in my size or appropriate for my age."
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"Lemon, a word."
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""Damn, woman, I wanna make love to your neck!""
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"Don't do impressions of other races."
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"I'm in charge of setting up for Angie's party."
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"'Cause I'm not just a gay hairdresser."
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"I'm also a homosexual party planner."
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"Mr. D'Fwan, Party City"
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"does not sell "giant see-through clocks or strap-on Pegasus wings,""
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"Hey, girlfriends!"
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"Why don't we all have some drinks"
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"and talk about how I think Portia has no class?"
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"I will not be in the same room as that woman."
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"Is this about what happened in Atlantic City?"
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"I didn't say it."
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"- I didn't say it. - You did."
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"You did!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"Oh, snap! That's Lynn Onkman!"
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"Frank R?"
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"Yeah."
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"No. Why? You got some?"
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"Think fast!"
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"Nice catch, Dotcom."
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"I am sick of being disrespected by that man."
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"Sick of it!"
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"Yeah, I was an athlete."
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"Sports stories? I've got some."
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"Really? So, you "went both ways"?"
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"Yeah! We all did. It was the '70s."
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"So when you played baseball, were you ever on the DL?"
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"but it can also mean "down low," or "secretly gay.""
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"Which one was Jack talking about?"
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"When we were on the DL,"
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"You were you a switch-hitter?"
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"Switch-hitter, pitcher, catcher. Whatever the boys needed!"
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"and I have something to say to Portia!"
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"Good. Because I'm concerned about you."
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"Come on, Portia! I wanna fight!"
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"I have battled my own demons."
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"And you need help."
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"No! I don't need any help."
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"and I don't know what would change that!"
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"Drunk actor brainstorm!"
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"Drama, crying,"
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"This is the best day of my life!"
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"I'm sorry, you want me to perform in this?"
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"Yeah, you're Amy Grant from the "Baby Baby" video."
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"The one where the man likes her at the carnival!"
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"That's some white nonsense."
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"Too bad Tracy's not here to take your side."
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"We discussed this, Elizabeth."
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"Good."
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"'Cause I'm looking for dancers who can dance for 15 seconds,"
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"'cause that's how long my song is."
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"What? That's my wedding video."
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"Oh, no!"
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"just start!"
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"Are you wearing handcuffs, Tracy?"
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"Hey, can my friend, Trines, come with us on our honeymoon?"
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"Okay, I should have watched that first."
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"Do you see how exhausting that man can be?"
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"Yes, he has his flaws, but I know you two love each other."
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"Yeah, and with him gone, our relationship has never been better."
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"I'm on Angie time now."
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"at the strip aerobics studio I bought"
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"Could we talk about something other than comic book movies?"
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"I thought about you a lot when I was away."
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"And I still remember the moment when we fell in love."
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"You were administering a scoliosis test to the class."
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"And you lingered on my spine."
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"A friend. Continue."
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"I'm sorry, but I couldn't bring you to my place."
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"My mom's there and she still wants you to rot in hell."
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"You live with your mother?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"was the most amazing eighth grader that I've ever met."
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"And I couldn't wait to meet the man that that boy became."
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"and why Seth Logan shouldn't have played the Green something..."
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"Hornet! Yeah, and it's "Rogen.""
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"What could have happened to me when I was 14"
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"to make me never want to grow up?"
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"I lost everything to be with you..."
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"If you don't like it, then what's the point?"
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"Okay."
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