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Clips from The Office - Stress Relief (S05E05)

"$5,300 for a dummy? Wow."
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"And now Dwight knows not to cut the face off of a real person."
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"Hope you brought your apetitos, my lady, my Tuna."
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"Damn it."
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"This movie, a lot of buzz."
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"Not coming out for another six months."
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"Mrs. Albert Hanaday."
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"because we're honest, hard-working people."
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"And we don't know how."
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"Let's play bridge. You can be my partner."
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"(CELL PHONE BEEPS)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"What's going on?"
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"No one really knows, but Pam's parents are going through"
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"a little bit of a rough patch in their marriage."
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"My parents have been fighting for weeks and it kind of sucks."
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"Jim's been great."
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"But I'm going to need to buy my dad a robe."
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, they just need to communicate, you know."
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"If they said to each other what they're saying to everyone else, then..."
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"Jim and Pam are like movie geniuses."
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"Corporate has given Dwight two strikes."
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"They are very, very upset with him."
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"So, as a disciplinary measure,"
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"Dwight, have you prepared your statement of regret?"
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"I could not because I do not feel it."
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"as an acknowledgment that you heard it."
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"It is a big deal. You almost killed Stanley."
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"Yeah, right. I filled him full of butter and sugar for 50 years"
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"and jog on up here and sign this. Okay?"
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"Make a line. Just form a line right here."
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"Sign it! Sign it now!"
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"Check our bathroom."
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"I'm in here."
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"I... I'm sorry. I didn't"
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"Do you want me to go?"
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"I want you to stay."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh, man."
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"You know, Lily was supposed to be Nicole Kidman."
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"with a small rewrite. SAM: Just give me your hand"
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"and get that in there."
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"Help me pull it around."
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"Oh, yeah. You did that one already."
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"What is..."
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"He was pretty talkative at breakfast."
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"What?"
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"You mean when they were eating soup?"
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"I don't think that was breakfast."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"No. We mostly just talked about cereal."
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"What?"
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"I mean, maybe he'll talk to you about some of the stuff"
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"'cause he can't really talk to me about it."
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"Mmm... You're good to talk to."
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"I'm okay. I'm not great. And..."
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"My God, if you're wearing a dress,"
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"please keep your knees together, nobody wants to see that."
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"My goal is to make this office as peaceful"
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"Here are some downloaded peaceful sounds."
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"(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"of death."
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"as we walk through the meadow."
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"And there are flowers and it is sunny and beautiful."
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"And inside the castle are four men,"
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"and each of them..."
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"And they give you a funny cigarette"
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"and you feel even more relaxed,"
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"and then you want ice cream."
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"So what kind of ice cream do you want? Yell it out."
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"Too expensive. Chocolate."
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"You can have any kind of ice cream you want."
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"(BEEPING) What do you want?"
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"I told you to get rid of the cell phones."
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"It's my bio-feedback machine."
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"Yes."
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"No, no, I'll help you up. I'll help you up."
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"Here we go. Here we go. Let me get you up."
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"No, Michael. Would you step back?"
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"(BEEPING RAPIDLY)"
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"A little further. MICHAEL: Okay."
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"That's better."
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"(BEEPING STOPS)"
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"(BEEPING RAPIDLY)"
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"Let's give this a shot."
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"Hello!"
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"(BEEPING RAPIDLY)"
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"Michael, I think you're what's stressing everybody out."
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"So it wasrt Dwight after all."
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"Dunder Mifflin. This is Pam."
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"Oh. Hey, Mom. No."
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"What did Dad say?"
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"(DOOR OPENS)"
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"What?"
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"and said he was gonna look for an apartment."
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"I'm so sorry. I don't know. I'll call him again."
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"50 percent of marriages end in divorce,"
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"And at what point in our marriage is he gonna say it to me?"
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"MICHAEL: I don't get it."
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"Speaking of which..."
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"Remember when people used to say "boss""
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"when they were describing something that was really cool?"
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"And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads."
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"Okay, everybody, I figured it out."
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"The reason that you are all so stressed around me"
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"to tell me what you really think."
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"You are keeping these feelings inside and that is causing stress."
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"What? No. No. I'm talking about a roast of Michael Scott."
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"You've seen it, right?"
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"That's offensive. It's not!"
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"And I want you guys to really get cracking on this."
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"I want you to really make fun of anything about me."
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"It could be my race, could be the fact that I'm so fit,"
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"or I'm a womanizer, fair game. Whatever."
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"I don't want to write your stuff for you,"
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"but I just want it to be good."
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"(GIGGLING) Oh, my God. Oh, man. Oh, my God."
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"I consider myself a good person,"
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"but I'm gonna try to make him cry."
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